Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 32
The Lectern — Relay
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Chunk wins at The Lectern
Chunk took The Lectern — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 1.558 | — | 24 | +23 | 3 | 2.7 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2.058 | +0.50 | 21 | +19 | 0 | 1.3 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 5.150 | +3.59 | 22 | +19 | 4 | 5.3 |
| 4 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 1.742 | +0.18 | 23 | +19 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 5 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 1.617 | +0.06 | 28 | +23 | 3 | 2.6 |
| 6 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 1.542 | — | 25 | +19 | 0 | 1.8 |
| 7 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 1.983 | +0.43 | 26 | +19 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 8 | Slapper | The Pucks | 5.683 | +4.13 | 27 | +19 | 6 | 5.3 |
| 9 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2.992 | +1.43 | 12 | +3 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 10 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 1.683 | +0.13 | 9 | -1 | 1 | 2.3 |
| 11 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 1.367 | — | 10 | -1 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 12 | The Kidney | The Beans | 1.383 | — | 11 | -1 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 13 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 0.842 | — | 19 | +6 | 2 | 3.3 |
| 14 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 0.683 | — | 17 | +3 | 2 | 2.6 |
| 15 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 1.508 | — | 18 | +3 | 1 | 3.3 |
| 16 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 1.733 | +0.18 | 20 | +4 | 1 | 2.8 |
| 17 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 1.908 | +0.35 | 16 | -1 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 18 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2.317 | +0.76 | 13 | -5 | 0 | 2.2 |
| 19 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 1.167 | — | 15 | -4 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 20 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 1.483 | — | 14 | -6 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 21 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 1.117 | — | 31 | +10 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 22 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 1.608 | +0.05 | 30 | +8 | 2 | 3.5 |
| 23 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2.217 | +0.66 | 29 | +6 | 2 | 2.3 |
| 24 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 1.600 | +0.04 | 32 | +8 | 1 | 3.2 |
| 25 | Long John | The Noodles | 1.517 | — | 1 | -24 | 2 | 2.1 |
| 26 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2.908 | +1.35 | 3 | -23 | 2 | 3.3 |
| 27 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2.550 | +0.99 | 4 | -23 | 2 | 3.2 |
| 28 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 1.508 | — | 2 | -26 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 29 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 0.933 | — | 5 | -24 | 2 | 2.3 |
| 30 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 1.925 | +0.37 | 7 | -23 | 1 | 3.5 |
| 31 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2.758 | +1.20 | 8 | -23 | 2 | 3.2 |
| 32 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 1.350 | — | 6 | -26 | 3 | 3.1 |
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 5-5-3-8-10.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-2-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-2-2.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-2-2.
15.800
Next one goes up.
17.000
Let go.
18.200
All of it, on the floor.
19.600
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-2-2.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
22.683
No luck for Slapper.
23.883
Released.
25.083
The whole lot goes over.
26.283
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Chunk!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Old Gristle | 6.800 | Old Gristle 6.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Old Gristle | 13.200 | Old Gristle 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Old Gristle | 19.600 | Old Gristle 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Chunk | 26.000 | The Lieutenant 6.400 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 4/4 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 26 | 4/4 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 42 | 4/4 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 58 | 4/4 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 74 | 4/4 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 90 | 4/4 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 106 | 4/4 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 122 | 4/4 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
412 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 30-29-26-24-21.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
407 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 31-30-25-23-22.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
408 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 29-32-28-22-23.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
410 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 32-31-27-21-24.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
409 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 10-17-32-32-28.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
408 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 12-20-29-29-25.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
410 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 9-18-31-31-27.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
410 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 11-19-30-30-26.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
410 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 13-22-16-17-13.
213.01
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
409 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 15-21-15-20-14.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3
411 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-24-14-18-15.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4
407 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 14-23-13-19-16.
217.62
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
409 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 17-14-18-2-18.
143.23
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
410 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 18-13-20-3-20.
157.70
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
409 starts, 17 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 20-15-19-4-19.
165.58
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
409 starts, 12 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 19-16-17-1-17.
156.48
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
409 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 21-3-9-5-3.
51.38
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
408 starts, 41 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 23-1-11-7-2.
52.18
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
408 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 22-2-12-8-4.
58.37
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 4
412 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 24-4-10-6-1.
57.63
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
407 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-6-1-11-7.
6.00
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
411 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-8-4-10-8.
6.87
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 1
408 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 6-12-7-13-11.
11.71
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
408 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 8-9-8-14-12.
12.09
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 4
412 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 7-11-6-16-10.
12.59
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
408 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.9. Last five: 28-28-23-28-30.
219.30
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
408 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 27-26-24-25-32.
219.30
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
412 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 25-25-21-26-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
409 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 26-27-22-27-31.
219.30
Course preview
3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent
Ice
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.
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