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Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 4

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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The Unit wins at The Ironing Board

The Unit took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Basement Heat. Radiator finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.275 — 16 +15 2 2.8
2 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.525 +0.25 14 +12 2 3.1
3 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.317 +1.04 15 +12 2 2.9
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.675 +0.40 13 +9 0 2.4
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.383 +1.11 21 +16 0 1.5
6 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.333 +4.06 22 +16 5 5.1
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.150 +3.88 23 +16 5 5.1
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.73 24 +16 5 5.0
9 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.233 — 25 +16 0 2.0
10 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.608 +4.33 26 +16 5 4.9
11 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.492 +4.22 27 +16 5 5.1
12 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.73 28 +16 5 5.0
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.283 +1.01 12 -1 2 2.8
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 0.692 — 9 -5 2 2.7
15 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3.142 +1.87 11 -4 2 2.8
16 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.808 +1.53 10 -6 2 2.8
17 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.583 +0.31 20 +3 2 2.8
18 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -1 2 2.6
19 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.925 +0.65 18 -1 3 2.6
20 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.850 +0.58 19 -1 3 2.7
21 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.267 +0.99 3 -18 2 3.4
22 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.400 +0.13 4 -18 1 2.6
23 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.842 +0.57 1 -22 2 2.3
24 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 5.567 +4.29 2 -22 4 6.4
25 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.067 — 6 -19 1 3.2
26 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.717 +0.44 8 -18 3 3.3
27 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.333 +1.06 7 -20 1 3.4
28 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.400 +1.13 5 -23 2 2.1
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.758 +0.48 30 +1 3 3.0
30 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.617 +0.34 31 +1 2 2.9
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -2 2 2.8
32 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.358 +0.08 32 0 2 2.9
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 6-8-5-4-14.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 7-2-3-8-1.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 7-2-3-8-1.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 7-2-3-8-1.
16.208
Slapper is off. Recent finishes: 1-1-5-1-1.
17.408
And down it comes.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Unit wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 26.000 Chunk 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
386 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 31-13-26-23-31.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
384 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 32-16-25-24-29.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
383 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 29-15-28-22-32.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
388 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 30-14-27-21-30.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
386 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 21-30-30-27-24.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
386 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 24-29-31-25-23.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
384 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 23-32-29-26-22.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
385 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 22-31-32-28-21.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
383 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 10-17-13-1-19.
90.66
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
385 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 12-20-15-4-17.
119.52
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
387 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 11-18-16-3-18.
108.59
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
386 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 9-19-14-2-20.
97.34
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
385 starts, 13 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 5-23-17-14-16.
126.14
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
385 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 7-22-20-15-15.
133.95
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
386 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 8-21-18-13-13.
131.07
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
385 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 6-24-19-16-14.
139.78
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
385 starts, 25 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 4-9-4-19-2.
30.27
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
384 starts, 37 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 1-11-1-17-1.
27.10
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
388 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 2-10-2-18-4.
29.36
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
384 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-12-3-20-3.
34.33
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
387 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 16-6-6-5-11.
5.66
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
384 starts, 32 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-8-7-8-9.
5.94
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
383 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-7-5-7-12.
5.09
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
387 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-5-8-6-10.
5.19
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
384 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 17-4-9-11-8.
21.99
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
385 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 20-3-12-9-6.
24.60
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
384 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 19-1-11-10-5.
22.93
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
388 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 18-2-10-12-7.
21.93
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
388 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 25-27-21-32-28.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
385 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 27-28-24-30-26.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
384 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 28-26-22-29-27.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
384 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 26-25-23-31-25.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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