Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 40
The Lectern — Relay
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Old Gristle wins at The Lectern
Old Gristle took The Lectern — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 1.592 | — | 24 | +23 | 2 | 2.7 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 1.567 | — | 21 | +19 | 0 | 1.4 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 5.242 | +3.65 | 22 | +19 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 4 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 5.092 | +3.50 | 23 | +19 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 5 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 1.550 | — | 28 | +23 | 4 | 2.6 |
| 6 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 1.608 | +0.02 | 25 | +19 | 0 | 1.7 |
| 7 | Slapper | The Pucks | 1.992 | +0.40 | 26 | +19 | 3 | 2.8 |
| 8 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 5.208 | +3.62 | 27 | +19 | 5 | 5.3 |
| 9 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 1.167 | — | 16 | +7 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 10 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 1.383 | — | 13 | +3 | 1 | 2.1 |
| 11 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 1.417 | — | 14 | +3 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 12 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2.358 | +0.77 | 15 | +3 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 13 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 0.683 | — | 17 | +4 | 2 | 2.6 |
| 14 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 1.317 | — | 19 | +5 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 15 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 1.092 | — | 18 | +3 | 1 | 3.3 |
| 16 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 1.292 | — | 20 | +4 | 1 | 2.8 |
| 17 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 1.950 | +0.36 | 9 | -8 | 0 | 2.3 |
| 18 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 1.792 | +0.20 | 11 | -7 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 19 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3.350 | +1.76 | 12 | -7 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 20 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 1.150 | — | 10 | -10 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 21 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 0.733 | — | 8 | -13 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 22 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 0.933 | — | 5 | -17 | 2 | 2.3 |
| 23 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 1.792 | +0.20 | 7 | -16 | 2 | 3.2 |
| 24 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 1.883 | +0.29 | 6 | -18 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 25 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 0.758 | — | 29 | +4 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 26 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 1.492 | — | 32 | +6 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 27 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 1.883 | +0.29 | 30 | +3 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 28 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 1.975 | +0.38 | 31 | +3 | 3 | 3.7 |
| 29 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 1.608 | +0.02 | 1 | -28 | 1 | 2.1 |
| 30 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 1.708 | +0.12 | 2 | -28 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 31 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2.475 | +0.88 | 4 | -27 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 32 | Long John | The Noodles | 5.875 | +4.28 | 3 | -29 | 4 | 3.5 |
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released. Recent finishes: 4-8-8-6-13.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-2-4.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 3-14-2-4-7.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-8-3.
22.200
Here comes another.
22.875
Long John is off.
24.075
Away it goes.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
Old Gristle wins the Games. Recent finishes: 3-10-2-6-2.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Chunk | 6.800 | Chunk 6.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Chunk | 13.200 | Chunk 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Gravy | 19.600 | Chunk 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Old Gristle | 26.000 | Chunk 6.400 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 4/4 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 26 | 4/4 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 42 | 4/4 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 58 | 4/4 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 74 | 4/4 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 90 | 4/4 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 106 | 4/4 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 122 | 4/4 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1
415 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 28-23-17-32-24.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
418 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 27-21-20-30-21.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
420 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 25-22-19-31-23.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
416 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 26-24-18-29-22.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
416 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 32-28-32-19-25.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
418 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.3. Last five: 30-27-30-17-28.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
418 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 31-26-29-18-27.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
417 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 29-25-31-20-26.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
418 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 10-20-21-5-5.
185.35
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
417 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 11-19-22-8-7.
200.59
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
415 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 9-18-24-7-6.
181.42
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
419 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 12-17-23-6-8.
200.29
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
417 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 18-16-12-1-2.
134.76
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
418 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 20-14-9-4-3.
137.65
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
417 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 17-15-10-2-4.
127.24
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
417 starts, 18 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 19-13-11-3-1.
130.47
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 1
420 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 16-11-16-22-19.
84.30
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
416 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 13-9-14-21-18.
73.51
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3
416 starts, 41 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 15-10-13-24-20.
80.70
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
417 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-12-15-23-17.
82.93
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
419 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-5-8-12-11.
6.35
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
415 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-8-5-10-9.
6.08
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
416 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 7-4-2-16-13.
11.51
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 3
420 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 5-2-4-14-15.
10.63
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4
416 starts, 26 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 6-1-3-15-16.
10.87
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
416 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 22-29-28-28-31.
219.30
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
420 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 21-31-26-25-32.
219.30
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
416 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 23-30-25-27-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
417 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 24-32-27-26-30.
219.30
Course preview
3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent
Ice
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.
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