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Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 24

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Gravy wins at The Lectern

Gravy took The Lectern — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.875 — 23 +22 2 2.8
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1.775 — 21 +19 0 1.4
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.133 +2.26 22 +19 5 5.2
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.13 24 +20 5 5.3
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.650 — 28 +23 1 2.6
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.575 — 25 +19 0 1.8
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.242 — 26 +19 3 2.9
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.733 +2.86 27 +19 5 5.2
9 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.700 — 8 -1 2 3.4
10 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.775 — 7 -3 3 3.3
11 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.925 — 5 -6 2 2.3
12 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.592 — 6 -6 6 6.3
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.175 — 12 -1 2 2.9
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.692 — 11 -3 3 2.8
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.158 — 9 -6 1 2.3
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3.667 +0.79 10 -6 1 2.9
17 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.767 — 16 -1 2 2.9
18 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.092 — 13 -5 0 2.2
19 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.217 — 14 -5 0 3.1
20 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 0.767 — 15 -5 3 2.9
21 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.550 — 20 -1 2 3.0
22 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.175 — 18 -4 2 2.7
23 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.817 — 17 -6 1 2.4
24 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.267 — 19 -5 2 2.7
25 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 — 29 +4 2 2.8
26 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.858 — 31 +5 2 3.1
27 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.742 — 30 +3 1 3.3
28 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.892 — 32 +4 3 2.9
29 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.000 — 4 -25 3 3.1
30 Long John NOO The Noodles 0.908 — 1 -29 2 2.4
31 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.275 — 3 -28 2 3.2
32 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.792 — 2 -30 2 2.9
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-2-2.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-3.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-11-1-7-3.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
22.733
No luck for The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-16-6-1-1.
23.933
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-2-3.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
Gravy takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
404 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 32-29-9-27-23.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
402 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 31-31-11-28-21.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
399 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 29-30-12-26-24.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
400 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 30-32-10-25-22.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
402 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 22-23-20-29-27.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
400 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 21-21-18-31-25.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
401 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 24-24-19-30-28.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
402 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 23-22-17-32-26.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
401 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 13-5-24-19-1.
133.07
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
403 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-7-21-17-3.
142.51
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
399 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 15-6-22-18-4.
148.04
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
402 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-8-23-20-2.
147.82
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
402 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 12-20-26-10-19.
147.75
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
401 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 11-18-25-11-17.
135.42
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
401 starts, 17 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 9-17-28-9-20.
127.21
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
401 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 10-19-27-12-18.
142.25
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
400 starts, 38 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 18-1-16-3-15.
45.61
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
400 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 19-4-13-4-13.
48.19
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
404 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 20-2-15-1-16.
48.45
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
401 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 17-3-14-2-14.
43.34
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
400 starts, 33 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-14-3-8-10.
8.03
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
399 starts, 23 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-16-1-7-12.
7.37
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
403 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-13-2-5-9.
6.17
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
403 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-15-4-6-11.
7.25
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
400 starts, 24 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 1-10-8-13-5.
8.89
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
404 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 3-11-5-14-8.
9.92
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
400 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 4-12-6-15-7.
10.46
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
401 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 2-9-7-16-6.
9.68
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
404 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 25-26-32-23-30.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
400 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 26-27-29-21-32.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
401 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 28-28-31-24-29.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
400 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 27-25-30-22-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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