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Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 44

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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The Kidney wins at The Ironing Board

The Kidney took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. Butter Bean finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.217 — 12 +11 2 2.7
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.392 +0.18 9 +7 1 2.2
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.492 +0.28 10 +7 3 2.8
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.658 +1.44 11 +7 2 2.8
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.492 +1.28 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.242 +4.03 22 +16 5 5.0
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.158 +3.94 23 +16 5 5.1
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.78 24 +16 5 5.1
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.525 +0.31 25 +16 0 1.7
10 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.233 +4.02 26 +16 5 5.0
11 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.575 +4.36 27 +16 5 5.0
12 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.78 28 +16 5 5.0
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.450 +1.23 16 +3 2 2.8
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.258 +0.04 14 0 1 3.2
15 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.600 +0.38 15 0 2 2.8
16 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.725 +0.51 13 -3 1 2.5
17 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.175 — 8 -9 2 3.2
18 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.350 +1.13 7 -11 2 3.3
19 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.558 +0.34 5 -14 2 2.5
20 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.867 +0.65 6 -14 4 6.4
21 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2.325 +1.11 3 -18 2 3.5
22 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.425 +0.21 4 -18 3 2.5
23 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.208 +0.99 1 -22 2 2.1
24 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 6.267 +5.05 2 -22 6 6.2
25 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.425 +0.21 20 -5 2 2.8
26 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -9 2 2.6
27 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 18 -9 2 2.6
28 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 5.225 +4.01 19 -9 5 5.0
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.550 +0.33 31 +2 1 3.1
30 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.433 +0.22 30 0 3 2.8
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.725 +0.51 29 -2 1 2.6
32 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.467 +0.25 32 0 1 2.9
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 6-6-4-11-8.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-3-14.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-3-14.
15.800
Into position.
16.867
Big Randy is off.
18.067
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 1-4-3-10-2.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-3-14.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Kidney takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 26.000 Chunk 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
424 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 32-30-32-23-25.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
420 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 31-32-30-22-26.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
422 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 30-31-29-21-27.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
419 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 29-29-31-24-28.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
421 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 25-27-21-27-29.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
420 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 26-25-22-25-32.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
422 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.3. Last five: 28-28-23-26-30.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
422 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 27-26-24-28-31.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
421 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 1-10-11-1-11.
71.90
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
419 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 4-9-10-2-9.
67.95
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
422 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 3-11-12-3-10.
72.18
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
423 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 2-12-9-4-12.
74.25
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
421 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 14-17-25-8-17.
145.17
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
422 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 16-20-27-7-20.
170.84
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
421 starts, 9 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 13-19-26-6-18.
150.05
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
421 starts, 18 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 15-18-28-5-19.
156.35
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
421 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 20-15-5-14-14.
84.15
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
424 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 18-14-8-15-16.
85.02
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
420 starts, 41 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 17-16-6-13-15.
76.71
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
420 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 19-13-7-16-13.
80.01
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
423 starts, 29 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-4-3-9-4.
4.80
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
420 starts, 35 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-3-4-12-1.
4.93
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
419 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-2-2-10-2.
4.63
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
423 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-1-1-11-3.
4.72
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
421 starts, 22 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 9-6-17-18-8.
25.50
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
420 starts, 26 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 12-7-18-17-6.
27.64
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
420 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 11-8-19-20-7.
31.20
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
424 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 10-5-20-19-5.
26.53
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
420 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 23-24-14-29-22.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
420 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 21-23-16-32-23.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
421 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 22-21-13-31-24.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
424 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 24-22-15-30-21.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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