Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 43

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 32 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:22.256 3 +2 32 14.9
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:22.256 3 +2 32 14.9
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:22.256 3 +2 32 14.9
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:22.256 3 +2 32 14.9
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:22.645 +0.39 5 +3 33 14.8
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:22.645 +0.39 5 +3 33 14.8
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:22.645 +0.39 5 +3 33 14.8
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:22.645 +0.39 5 +3 33 14.8
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:36.044 +13.79 2 -1 45 13.2
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:36.044 +13.79 2 -1 45 13.2
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:36.044 +13.79 2 -1 45 13.2
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:36.044 +13.79 2 -1 45 13.2
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:42.616 +20.36 6 +2 43 14.4
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:42.616 +20.36 6 +2 43 14.4
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:42.616 +20.36 6 +2 43 14.4
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:42.616 +20.36 6 +2 43 14.4
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:42.644 +20.39 7 +2 44 13.0
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:42.644 +20.39 7 +2 44 13.0
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:42.644 +20.39 7 +2 44 13.0
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:42.644 +20.39 7 +2 44 13.0
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:51.178 +28.92 1 -5 44 13.7
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:51.178 +28.92 1 -5 44 13.7
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:51.178 +28.92 1 -5 44 13.7
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:51.178 +28.92 1 -5 44 13.7
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:51.816 +29.56 4 -3 33 13.9
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:51.816 +29.56 4 -3 33 13.9
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:51.816 +29.56 4 -3 33 13.9
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:51.816 +29.56 4 -3 33 13.9
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:02.611 +40.36 8 0 42 14.5
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:02.611 +40.36 8 0 42 14.5
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:02.611 +40.36 8 0 42 14.5
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:02.611 +40.36 8 0 42 14.5
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.467
And it's Chunk in front now.
11.167
Slapper is airborne. Recent finishes: 5-4-2-1-1.
14.589
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 7-6-4-9-4.
18.244
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
21.706
The Heel is airborne. Recent finishes: 7-6-4-9-4.
25.350
Chunk is airborne.
29.061
Oh dear.
33.900
Heavy contact for Slapper.
43.422
Stubbs gets hit hard. Averaging 20.3 contacts an event coming in.
47.678
Custard takes a knock. Averaging 20.0 contacts an event coming in.
52.661
Sweaty Gerald gets hit hard.
56.272
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:04.033
Stubbs takes the lead.
1:09.583
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:13.300
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:17.233
That is not going to help.
1:20.778
Up goes Slapper.
1:24.178
And Radiator takes flight.
1:28.272
Custard gets air.
1:32.750
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:36.161
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble.
1:42.783
Chunk is airborne.
1:46.089
Chunk has it.
1:48.167
That is not going to help.
1:51.567
Slapper wins it.
1:55.483
Custard gets air.
1:59.811
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
2:03.472
The Heel is completely off the deck.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Stubbs 1.956 Stubbs 1.956
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 5.072 Chunk 2.816
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 7.339 Chunk 2.267
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 10.478 Slapper 2.961
The Drops Metal Stubbs 12.622 Radiator 1.789
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Stubbs 15.689 Radiator 1.950
Narrow Pipe Metal Stubbs 17.039 Stubbs 1.350
The Drops Metal Stubbs 18.389 Custard 1.267
Rotating Drum Metal Stubbs 19.639 Stubbs 1.250
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Stubbs 21.361 Chunk 1.683
The Washboard Metal Stubbs 23.411 Chunk 1.573
Slick Floor Slick Stubbs 25.528 Chunk 1.605
S-Bend Smooth Stubbs 30.544 Crooked Pete 3.039
Tight Curve Smooth Crooked Pete 33.044 Crooked Pete 1.955
The Funnel Smooth Crooked Pete 36.028 Chunk 2.450
Narrow Pipe Metal Crooked Pete 38.989 Custard 2.562
The Gauntlet Smooth Crooked Pete 41.333 Chunk 2.017
The Hairpin Smooth Crooked Pete 46.239 Chunk 3.533
Split Route Smooth Crooked Pete 48.267 Chunk 1.539
The Spiral Metal Crooked Pete 50.533 Custard 1.839
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Stubbs 1:04.917 Chunk 12.566
Rotating Drum Metal Stubbs 1:07.700 The Heel 1.383
Narrow Pipe Metal Stubbs 1:12.428 The Heel 1.617
The Drops Metal Stubbs 1:14.178 The Heel 1.522
Bounce Pads Smooth Stubbs 1:16.828 Slapper 1.861
The Gap Hard Chunk 1:19.289 Chunk 2.128
The Drops Hard Chunk 1:20.811 Chunk 1.522
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:22.978 Chunk 2.167
The Washboard Hard Chunk 1:25.144 Chunk 2.166
Big Air Metal Chunk 1:28.017 Chunk 2.873
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 1:30.056 Slapper 2.000
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 1:32.378 Slapper 2.306
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 1:34.733 Slapper 2.105
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 1:36.833 Slapper 1.928
The Plunge Metal Chunk 1:39.589 Slapper 1.678
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 1:41.744 Slapper 1.989
The Kicker Metal Chunk 1:42.667 Slapper 0.855
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 1:44.794 Slapper 2.123
Final Sprint Metal Chunk 1:47.189 Slapper 2.083
Target Zone Carpet Chunk 1:48.194 Slapper 0.922
Exit Gate Metal Chunk 1:49.089 Slapper 0.845
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 0/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 0/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 0/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
340 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-5-3-7.
103.62
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
305 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-6-13-8.
213.05
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
333 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-8-6-14-8.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
334 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 12-8-12-8-5.
165.02
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
329 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-9-4-2-14.
83.94
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
327 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-4-5-4-6.
102.01
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
326 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-4-6-4-13.
81.93
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
330 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 16-4-10-4-10.
151.44
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
328 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-16-6-7.
128.85
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
333 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-6-15-7-7.
207.41
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
330 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-15-6-8-7.
211.25
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
321 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-8-6-12.
142.06
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
322 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 15-7-11-7-7.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
329 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-7-7-13-7.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
327 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-8-5-16.
90.42
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
334 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-11-5-8.
135.00
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
321 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 6-2-3-3-3.
18.02
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
323 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-6-2-3-5.
24.40
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
334 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-6-3-5-2.
18.27
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
334 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-3-3-8-3.
21.10
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
336 starts, 87 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-8-3-2.
12.37
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
337 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 10-2-6-2-3.
15.55
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
305 starts, 62 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 14-2-4-7-2.
23.11
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
334 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-2-4-1.
8.18
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
334 starts, 168 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-4-1-2-1.
9.55
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
313 starts, 147 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-1-1-2.
11.81
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
336 starts, 181 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-1-1-4.
9.43
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
329 starts, 166 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
8.06
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
336 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 9-3-5-5-7.
56.37
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
335 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-3-8-5-1.
39.71
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
315 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-3-5-4-7.
35.37
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
326 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-5-4-3-7.
40.98

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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