· Season 12 · Round 34
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 20 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:17.906 | — | 7 | +6 | 36 | 14.5 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:17.906 | — | 7 | +6 | 36 | 14.5 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:17.906 | — | 7 | +6 | 36 | 14.5 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:17.906 | — | 7 | +6 | 36 | 14.5 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:04.939 | +47.03 | 1 | -1 | 32 | 15.1 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:04.939 | +47.03 | 1 | -1 | 32 | 15.1 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:04.939 | +47.03 | 1 | -1 | 32 | 15.1 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:04.939 | +47.03 | 1 | -1 | 32 | 15.1 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:28.966 | +71.06 | 5 | +2 | 7 | 21.2 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:28.966 | +71.06 | 5 | +2 | 7 | 21.2 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:28.966 | +71.06 | 5 | +2 | 7 | 21.2 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:28.966 | +71.06 | 5 | +2 | 7 | 21.2 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:39.834 | +81.93 | 8 | +4 | 40 | 12.9 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:39.834 | +81.93 | 8 | +4 | 40 | 12.9 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:39.834 | +81.93 | 8 | +4 | 40 | 12.9 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:39.834 | +81.93 | 8 | +4 | 40 | 12.9 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:43.406 | +85.50 | 6 | +1 | 43 | 14.0 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:43.406 | +85.50 | 6 | +1 | 43 | 14.0 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:43.406 | +85.50 | 6 | +1 | 43 | 14.0 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:43.406 | +85.50 | 6 | +1 | 43 | 14.0 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:50.655 | +92.75 | 2 | -4 | 38 | 13.9 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:50.655 | +92.75 | 2 | -4 | 38 | 13.9 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:50.655 | +92.75 | 2 | -4 | 38 | 13.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:50.655 | +92.75 | 2 | -4 | 38 | 13.9 |
| 7 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:52.962 | +95.06 | 3 | -4 | 41 | 12.6 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:52.962 | +95.06 | 3 | -4 | 41 | 12.6 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:52.962 | +95.06 | 3 | -4 | 41 | 12.6 |
| 7 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:52.962 | +95.06 | 3 | -4 | 41 | 12.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:53.606 | +95.70 | 4 | -4 | 37 | 14.2 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:53.606 | +95.70 | 4 | -4 | 37 | 14.2 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:53.606 | +95.70 | 4 | -4 | 37 | 14.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:53.606 | +95.70 | 4 | -4 | 37 | 14.2 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.667
Squish takes the lead.
12.561
Squish is airborne.
16.033
Oh dear.
20.528
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 12-8-5-3-7.
24.033
Gravy is coming through.
34.333
And it's Big Randy in front now. Career record: 2 wins from 332, average finish 7.0.
47.056
That is a big one for Gravy. Averaging 19.5 contacts an event coming in.
52.044
Gravy is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 4-7-2-3-2.
56.011
And Butter Bean takes flight.
1:04.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 10-4-10-6-4.
1:10.933
Gravy is completely off the deck.
1:14.522
And it all goes wrong.
1:18.133
Absolute carnage.
1:21.539
That is a big one for Wide Load.
1:25.311
Lil Nugget is airborne.
1:29.128
Big air for Lil Nugget.
1:32.922
That is a big one for Gravy.
1:37.128
And it all goes wrong.
1:44.400
Up goes Wide Load.
1:44.950
Gravy has it.
1:47.950
Wide Load wins it.
1:54.822
Look at that.
1:59.311
No idea what happened there.
2:05.283
Big air for Pilot Light.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Tube Sock | 1.983 | Tube Sock 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Tube Sock | 5.450 | Pilot Light 3.167 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Squish | 8.200 | Squish 2.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Squish | 11.578 | Wide Load 2.411 |
| The Drops | Metal | Squish | 13.744 | Wide Load 1.589 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Squish | 16.928 | Lil Nugget 2.627 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Squish | 18.250 | Squish 1.322 |
| The Drops | Metal | Squish | 19.461 | Gravy 1.195 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Squish | 20.617 | Gravy 1.094 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Squish | 22.117 | Squish 1.500 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Squish | 23.817 | Gravy 1.456 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Gravy | 28.433 | Lil Nugget 1.822 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Big Randy | 32.717 | Big Randy 3.167 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Big Randy | 34.722 | Big Randy 2.005 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Big Randy | 37.467 | Butter Bean 2.539 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Big Randy | 40.039 | Big Randy 2.572 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Big Randy | 42.278 | Gravy 2.078 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Big Randy | 46.956 | Gravy 3.767 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Big Randy | 48.944 | Gravy 1.672 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Big Randy | 53.678 | Tube Sock 2.361 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Gravy | 1:08.083 | Wide Load 13.439 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Gravy | 1:09.322 | Gravy 1.239 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Gravy | 1:10.672 | Gravy 1.350 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 1:11.867 | Gravy 1.195 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Gravy | 1:13.333 | Gravy 1.466 |
| The Gap | Hard | Gravy | 1:15.194 | Gravy 1.861 |
| The Drops | Hard | Gravy | 1:16.406 | Gravy 1.212 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Gravy | 1:18.517 | Gravy 2.111 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Gravy | 1:20.289 | Gravy 1.772 |
| Big Air | Metal | Gravy | 1:22.894 | Gravy 2.605 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Gravy | 1:24.739 | Gravy 1.845 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Gravy | 1:27.261 | Wide Load 2.394 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Gravy | 1:29.472 | Wide Load 2.167 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Gravy | 1:31.778 | Wide Load 2.078 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Gravy | 1:33.733 | Wide Load 1.794 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Gravy | 1:36.033 | Wide Load 2.145 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Gravy | 1:37.022 | Wide Load 0.955 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Gravy | 1:39.050 | Lil Nugget 1.978 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Gravy | 1:41.511 | Wide Load 2.328 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Gravy | 1:45.644 | Lil Nugget 1.150 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Gravy | 1:47.950 | Lil Nugget 1.072 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
299 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-3-15-7-6.
155.62
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
326 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-3-8-10-7.
179.51
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-7-13-6-6.
121.74
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
324 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-5-5-15-3.
75.69
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
323 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-13-5-2-10.
114.32
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
321 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-4-7-5-5.
144.07
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
323 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-11-5-8.
124.37
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1
315 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-8-4-8.
109.34
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
323 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-8-8-8-5.
90.57
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
328 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-6-12-8-9.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
325 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 16-6-9-8-14.
202.35
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1
323 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-6-7-7-6.
96.14
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
324 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-16-6-11-7.
155.05
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
329 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-5-6-8-6.
211.93
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4
315 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-5-6-7-10.
130.09
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
328 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 9-8-7-3-6.
28.24
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
316 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 8-3-4-3-4.
23.09
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3
331 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 8-3-3-4-6.
22.73
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
331 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 4-1-2-2-3.
9.29
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
331 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-2-2-2.
7.56
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
310 starts, 144 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-2-1-1-16.
16.22
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
329 starts, 165 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-1-1-1.
9.27
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
324 starts, 161 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-1-16-6.
12.61
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
328 starts, 175 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-2-6-1-1.
9.87
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
330 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 11-7-5-4-3.
59.54
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
311 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 7-4-3-8-4.
40.65
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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