· Season 12 · Round 18
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:26.412 | — | 2 | +1 | 34 | 11.5 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:26.412 | — | 2 | +1 | 34 | 11.5 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:26.412 | — | 2 | +1 | 34 | 11.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:26.412 | — | 2 | +1 | 34 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:03.733 | +37.32 | 5 | +3 | 41 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:03.733 | +37.32 | 5 | +3 | 41 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 8:03.733 | +37.32 | 5 | +3 | 41 | 11.9 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:03.733 | +37.32 | 5 | +3 | 41 | 11.9 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:21.206 | +54.79 | 7 | +4 | 39 | 13.2 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:21.206 | +54.79 | 7 | +4 | 39 | 13.2 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:21.206 | +54.79 | 7 | +4 | 39 | 13.2 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:21.206 | +54.79 | 7 | +4 | 39 | 13.2 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:33.405 | +66.99 | 4 | 0 | 44 | 11.6 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:33.405 | +66.99 | 4 | 0 | 44 | 11.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:33.405 | +66.99 | 4 | 0 | 44 | 11.6 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:33.405 | +66.99 | 4 | 0 | 44 | 11.6 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:49.811 | +83.40 | 1 | -4 | 38 | 14.1 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:49.811 | +83.40 | 1 | -4 | 38 | 14.1 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:49.811 | +83.40 | 1 | -4 | 38 | 14.1 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:49.811 | +83.40 | 1 | -4 | 38 | 14.1 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:02.350 | +95.94 | 3 | -3 | 34 | 11.8 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:02.350 | +95.94 | 3 | -3 | 34 | 11.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:02.350 | +95.94 | 3 | -3 | 34 | 11.8 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:02.350 | +95.94 | 3 | -3 | 34 | 11.8 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:03.667 | +97.26 | 8 | +1 | 39 | 13.0 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:03.667 | +97.26 | 8 | +1 | 39 | 13.0 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:03.667 | +97.26 | 8 | +1 | 39 | 13.0 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:03.667 | +97.26 | 8 | +1 | 39 | 13.0 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:18.644 | +112.23 | 6 | -2 | 54 | 12.0 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:18.644 | +112.23 | 6 | -2 | 54 | 12.0 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:18.644 | +112.23 | 6 | -2 | 54 | 12.0 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 9:18.644 | +112.23 | 6 | -2 | 54 | 12.0 |
0.017
Radiator finds trouble.
5.467
And it's Chunk in front now. Career record: 86 wins from 326, average finish 3.7.
10.783
Chunk is completely off the deck.
14.761
Floppy Joe takes a knock.
19.211
Chunk gets air.
24.033
Second Sock slips to the rear.
27.778
Honey Mustard finds trouble. Averaging 18.6 contacts an event coming in.
31.283
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 7-5-8-5-16.
34.933
Chunk is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-2-3.
38.517
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 14-2-2-3-1.
42.694
Up goes Honey Mustard.
46.439
And Yolk takes flight.
49.978
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
54.000
Chunk takes a knock.
1:00.550
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:04.933
Chunk gets air.
1:08.483
That is the sport, right there.
1:12.061
Up goes Radiator.
1:15.683
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:19.656
No idea what happened there.
1:25.883
And it all goes wrong.
1:30.417
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:37.189
Right into it goes Second Sock.
1:41.039
Chunk is completely off the deck.
1:48.700
Chunk gets hit hard.
1:52.317
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:54.967
The Coaster has it.
1:56.167
Right into it goes Floppy Joe.
1:59.567
It is The Coaster!
2:08.194
Extraordinary scenes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Radiator | 1.956 | Radiator 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 5.044 | Chunk 2.788 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 7.322 | Chunk 2.278 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 10.417 | The Coaster 3.089 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Chunk | 12.217 | The Coaster 1.633 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 14.233 | The Coaster 1.944 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Chunk | 15.533 | The Coaster 1.273 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 17.917 | The Coaster 2.272 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Chunk | 19.128 | Chunk 1.211 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 21.094 | Chunk 1.966 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Chunk | 22.861 | Chunk 1.767 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 24.389 | The Coaster 1.461 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 26.644 | Chunk 2.255 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Chunk | 32.144 | Chunk 5.500 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Chunk | 35.356 | The Coaster 3.111 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Chunk | 37.194 | The Coaster 1.739 |
| The Drops | Hard | Chunk | 38.417 | Chunk 1.223 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Chunk | 39.783 | Radiator 0.650 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 52.728 | The Coaster 2.650 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Honey Mustard | 56.544 | Yolk 1.355 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 59.717 | Yolk 1.534 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 1:01.417 | Yolk 1.338 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:03.828 | Radiator 1.983 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 1:06.794 | Yolk 1.911 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:08.578 | Yolk 1.456 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:10.983 | Chunk 1.944 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:14.839 | Chunk 2.378 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:19.122 | Honey Mustard 3.611 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:21.456 | Honey Mustard 2.262 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:25.000 | The Coaster 3.533 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:32.394 | Chunk 4.372 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:34.594 | Chunk 2.189 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:36.950 | The Coaster 2.356 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:38.928 | The Coaster 1.978 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:42.656 | The Coaster 3.728 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:45.122 | The Coaster 2.466 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:49.267 | Chunk 3.884 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:51.983 | The Coaster 2.716 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:55.628 | Yolk 1.355 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:57.967 | Yolk 1.306 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
291 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-6-14-8-12.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
315 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-6-8-13-7.
207.05
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
322 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-8-6-6-5.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
326 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-9-6-8-3.
147.13
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
312 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-2-6-11-5.
216.50
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
313 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-2-5-6-7.
115.43
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
316 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-4-2-8.
152.96
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
313 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-10-2-5-9.
166.81
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
316 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-11-5-7-12.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
314 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-5-7-8.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
307 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-7-16-7.
177.32
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
317 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-8-5-15-7.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
308 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-7-6-5-8.
135.27
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
315 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-7-16-6-8.
173.51
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
314 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-7-7-8-6.
155.48
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
317 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-5-12-7-13.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
307 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-1-3-3-12.
16.87
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
319 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-14-1-6-3.
30.09
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
320 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-3-3-7.
23.59
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
323 starts, 85 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-3-4-9-2.
13.09
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
322 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-4-2-5-2.
10.05
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
319 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-4-2-2.
9.02
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
290 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-4-2-5.
8.33
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
316 starts, 156 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-3-3-1.
8.22
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2
298 starts, 138 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-15-3-1-1.
15.74
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
318 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-8-4-4-4.
43.34
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
322 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-13-8-7-4.
75.79
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
311 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-5-8-4.
71.70
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
303 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-8-4-4-4.
52.20
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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