Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 34

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 20 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 7:17.906 7 +6 36 14.5
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 7:17.906 7 +6 36 14.5
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 7:17.906 7 +6 36 14.5
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 7:17.906 7 +6 36 14.5
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:04.939 +47.03 1 -1 32 15.1
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:04.939 +47.03 1 -1 32 15.1
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:04.939 +47.03 1 -1 32 15.1
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:04.939 +47.03 1 -1 32 15.1
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:28.966 +71.06 5 +2 7 21.2
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:28.966 +71.06 5 +2 7 21.2
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:28.966 +71.06 5 +2 7 21.2
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:28.966 +71.06 5 +2 7 21.2
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:39.834 +81.93 8 +4 40 12.9
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:39.834 +81.93 8 +4 40 12.9
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:39.834 +81.93 8 +4 40 12.9
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:39.834 +81.93 8 +4 40 12.9
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:43.406 +85.50 6 +1 43 14.0
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:43.406 +85.50 6 +1 43 14.0
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:43.406 +85.50 6 +1 43 14.0
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:43.406 +85.50 6 +1 43 14.0
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:50.655 +92.75 2 -4 38 13.9
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:50.655 +92.75 2 -4 38 13.9
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:50.655 +92.75 2 -4 38 13.9
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:50.655 +92.75 2 -4 38 13.9
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:52.962 +95.06 3 -4 41 12.6
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:52.962 +95.06 3 -4 41 12.6
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:52.962 +95.06 3 -4 41 12.6
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:52.962 +95.06 3 -4 41 12.6
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:53.606 +95.70 4 -4 37 14.2
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:53.606 +95.70 4 -4 37 14.2
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:53.606 +95.70 4 -4 37 14.2
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:53.606 +95.70 4 -4 37 14.2
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.667
Squish takes the lead.
12.561
Squish is airborne.
16.033
Oh dear.
20.528
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 12-8-5-3-7.
24.033
Gravy is coming through.
34.333
And it's Big Randy in front now. Career record: 2 wins from 332, average finish 7.0.
47.056
That is a big one for Gravy. Averaging 19.5 contacts an event coming in.
52.044
Gravy is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 4-7-2-3-2.
56.011
And Butter Bean takes flight.
1:04.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 10-4-10-6-4.
1:10.933
Gravy is completely off the deck.
1:14.522
And it all goes wrong.
1:18.133
Absolute carnage.
1:21.539
That is a big one for Wide Load.
1:25.311
Lil Nugget is airborne.
1:29.128
Big air for Lil Nugget.
1:32.922
That is a big one for Gravy.
1:37.128
And it all goes wrong.
1:44.400
Up goes Wide Load.
1:44.950
Gravy has it.
1:47.950
Wide Load wins it.
1:54.822
Look at that.
1:59.311
No idea what happened there.
2:05.283
Big air for Pilot Light.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Tube Sock 1.983 Tube Sock 1.983
Smooth Descent Metal Tube Sock 5.450 Pilot Light 3.167
Sweeping Curve Metal Squish 8.200 Squish 2.700
Smooth Descent Metal Squish 11.578 Wide Load 2.411
The Drops Metal Squish 13.744 Wide Load 1.589
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Squish 16.928 Lil Nugget 2.627
Narrow Pipe Metal Squish 18.250 Squish 1.322
The Drops Metal Squish 19.461 Gravy 1.195
Rotating Drum Metal Squish 20.617 Gravy 1.094
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Squish 22.117 Squish 1.500
The Washboard Metal Squish 23.817 Gravy 1.456
Slick Floor Slick Gravy 28.433 Lil Nugget 1.822
S-Bend Smooth Big Randy 32.717 Big Randy 3.167
Tight Curve Smooth Big Randy 34.722 Big Randy 2.005
The Funnel Smooth Big Randy 37.467 Butter Bean 2.539
Narrow Pipe Metal Big Randy 40.039 Big Randy 2.572
The Gauntlet Smooth Big Randy 42.278 Gravy 2.078
The Hairpin Smooth Big Randy 46.956 Gravy 3.767
Split Route Smooth Big Randy 48.944 Gravy 1.672
The Spiral Metal Big Randy 53.678 Tube Sock 2.361
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Gravy 1:08.083 Wide Load 13.439
Rotating Drum Metal Gravy 1:09.322 Gravy 1.239
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 1:10.672 Gravy 1.350
The Drops Metal Gravy 1:11.867 Gravy 1.195
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 1:13.333 Gravy 1.466
The Gap Hard Gravy 1:15.194 Gravy 1.861
The Drops Hard Gravy 1:16.406 Gravy 1.212
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 1:18.517 Gravy 2.111
The Washboard Hard Gravy 1:20.289 Gravy 1.772
Big Air Metal Gravy 1:22.894 Gravy 2.605
Smooth Descent Smooth Gravy 1:24.739 Gravy 1.845
Smooth Descent Metal Gravy 1:27.261 Wide Load 2.394
Sweeping Curve Metal Gravy 1:29.472 Wide Load 2.167
Slick Floor Slick Gravy 1:31.778 Wide Load 2.078
The Plunge Metal Gravy 1:33.733 Wide Load 1.794
Smooth Descent Metal Gravy 1:36.033 Wide Load 2.145
The Kicker Metal Gravy 1:37.022 Wide Load 0.955
Sweeping Curve Metal Gravy 1:39.050 Lil Nugget 1.978
Final Sprint Metal Gravy 1:41.511 Wide Load 2.328
Target Zone Carpet Gravy 1:45.644 Lil Nugget 1.150
Exit Gate Metal Gravy 1:47.950 Lil Nugget 1.072
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 0/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 0/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 6 0/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
329 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 3-7-6-3-4.
90.18
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
299 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-3-15-7-6.
155.62
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
326 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-3-8-10-7.
179.51
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-7-13-6-6.
121.74
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
324 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-5-5-15-3.
75.69
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
323 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-13-5-2-10.
114.32
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
321 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-4-7-5-5.
144.07
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
323 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-11-5-8.
124.37
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
315 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-8-4-8.
109.34
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
323 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-8-8-8-5.
90.57
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
328 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-6-12-8-9.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
325 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 16-6-9-8-14.
202.35
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
323 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-6-7-7-6.
96.14
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
324 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-16-6-11-7.
155.05
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
329 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-5-6-8-6.
211.93
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
315 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-5-6-7-10.
130.09
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
328 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 9-8-7-3-6.
28.24
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
316 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 8-3-4-3-4.
23.09
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
331 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 8-3-3-4-6.
22.73
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
316 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 10-8-3-4-2.
24.77
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
298 starts, 62 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-2-11-1.
11.13
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
331 starts, 87 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 7-1-2-2-2.
10.50
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
331 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 4-1-2-2-3.
9.29
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
331 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-2-2-2.
7.56
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
310 starts, 144 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-2-1-1-16.
16.22
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
329 starts, 165 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-1-1-1.
9.27
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
324 starts, 161 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-1-16-6.
12.61
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
328 starts, 175 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-2-6-1-1.
9.87
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
323 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-7-4-14-4.
51.59
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
330 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 11-7-5-4-3.
59.54
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
327 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-4-8-7-4.
68.23
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
311 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 7-4-3-8-4.
40.65

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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