· Season 12 · Round 25
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win
Chunk took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 24 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:26.123 | — | 5 | +4 | 39 | 15.1 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:26.123 | — | 5 | +4 | 39 | 15.1 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:26.123 | — | 5 | +4 | 39 | 15.1 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:26.123 | — | 5 | +4 | 39 | 15.1 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:11.960 | +45.84 | 3 | +1 | 11 | 21.6 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:11.960 | +45.84 | 3 | +1 | 11 | 21.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:11.960 | +45.84 | 3 | +1 | 11 | 21.6 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:11.960 | +45.84 | 3 | +1 | 11 | 21.6 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:41.394 | +75.27 | 6 | +3 | 36 | 11.9 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:41.394 | +75.27 | 6 | +3 | 36 | 11.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:41.394 | +75.27 | 6 | +3 | 36 | 11.9 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:41.394 | +75.27 | 6 | +3 | 36 | 11.9 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:45.756 | +79.63 | 8 | +4 | 10 | 21.4 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:45.756 | +79.63 | 8 | +4 | 10 | 21.4 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:45.756 | +79.63 | 8 | +4 | 10 | 21.4 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:45.756 | +79.63 | 8 | +4 | 10 | 21.4 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:54.405 | +88.28 | 2 | -3 | 36 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:54.405 | +88.28 | 2 | -3 | 36 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:54.405 | +88.28 | 2 | -3 | 36 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:54.405 | +88.28 | 2 | -3 | 36 | 11.3 |
| 6 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:57.600 | +91.48 | 7 | +1 | 37 | 13.2 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:57.600 | +91.48 | 7 | +1 | 37 | 13.2 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:57.600 | +91.48 | 7 | +1 | 37 | 13.2 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:57.600 | +91.48 | 7 | +1 | 37 | 13.2 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:09.545 | +103.42 | 1 | -6 | 40 | 13.3 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:09.545 | +103.42 | 1 | -6 | 40 | 13.3 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:09.545 | +103.42 | 1 | -6 | 40 | 13.3 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:09.545 | +103.42 | 1 | -6 | 40 | 13.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:25.816 | +119.69 | 4 | -4 | 9 | 23.5 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:25.816 | +119.69 | 4 | -4 | 9 | 23.5 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:25.816 | +119.69 | 4 | -4 | 9 | 23.5 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:25.816 | +119.69 | 4 | -4 | 9 | 23.5 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 23.1 contacts an event coming in.
5.867
Chunk hits the front.
10.172
You do not see that every day.
13.606
Radiator is airborne.
17.067
Up goes Chunk.
20.533
And Stubbs takes flight.
24.256
Stubbs has gone over the side. Recent finishes: 3-4-2-4-2.
27.900
It is chaos out there.
32.033
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 4-14-4-6-3.
40.400
Heavy contact for Chunk.
45.217
Big air for Chunk. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-3.
49.728
Heavy contact for Squish.
55.478
Squish is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 4-14-4-6-3.
59.328
And Radiator takes flight.
1:07.383
And Chunk takes flight.
1:11.300
Up goes Chunk.
1:15.072
And Squish takes flight.
1:19.444
That is a big one for Squish.
1:23.511
Sweaty Gerald is completely off the deck.
1:27.156
Big Randy is airborne.
1:36.650
Look at that.
1:42.722
Absolute carnage.
1:45.078
Here comes Chunk.
1:48.078
Chunk wins it.
1:53.133
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
1:57.572
Radiator gets air.
2:03.078
Extraordinary scenes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Second Sock | 1.983 | Second Sock 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 5.100 | Chunk 2.839 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Chunk | 7.500 | Radiator 2.389 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 9.839 | Chunk 2.339 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 11.272 | Chunk 1.433 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 12.778 | Chunk 1.506 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Chunk | 15.478 | Stubbs 1.245 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 17.139 | Stubbs 1.166 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Chunk | 18.472 | Stubbs 1.095 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 20.167 | Stubbs 1.433 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Chunk | 22.028 | Stubbs 1.122 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Chunk | 23.861 | Stubbs 1.350 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Chunk | 27.739 | Chunk 3.878 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 32.656 | Sweaty Gerald 3.422 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Chunk | 35.050 | Chunk 2.394 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Chunk | 37.706 | Chunk 2.656 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Chunk | 39.767 | Chunk 2.061 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Chunk | 43.450 | Chunk 3.683 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Chunk | 45.000 | Chunk 1.550 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Chunk | 47.428 | Chunk 2.428 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 1:00.939 | Chunk 13.511 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Chunk | 1:02.900 | Sweaty Gerald 1.366 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Chunk | 1:06.628 | Sweaty Gerald 1.489 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 1:08.244 | Sweaty Gerald 1.322 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Chunk | 1:10.228 | Sweaty Gerald 1.512 |
| The Gap | Hard | Chunk | 1:12.067 | Sweaty Gerald 1.772 |
| The Drops | Hard | Chunk | 1:13.517 | Chunk 1.450 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 1:15.856 | Sweaty Gerald 1.994 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Chunk | 1:18.078 | Chunk 2.222 |
| Big Air | Metal | Chunk | 1:21.172 | Chunk 3.094 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Chunk | 1:23.100 | Chunk 1.928 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 1:25.350 | Chunk 2.250 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Chunk | 1:27.489 | Chunk 2.139 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Chunk | 1:30.500 | Squish 2.694 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Chunk | 1:33.450 | Radiator 2.289 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 1:35.633 | Chunk 2.183 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Chunk | 1:36.528 | Chunk 0.895 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Chunk | 1:38.522 | Chunk 1.994 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Chunk | 1:41.489 | Squish 2.911 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Chunk | 1:45.844 | Radiator 1.278 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Chunk | 1:48.078 | Radiator 1.317 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1
326 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 3-4-10-8-8.
116.24
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
294 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-8-11-8-6.
139.27
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
318 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-5-8-8-6.
119.70
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
332 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-4-12-8-6.
126.54
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
317 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-6-13-7-9.
143.72
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
316 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-3-7-6-2.
85.02
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
321 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 15-3-11-7-2.
138.58
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
316 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-7-14-6-10.
86.03
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
320 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-9-5-5.
132.60
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
321 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-5-8-5-16.
192.19
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
310 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-16-5-7-5.
118.33
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
311 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-7-6-5-7.
94.25
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
319 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-15-6-5.
145.31
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
320 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-6-15-7-5.
170.73
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
320 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-7-14-6-4.
125.09
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
327 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-2-3-3-2.
27.21
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
310 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 14-2-2-3-1.
26.41
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4
321 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-2-3-14-1.
15.31
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
326 starts, 71 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-2-3-2.
7.73
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
323 starts, 78 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-2-3-1-2.
6.96
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
321 starts, 171 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 6-1-1-3-1.
8.57
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
321 starts, 159 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 16-6-1-1-1.
19.52
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
324 starts, 161 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 6-6-1-1-1.
11.06
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
304 starts, 140 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 12-6-1-1-3.
25.91
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
325 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 8-4-7-4-13.
58.32
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
308 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 8-4-5-4-6.
50.98
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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