· Season 12 · Round 45
Nan's Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:32.884 | — | 1 | 0 | 13 | 22.9 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:32.884 | — | 1 | 0 | 13 | 22.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:32.884 | — | 1 | 0 | 13 | 22.9 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:32.884 | — | 1 | 0 | 13 | 22.9 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:51.817 | +18.93 | 8 | +6 | 41 | 11.5 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:51.817 | +18.93 | 8 | +6 | 41 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:51.817 | +18.93 | 8 | +6 | 41 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:51.817 | +18.93 | 8 | +6 | 41 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:16.283 | +43.40 | 6 | +3 | 36 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 8:16.283 | +43.40 | 6 | +3 | 36 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:16.283 | +43.40 | 6 | +3 | 36 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 8:16.283 | +43.40 | 6 | +3 | 36 | 11.5 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:32.200 | +59.32 | 4 | 0 | 34 | 13.6 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:32.200 | +59.32 | 4 | 0 | 34 | 13.6 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:32.200 | +59.32 | 4 | 0 | 34 | 13.6 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:32.200 | +59.32 | 4 | 0 | 34 | 13.6 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:50.084 | +77.20 | 2 | -3 | 43 | 12.2 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:50.084 | +77.20 | 2 | -3 | 43 | 12.2 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:50.084 | +77.20 | 2 | -3 | 43 | 12.2 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:50.084 | +77.20 | 2 | -3 | 43 | 12.2 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:53.017 | +80.13 | 5 | -1 | 39 | 12.0 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:53.017 | +80.13 | 5 | -1 | 39 | 12.0 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:53.017 | +80.13 | 5 | -1 | 39 | 12.0 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:53.017 | +80.13 | 5 | -1 | 39 | 12.0 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 9:07.372 | +94.49 | 3 | -4 | 41 | 10.5 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:07.372 | +94.49 | 3 | -4 | 41 | 10.5 |
| 7 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:07.372 | +94.49 | 3 | -4 | 41 | 10.5 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:07.372 | +94.49 | 3 | -4 | 41 | 10.5 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:11.122 | +98.24 | 7 | -1 | 41 | 12.1 |
| 8 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 9:11.122 | +98.24 | 7 | -1 | 41 | 12.1 |
| 8 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 9:11.122 | +98.24 | 7 | -1 | 41 | 12.1 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:11.122 | +98.24 | 7 | -1 | 41 | 12.1 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 24.6 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
You do not see that every day.
11.572
And Gravy takes flight.
15.456
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck.
20.083
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-3.
23.700
Heavy contact for Gravy.
27.117
Puck Yeah gets air.
30.617
And Second Sock takes flight. Recent finishes: 10-4-6-12-7.
34.100
And it all goes wrong.
40.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-3.
44.678
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
48.711
And Crooked Pete takes flight.
52.128
That is not going to help.
56.033
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 10-4-6-12-7.
59.794
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:03.300
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
1:06.950
You do not see that every day.
1:10.594
Second Sock is airborne.
1:14.022
Look at that.
1:17.528
And Pilot Light takes flight.
1:21.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:31.217
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:35.044
Look at that.
1:42.367
Gravy takes a knock.
1:48.044
Tender Greg gets hit hard.
1:51.550
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:53.683
Here comes Gravy.
1:55.139
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
1:58.539
Puck Yeah takes it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Gravy | 1.956 | Gravy 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Gravy | 5.033 | Gravy 3.077 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 7.744 | Gravy 2.711 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Gravy | 10.767 | Puck Yeah 2.928 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Gravy | 12.578 | Puck Yeah 1.694 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 14.717 | Puck Yeah 2.033 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Gravy | 16.117 | Puck Yeah 1.378 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 18.694 | Gravy 2.577 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Gravy | 20.011 | Gravy 1.317 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 22.100 | Gravy 2.089 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Gravy | 24.006 | Gravy 1.906 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 25.683 | Gravy 1.677 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 28.039 | Gravy 2.356 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Gravy | 34.017 | Tender Greg 5.855 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Gravy | 37.272 | Gravy 3.255 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Gravy | 39.172 | Puck Yeah 1.883 |
| The Drops | Hard | Gravy | 40.961 | Stubbs 1.389 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Stubbs | 47.111 | Second Sock 0.639 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Gravy | 52.222 | Gravy 2.855 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Gravy | 55.722 | Puck Yeah 1.244 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Gravy | 59.033 | Puck Yeah 1.345 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 1:00.683 | Puck Yeah 1.266 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Gravy | 1:03.156 | Puck Yeah 1.250 |
| The Gap | Hard | Gravy | 1:06.367 | Puck Yeah 1.539 |
| The Drops | Hard | Gravy | 1:08.194 | Tender Greg 1.350 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Gravy | 1:10.511 | Tender Greg 1.778 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Gravy | 1:13.567 | Gravy 3.056 |
| Big Air | Metal | Gravy | 1:17.217 | Tender Greg 3.172 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Gravy | 1:19.400 | Tender Greg 2.167 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Gravy | 1:22.750 | Refried Ron 2.445 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Gravy | 1:28.561 | Refried Ron 3.311 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Gravy | 1:30.894 | Gravy 2.333 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Gravy | 1:33.511 | Second Sock 2.211 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Gravy | 1:35.922 | Stubbs 2.200 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Gravy | 1:40.056 | Stubbs 4.111 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Gravy | 1:43.139 | Second Sock 2.711 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 1:47.256 | Gravy 4.117 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Gravy | 1:50.300 | Gravy 3.044 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Gravy | 1:54.361 | Pilot Light 1.339 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Gravy | 1:56.683 | Pilot Light 1.322 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
341 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-8-8-5-3.
144.53
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
336 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-4-12-8-12.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
334 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-11-8-6-14.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
306 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-8-8-6-13.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
327 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-4-4-6-4.
111.86
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
328 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-4-5-4.
160.77
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
332 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-16-4-10.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
330 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-9-4-2.
129.47
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
334 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-5-6-15-7.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2
331 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-5-15-6-8.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
323 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-8-6-5-8.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
329 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-5-16-6.
203.11
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1
331 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-5-13-7-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
335 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-7-7-11-5.
162.08
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
328 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-7-7-8-5.
131.57
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4
323 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-15-7-11-7.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
335 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-4-6-3-5.
20.26
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
325 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-7-6-2.
23.73
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
335 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-6-3-3-8.
20.83
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
307 starts, 62 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-3-14-2-4.
16.09
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
338 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-10-2-6-2.
13.84
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
335 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 3-2-2-2-4.
8.31
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
337 starts, 87 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 3-2-2-8-3.
11.23
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3
330 starts, 167 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
8.01
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
316 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-3-3-5-4.
41.16
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
327 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 7-3-5-4-3.
55.51
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
337 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-9-3-5-5.
65.47
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
337 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-7-3-3-8.
54.51
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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