· Season 12 · Round 9
Nan's Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:26.639 | — | 5 | +4 | 39 | 11.4 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:26.639 | — | 5 | +4 | 39 | 11.4 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:26.639 | — | 5 | +4 | 39 | 11.4 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:26.639 | — | 5 | +4 | 39 | 11.4 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:10.655 | +44.02 | 8 | +6 | 29 | 11.1 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:10.655 | +44.02 | 8 | +6 | 29 | 11.1 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:10.655 | +44.02 | 8 | +6 | 29 | 11.1 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:10.655 | +44.02 | 8 | +6 | 29 | 11.1 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:25.584 | +58.95 | 6 | +3 | 38 | 11.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:25.584 | +58.95 | 6 | +3 | 38 | 11.4 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:25.584 | +58.95 | 6 | +3 | 38 | 11.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:25.584 | +58.95 | 6 | +3 | 38 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:37.962 | +71.32 | 1 | -3 | 39 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:37.962 | +71.32 | 1 | -3 | 39 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:37.962 | +71.32 | 1 | -3 | 39 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:37.962 | +71.32 | 1 | -3 | 39 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:56.595 | +89.96 | 2 | -3 | 50 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:56.595 | +89.96 | 2 | -3 | 50 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:56.595 | +89.96 | 2 | -3 | 50 | 12.0 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:56.595 | +89.96 | 2 | -3 | 50 | 12.0 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:00.973 | +94.33 | 3 | -3 | 37 | 12.2 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:00.973 | +94.33 | 3 | -3 | 37 | 12.2 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:00.973 | +94.33 | 3 | -3 | 37 | 12.2 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:00.973 | +94.33 | 3 | -3 | 37 | 12.2 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:22.322 | +115.68 | 7 | 0 | 50 | 11.6 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:22.322 | +115.68 | 7 | 0 | 50 | 11.6 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:22.322 | +115.68 | 7 | 0 | 50 | 11.6 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:22.322 | +115.68 | 7 | 0 | 50 | 11.6 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:40.700 | +134.06 | 4 | -4 | 37 | 12.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:40.700 | +134.06 | 4 | -4 | 37 | 12.8 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:40.700 | +134.06 | 4 | -4 | 37 | 12.8 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:40.700 | +134.06 | 4 | -4 | 37 | 12.8 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 21.6 contacts an event coming in.
5.667
The lead changes hands. The Coaster.
11.039
The Coaster is airborne.
14.856
And Crawlspace takes flight. Recent finishes: 7-7-8-6-4.
18.272
Extraordinary scenes.
22.322
And The Coaster takes flight.
27.044
Old Gristle gets hit hard. Averaging 18.1 contacts an event coming in.
30.489
Second Sock is completely off the deck.
35.056
Big air for The Coaster.
39.172
Up goes The Coaster.
45.083
Up goes Long John.
48.600
Oh dear.
52.272
Right into it goes The Coaster.
55.822
Big air for Crawlspace. Recent finishes: 7-7-8-6-4.
59.372
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:03.478
Old Gristle is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-2-5-2-6.
1:07.389
Extraordinary scenes.
1:10.900
Up goes Second Sock.
1:14.583
And it all goes wrong.
1:18.311
The Coaster finds trouble.
1:21.911
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:27.372
Old Gristle has ground to a halt.
1:32.183
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:35.600
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:39.000
Right into it goes The Coaster.
1:45.444
They will not want to see that again.
1:48.900
Heavy contact for Second Sock.
1:49.872
The Coaster has it.
1:52.872
The Coaster wins it.
1:56.300
And it all goes wrong.
2:04.267
Crawlspace finds trouble.
2:10.844
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1.956 | Old Gristle 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 5.083 | The Coaster 2.816 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 7.328 | The Coaster 2.256 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Coaster | 10.228 | The Coaster 2.900 |
| The Drops | Carpet | The Coaster | 12.033 | Old Gristle 1.756 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 14.094 | The Coaster 2.061 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 15.450 | The Coaster 1.356 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 17.839 | The Coaster 2.389 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Coaster | 19.156 | The Coaster 1.317 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 21.233 | The Coaster 2.077 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 23.122 | The Coaster 1.889 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 24.756 | The Coaster 1.634 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 27.178 | The Coaster 2.422 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 33.072 | The Coaster 5.894 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 36.383 | The Coaster 3.311 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 38.339 | The Coaster 1.956 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 40.028 | Second Sock 1.494 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Old Gristle | 42.961 | Second Sock 0.572 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 50.978 | The Coaster 2.634 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 53.906 | Custard 1.489 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 57.739 | Second Sock 1.761 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 59.461 | Second Sock 1.545 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:02.039 | Crawlspace 1.694 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 1:04.472 | Crawlspace 1.894 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:06.083 | Stubbs 1.539 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:08.089 | The Coaster 2.006 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:10.350 | The Coaster 2.261 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:13.322 | The Coaster 2.972 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:15.256 | The Coaster 1.934 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:20.367 | Stubbs 3.605 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:25.706 | Long John 4.778 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:27.911 | The Coaster 2.205 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:30.350 | Second Sock 2.400 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:32.628 | Stubbs 2.150 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:36.678 | The Coaster 4.050 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:39.461 | The Coaster 2.783 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:43.761 | The Coaster 4.300 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:46.539 | The Coaster 2.778 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:50.517 | Second Sock 3.500 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:52.872 | The Coaster 2.355 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
312 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-7-5-8-6.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
314 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-11-5-6-9.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
321 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-8-5-4.
143.95
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
286 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-10-6-10-8.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
306 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-6-3-6.
187.63
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
310 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-3-8-11.
189.22
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
309 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-3-6-15.
147.18
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
308 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-15-3-13.
203.11
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
309 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-12-7-4-7.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
309 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-4-16-7-7.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
304 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-7-11-4-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1
309 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-8-5-5-8.
131.24
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2
305 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-8-14-5-5.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
310 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 15-8-5-12-5.
209.62
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
309 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-8-9-5-6.
219.30
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
315 starts, 25 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-2-3-2-3.
15.99
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
304 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-12-2-7-3.
27.56
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4
313 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 9-2-3-2-4.
20.89
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
319 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-2-6-7-2.
11.04
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
317 starts, 85 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-4-2-4-7.
9.86
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
283 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-7-2-3-8.
8.37
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
314 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-7-2-4.
8.36
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
309 starts, 151 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-2-1-1.
10.15
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
317 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-4-13-8-4.
61.28
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
304 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-4-8-8-4.
55.83
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
297 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-4-3-8-4.
39.14
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
315 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-4-8-5-6.
46.04
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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