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Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 8

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Crawlspace wins at The Lectern

Crawlspace took The Lectern — Relay for the Basement Heat. Radiator finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.800 — 16 +15 2 2.8
2 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.408 — 13 +11 1 2.0
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.400 — 14 +11 2 2.9
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.108 +0.31 15 +11 3 2.8
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.550 — 28 +23 1 2.6
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.658 — 25 +19 0 1.7
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2.158 +0.36 26 +19 2 2.9
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 4.858 +3.06 27 +19 5 5.2
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3.250 +1.45 12 +3 2 2.9
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.558 — 9 -1 1 2.0
11 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.217 — 10 -1 1 2.9
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 0.750 — 11 -1 3 2.8
13 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1.483 — 21 +8 0 1.4
14 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.117 +3.32 22 +8 4 5.2
15 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.475 +3.68 23 +8 5 5.3
16 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.20 24 +8 5 5.2
17 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 0.900 — 4 -13 2 3.3
18 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.167 — 2 -16 2 3.1
19 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.517 — 3 -16 2 3.5
20 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.017 — 1 -19 2 2.3
21 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -4 2 2.6
22 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.117 — 19 -3 1 3.2
23 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.225 — 18 -5 1 3.3
24 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.242 — 20 -4 2 3.0
25 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.958 +0.16 8 -17 2 3.1
26 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 0.950 — 5 -21 2 2.4
27 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.217 — 6 -21 2 3.1
28 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.233 +0.43 7 -21 3 3.3
29 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.300 — 30 +1 1 3.4
30 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.450 +0.65 32 +2 2 3.0
31 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.758 — 29 -2 2 2.8
32 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.108 — 31 -1 4 2.9
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 7-11-5-6-9.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-7-2-3-8.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 2-7-2-3-8.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Wide Load goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Crawlspace wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Wide Load 26.000 Wide Load 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 58 4/4 5
5 NOO The Noodles 74 4/4 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
384 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 32-16-25-24-29.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
383 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 29-15-28-22-32.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
388 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 30-14-27-21-30.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
386 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 31-13-26-23-31.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
386 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 24-29-31-25-23.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
386 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 21-30-30-27-24.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
385 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 22-31-32-28-21.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
384 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 23-32-29-26-22.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
386 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 9-19-14-2-20.
116.95
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
383 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 10-17-13-1-19.
113.11
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
387 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 11-18-16-3-18.
125.79
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
385 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 12-20-15-4-17.
137.33
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
385 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 7-22-20-15-15.
153.91
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
385 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 6-24-19-16-14.
160.62
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
386 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 8-21-18-13-13.
150.61
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
385 starts, 13 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 5-23-17-14-16.
144.93
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
385 starts, 25 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 4-9-4-19-2.
33.49
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
388 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 2-10-2-18-4.
32.48
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
384 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-12-3-20-3.
37.98
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
384 starts, 37 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 1-11-1-17-1.
29.98
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
387 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 16-6-6-5-11.
6.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
383 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-7-5-7-12.
6.41
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
384 starts, 32 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-8-7-8-9.
7.29
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
387 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-5-8-6-10.
6.69
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
388 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 18-2-10-12-7.
11.71
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
384 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 19-1-11-10-5.
11.63
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
385 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 20-3-12-9-6.
12.86
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
384 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 17-4-9-11-8.
11.49
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
384 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 28-26-22-29-27.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
388 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 25-27-21-32-28.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
385 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 27-28-24-30-26.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
384 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 26-25-23-31-25.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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