· Season 12 · Round 43
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 32 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:22.256 | — | 3 | +2 | 32 | 14.9 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:22.256 | — | 3 | +2 | 32 | 14.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:22.256 | — | 3 | +2 | 32 | 14.9 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:22.256 | — | 3 | +2 | 32 | 14.9 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:22.645 | +0.39 | 5 | +3 | 33 | 14.8 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:22.645 | +0.39 | 5 | +3 | 33 | 14.8 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:22.645 | +0.39 | 5 | +3 | 33 | 14.8 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:22.645 | +0.39 | 5 | +3 | 33 | 14.8 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:36.044 | +13.79 | 2 | -1 | 45 | 13.2 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:36.044 | +13.79 | 2 | -1 | 45 | 13.2 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:36.044 | +13.79 | 2 | -1 | 45 | 13.2 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:36.044 | +13.79 | 2 | -1 | 45 | 13.2 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:42.616 | +20.36 | 6 | +2 | 43 | 14.4 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:42.616 | +20.36 | 6 | +2 | 43 | 14.4 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:42.616 | +20.36 | 6 | +2 | 43 | 14.4 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:42.616 | +20.36 | 6 | +2 | 43 | 14.4 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:42.644 | +20.39 | 7 | +2 | 44 | 13.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:42.644 | +20.39 | 7 | +2 | 44 | 13.0 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:42.644 | +20.39 | 7 | +2 | 44 | 13.0 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:42.644 | +20.39 | 7 | +2 | 44 | 13.0 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:51.178 | +28.92 | 1 | -5 | 44 | 13.7 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:51.178 | +28.92 | 1 | -5 | 44 | 13.7 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:51.178 | +28.92 | 1 | -5 | 44 | 13.7 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:51.178 | +28.92 | 1 | -5 | 44 | 13.7 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:51.816 | +29.56 | 4 | -3 | 33 | 13.9 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:51.816 | +29.56 | 4 | -3 | 33 | 13.9 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:51.816 | +29.56 | 4 | -3 | 33 | 13.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:51.816 | +29.56 | 4 | -3 | 33 | 13.9 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:02.611 | +40.36 | 8 | 0 | 42 | 14.5 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:02.611 | +40.36 | 8 | 0 | 42 | 14.5 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:02.611 | +40.36 | 8 | 0 | 42 | 14.5 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:02.611 | +40.36 | 8 | 0 | 42 | 14.5 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.467
And it's Chunk in front now.
11.167
Slapper is airborne. Recent finishes: 5-4-2-1-1.
14.589
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 7-6-4-9-4.
18.244
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
21.706
The Heel is airborne. Recent finishes: 7-6-4-9-4.
25.350
Chunk is airborne.
29.061
Oh dear.
33.900
Heavy contact for Slapper.
43.422
Stubbs gets hit hard. Averaging 20.3 contacts an event coming in.
47.678
Custard takes a knock. Averaging 20.0 contacts an event coming in.
52.661
Sweaty Gerald gets hit hard.
56.272
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:04.033
Stubbs takes the lead.
1:09.583
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:13.300
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:17.233
That is not going to help.
1:20.778
Up goes Slapper.
1:24.178
And Radiator takes flight.
1:28.272
Custard gets air.
1:32.750
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:36.161
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble.
1:42.783
Chunk is airborne.
1:46.089
Chunk has it.
1:48.167
That is not going to help.
1:51.567
Slapper wins it.
1:55.483
Custard gets air.
1:59.811
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
2:03.472
The Heel is completely off the deck.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Stubbs | 1.956 | Stubbs 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 5.072 | Chunk 2.816 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Chunk | 7.339 | Chunk 2.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 10.478 | Slapper 2.961 |
| The Drops | Metal | Stubbs | 12.622 | Radiator 1.789 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Stubbs | 15.689 | Radiator 1.950 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Stubbs | 17.039 | Stubbs 1.350 |
| The Drops | Metal | Stubbs | 18.389 | Custard 1.267 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Stubbs | 19.639 | Stubbs 1.250 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Stubbs | 21.361 | Chunk 1.683 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Stubbs | 23.411 | Chunk 1.573 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Stubbs | 25.528 | Chunk 1.605 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Stubbs | 30.544 | Crooked Pete 3.039 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Crooked Pete | 33.044 | Crooked Pete 1.955 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Crooked Pete | 36.028 | Chunk 2.450 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Crooked Pete | 38.989 | Custard 2.562 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Crooked Pete | 41.333 | Chunk 2.017 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Crooked Pete | 46.239 | Chunk 3.533 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Crooked Pete | 48.267 | Chunk 1.539 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Crooked Pete | 50.533 | Custard 1.839 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Stubbs | 1:04.917 | Chunk 12.566 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Stubbs | 1:07.700 | The Heel 1.383 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Stubbs | 1:12.428 | The Heel 1.617 |
| The Drops | Metal | Stubbs | 1:14.178 | The Heel 1.522 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Stubbs | 1:16.828 | Slapper 1.861 |
| The Gap | Hard | Chunk | 1:19.289 | Chunk 2.128 |
| The Drops | Hard | Chunk | 1:20.811 | Chunk 1.522 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 1:22.978 | Chunk 2.167 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Chunk | 1:25.144 | Chunk 2.166 |
| Big Air | Metal | Chunk | 1:28.017 | Chunk 2.873 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Chunk | 1:30.056 | Slapper 2.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 1:32.378 | Slapper 2.306 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Chunk | 1:34.733 | Slapper 2.105 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Chunk | 1:36.833 | Slapper 1.928 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Chunk | 1:39.589 | Slapper 1.678 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 1:41.744 | Slapper 1.989 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Chunk | 1:42.667 | Slapper 0.855 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Chunk | 1:44.794 | Slapper 2.123 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Chunk | 1:47.189 | Slapper 2.083 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Chunk | 1:48.194 | Slapper 0.922 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Chunk | 1:49.089 | Slapper 0.845 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
340 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-5-3-7.
103.62
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
305 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-6-13-8.
213.05
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
333 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-8-6-14-8.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
334 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 12-8-12-8-5.
165.02
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
329 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-9-4-2-14.
83.94
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
327 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-4-5-4-6.
102.01
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
326 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-4-6-4-13.
81.93
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
330 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 16-4-10-4-10.
151.44
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
328 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-16-6-7.
128.85
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
333 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-6-15-7-7.
207.41
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3
330 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-15-6-8-7.
211.25
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
321 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-8-6-12.
142.06
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
322 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 15-7-11-7-7.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
329 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-7-7-13-7.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
327 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-8-5-16.
90.42
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
334 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-11-5-8.
135.00
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
323 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-6-2-3-5.
24.40
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
334 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-6-3-5-2.
18.27
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
334 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-3-3-8-3.
21.10
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
337 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 10-2-6-2-3.
15.55
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
334 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-2-4-1.
8.18
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
334 starts, 168 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-4-1-2-1.
9.55
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
313 starts, 147 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-1-1-2.
11.81
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
336 starts, 181 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-1-1-4.
9.43
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
329 starts, 166 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
8.06
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
336 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 9-3-5-5-7.
56.37
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
315 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-3-5-4-7.
35.37
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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