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Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 36

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Butter Bean wins at The Ironing Board

Butter Bean took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. The Kidney finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.500 — 12 +11 2 2.7
2 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.358 — 9 +7 1 2.0
3 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.108 +0.61 11 +8 2 2.8
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.792 +0.29 10 +6 1 2.9
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2.550 +1.05 21 +16 0 1.3
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.125 +3.63 22 +16 5 5.1
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.125 +3.63 23 +16 5 5.0
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.50 24 +16 4 5.1
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.317 — 25 +16 0 1.7
10 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.558 +4.06 26 +16 5 4.9
11 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 4.958 +3.46 27 +16 5 5.1
12 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.50 28 +16 5 5.0
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.667 +1.17 16 +3 2 2.7
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 -1 2 2.7
15 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.492 +0.99 14 -1 2 2.8
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 5.433 +3.93 15 -1 4 3.8
17 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 0 2 2.6
18 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 4.067 +2.57 18 0 3 2.6
19 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.308 — 19 0 3 2.7
20 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 5.000 +3.50 20 0 4 5.0
21 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.458 — 30 +9 2 2.9
22 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.350 — 31 +9 2 2.9
23 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 +6 2 2.8
24 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.558 +0.06 32 +8 1 3.0
25 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.392 +0.89 7 -18 2 3.2
26 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.942 — 5 -21 3 2.3
27 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.608 +0.11 6 -21 1 3.3
28 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3.300 +1.80 8 -20 4 3.1
29 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 0.975 — 1 -28 3 2.2
30 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.433 — 2 -28 2 3.6
31 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 5.500 +4.00 3 -28 4 3.4
32 Long John NOO The Noodles 5.000 +3.50 4 -28 3 3.3
3.000
Here comes another. Recent finishes: 8-6-13-8-5.
4.200
Released. Recent finishes: 8-6-13-8-5.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-8-3-2-7.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 7-2-3-2-1.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-8-3-2-7.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
Butter Bean wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 26.000 Chunk 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
411 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 24-24-30-15-31.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
414 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 21-23-31-14-32.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
412 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 22-21-29-16-29.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
416 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 23-22-32-13-30.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
412 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 25-20-28-29-12.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
414 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 27-17-25-31-11.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
413 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 26-18-27-30-10.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
414 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 28-19-26-32-9.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
415 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 8-28-23-22-16.
202.27
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
411 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 6-26-21-21-14.
158.63
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
414 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 5-25-24-24-13.
166.04
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
413 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 7-27-22-23-15.
194.31
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
413 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 4-14-15-17-19.
100.02
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
413 starts, 18 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 1-15-13-20-20.
98.94
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
414 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 3-16-14-18-18.
101.16
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
413 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 2-13-16-19-17.
94.47
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
412 starts, 41 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 20-9-8-8-23.
53.72
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
416 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 19-10-5-5-24.
51.28
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
412 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 18-11-6-6-22.
52.99
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
413 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 17-12-7-7-21.
49.97
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
412 starts, 34 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-1-11-3-2.
4.86
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
415 starts, 29 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-4-9-4-1.
5.02
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
411 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-3-12-2-3.
4.69
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
415 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-2-10-1-4.
4.81
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
413 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 14-5-19-9-5.
26.20
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
416 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 15-7-17-11-7.
28.51
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
412 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 13-6-20-10-8.
28.01
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
412 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 16-8-18-12-6.
30.28
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
412 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 31-30-4-25-27.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
412 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 29-29-2-27-28.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
413 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 30-31-1-28-26.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
416 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 32-32-3-26-25.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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