· Season 12 · Round 7
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win
Thick Rick took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Nuggets. Stubbs finished second. 32 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:43.679 | — | 8 | +7 | 41 | 13.9 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:43.679 | — | 8 | +7 | 41 | 13.9 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:43.679 | — | 8 | +7 | 41 | 13.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:43.679 | — | 8 | +7 | 41 | 13.9 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:30.227 | +46.55 | 3 | +1 | 37 | 13.5 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:30.227 | +46.55 | 3 | +1 | 37 | 13.5 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:30.227 | +46.55 | 3 | +1 | 37 | 13.5 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:30.227 | +46.55 | 3 | +1 | 37 | 13.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:32.305 | +48.63 | 7 | +4 | 40 | 14.7 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:32.305 | +48.63 | 7 | +4 | 40 | 14.7 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:32.305 | +48.63 | 7 | +4 | 40 | 14.7 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:32.305 | +48.63 | 7 | +4 | 40 | 14.7 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:38.172 | +54.49 | 5 | +1 | 3 | 20.7 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:38.172 | +54.49 | 5 | +1 | 3 | 20.7 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:38.172 | +54.49 | 5 | +1 | 3 | 20.7 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:38.172 | +54.49 | 5 | +1 | 3 | 20.7 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:44.856 | +61.18 | 4 | -1 | 9 | 20.3 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:44.856 | +61.18 | 4 | -1 | 9 | 20.3 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:44.856 | +61.18 | 4 | -1 | 9 | 20.3 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:44.856 | +61.18 | 4 | -1 | 9 | 20.3 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:46.022 | +62.34 | 2 | -4 | 40 | 14.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:46.022 | +62.34 | 2 | -4 | 40 | 14.4 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:46.022 | +62.34 | 2 | -4 | 40 | 14.4 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:46.022 | +62.34 | 2 | -4 | 40 | 14.4 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:12.645 | +88.97 | 6 | -1 | 41 | 12.7 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:12.645 | +88.97 | 6 | -1 | 41 | 12.7 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:12.645 | +88.97 | 6 | -1 | 41 | 12.7 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:12.645 | +88.97 | 6 | -1 | 41 | 12.7 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:20.522 | +156.84 | 1 | -7 | 11 | 21.3 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:20.522 | +156.84 | 1 | -7 | 11 | 21.3 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:20.522 | +156.84 | 1 | -7 | 11 | 21.3 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:20.522 | +156.84 | 1 | -7 | 11 | 21.3 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 22.5 contacts an event coming in.
6.233
The lead changes hands. Gravy. Career record: 60 wins from 287, average finish 3.7.
10.878
Up goes Gravy. Recent finishes: 2-5-2-3-2.
14.344
Big Randy gets air.
17.789
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
21.472
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight. Recent finishes: 7-8-6-12-7.
25.067
No idea what happened there. Averaging 19.2 contacts an event coming in.
29.067
Slapper is completely off the deck.
35.667
That is a big one for Second Sock.
39.322
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
44.206
Up goes Honey Mustard.
55.067
Second Sock gets air.
1:02.667
Honey Mustard finds trouble.
1:08.461
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
1:13.356
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
1:16.817
That is the sport, right there.
1:20.428
Slapper gets hit hard.
1:23.828
Second Sock gets air.
1:27.356
Slapper is airborne.
1:30.778
Pilot Light gets air.
1:34.894
Pilot Light is airborne.
1:43.039
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
1:46.700
That is a big one for Pilot Light.
1:47.289
Here comes Honey Mustard.
1:50.289
Honey Mustard wins it.
1:54.217
Slapper gets hit hard.
2:06.933
That is a big one for Big Randy.
2:15.600
Pilot Light finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1.956 | Honey Mustard 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Honey Mustard | 5.106 | Gravy 2.905 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Gravy | 7.500 | Gravy 2.328 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Gravy | 10.172 | Gravy 2.672 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 11.789 | Gravy 1.617 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 15.500 | Custard 2.689 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 16.828 | Honey Mustard 1.328 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 18.094 | Honey Mustard 1.266 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Honey Mustard | 19.283 | Honey Mustard 1.189 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 20.933 | Honey Mustard 1.650 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Honey Mustard | 22.544 | Honey Mustard 1.611 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Honey Mustard | 24.433 | Honey Mustard 1.889 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 27.844 | Honey Mustard 3.411 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 30.944 | Slapper 2.600 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 33.633 | Slapper 2.622 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 36.439 | Slapper 2.505 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 38.589 | Honey Mustard 2.150 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 42.428 | Honey Mustard 3.839 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 43.989 | Honey Mustard 1.561 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Honey Mustard | 47.322 | Second Sock 2.628 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 1:01.211 | Honey Mustard 13.889 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:04.028 | Slapper 1.228 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:07.594 | Second Sock 1.800 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:09.361 | Second Sock 1.600 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:11.878 | Big Randy 1.839 |
| The Gap | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:14.450 | Honey Mustard 2.572 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:16.161 | Honey Mustard 1.711 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:18.200 | Honey Mustard 2.039 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:21.678 | Slapper 2.106 |
| Big Air | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:25.961 | Slapper 2.678 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:29.344 | Slapper 1.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:32.506 | Slapper 2.188 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:35.117 | Slapper 1.978 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Honey Mustard | 1:37.517 | Slapper 2.189 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:39.600 | Honey Mustard 2.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:41.861 | Slapper 2.094 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:42.878 | Slapper 0.900 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:45.689 | Slapper 2.172 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:48.283 | Slapper 2.372 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 1:49.328 | Honey Mustard 1.045 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:50.289 | Honey Mustard 0.961 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1
313 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-5-6-9-8.
140.07
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
321 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-8-5-4.
102.00
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
312 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-7-5-8-6.
217.74
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
286 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-10-6-10-8.
186.50
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
306 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-6-3-6.
137.32
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
310 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-3-8-11.
129.62
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
308 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-3-6-15-6.
78.41
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
308 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-15-3-13.
130.76
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
308 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-7-4-7-7.
125.69
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
304 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-7-11-4-7.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4
309 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-4-16-7-7.
171.09
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1
309 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-8-9-5-6.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
308 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-5-5-8-7.
77.05
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
310 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 15-8-5-12-5.
142.43
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4
305 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-8-14-5-5.
161.10
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
304 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-12-2-7-3.
29.16
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
315 starts, 25 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-2-3-2-3.
15.42
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
313 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 9-2-3-2-4.
17.69
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
313 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-7-2-4-3.
8.42
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
319 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-2-6-7-2.
11.72
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
316 starts, 156 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 10-1-1-1-5.
15.63
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
316 starts, 168 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
7.88
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
292 starts, 135 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-3-1-8.
14.14
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
308 starts, 150 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-1-1-1.
11.76
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
317 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-4-13-8-4.
52.38
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
297 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-4-3-8-4.
37.89
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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