Paper Mogul Sports
Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 34

The Stool — Relay

The Stool · The Stool · 44 m · 32 competitors Pinch points
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Lieutenant wins at The Stool

The Lieutenant took The Stool — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.583 21 +20 0 1.5
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.025 +3.44 22 +20 5 5.5
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 4.825 +3.24 23 +20 5 5.5
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.42 24 +20 6 5.5
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.308 20 +15 3 2.7
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.317 17 +11 1 2.0
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 4.767 +3.18 18 +11 4 5.4
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 4.725 +3.14 19 +11 5 5.4
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.200 12 +3 2 2.8
10 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.508 9 -1 1 2.0
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4.742 +3.16 10 -1 5 5.9
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.225 11 -1 6 5.7
13 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.675 +1.09 32 +19 2 3.2
14 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.333 31 +17 2 2.8
15 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.158 29 +14 1 2.6
16 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.992 30 +14 2 2.9
17 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.517 25 +8 0 1.6
18 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.050 +3.47 26 +8 5 5.5
19 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.350 +3.77 27 +8 5 5.5
20 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.42 28 +8 6 5.4
21 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.108 8 -13 3 3.6
22 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.358 5 -17 1 2.5
23 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 4.892 +3.31 6 -17 5 6.6
24 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.275 +0.69 7 -17 4 3.6
25 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.483 16 -9 2 2.8
26 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.300 13 -13 1 2.0
27 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 4.008 +2.43 14 -13 5 6.1
28 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 4.925 +3.34 15 -13 4 4.2
29 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2.350 +0.77 4 -25 2 3.3
30 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.408 1 -29 1 2.3
31 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4.758 +3.18 2 -29 5 6.6
32 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.025 +0.44 3 -29 4 3.5
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go. Recent finishes: 5-3-7-6-3.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-2-2.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-3-2.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-2-2.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-2-2.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Next one goes up.
23.400
Released.
26.000
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Lieutenant wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Timber Old Gristle 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Timber Gravy 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Timber Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 58 4/4 5
5 PCK The Pucks 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
410 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 29-16-29-32-28.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
409 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 30-15-31-30-25.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
414 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 32-13-30-29-26.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
412 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 31-14-32-31-27.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
410 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 28-29-12-20-29.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
412 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 26-32-9-18-31.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
412 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 25-31-11-19-30.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
411 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 27-30-10-17-32.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
409 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 21-21-14-23-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
411 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 22-23-15-21-15.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
412 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 24-24-13-22-16.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
413 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 23-22-16-24-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
411 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 16-19-17-14-18.
166.66
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
412 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 14-18-18-13-20.
160.59
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
411 starts, 17 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 13-20-20-15-19.
171.98
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
411 starts, 12 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 15-17-19-16-17.
161.61
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
410 starts, 41 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-8-23-1-11.
20.74
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
410 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 6-6-22-2-12.
21.52
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
414 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 5-5-24-4-10.
20.51
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
411 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-7-21-3-9.
19.41
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
413 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-1-4-8-4.
4.98
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
409 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-2-3-6-1.
5.45
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
413 starts, 29 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 9-4-1-7-2.
4.93
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
410 starts, 33 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-3-2-5-3.
5.29
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
411 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 19-9-5-10-5.
38.31
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
410 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 18-12-6-12-7.
41.48
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
410 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 20-10-8-9-8.
44.35
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
414 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 17-11-7-11-6.
40.88
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
414 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 3-26-25-25-21.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
410 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 2-27-28-28-23.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
410 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 4-25-27-26-24.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
411 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 1-28-26-27-22.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The narrowest plinths anywhere. Nothing fits beside anything, so everything goes on top — and most of it does not stay there.

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