Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 11 · Round 14

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:37.192 14 +13 39 11.0
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:40.083 +2.89 11 +9 33 10.5
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.400 +8.21 4 +1 3 9.6
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:46.342 +9.15 3 -1 3 9.7
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:50.433 +13.24 15 +10 27 10.5
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4:00.775 +23.58 2 -4 7 9.7
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 +5 27 11.1
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -1 13 10.1
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +7 12 10.2
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -2 12 9.5
Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks 13 +2 0 19.4
Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets 9 -3 0 19.2
Refried Ron FELL BEA The Beans 5 -8 0 19.3
Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 10 -4 0 1.1
Big Randy FELL NOO The Noodles 1 -14 0 19.2
Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans 6 -10 0 1.4
1.783
You do not see that every day.
6.067
They felt that in the back row. That is 99 non-finishes in 304 career starts.
11.733
That has come off.
16.417
The Coaster is losing bits.
21.025
Tender Greg is losing bits.
25.833
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 6-13-8-5-8.
30.050
The Coaster is on the move.
34.300
Tender Greg takes the lead. Career record: 1 wins from 312, average finish 5.7.
38.900
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
43.500
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
48.808
You do not see that every day.
54.250
A new leader — Chunk. Career record: 87 wins from 334, average finish 3.7.
1:00.400
Floppy Joe is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-13-8-5-8.
1:06.200
Radiator is losing bits.
1:12.617
Absolute carnage.
1:16.908
Look at the state of it.
1:21.075
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:22.875
That is Floppy Joe taking Tender Greg with them.
1:30.050
Gravy is on the move.
1:42.308
Up it goes.
1:46.642
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:52.250
That has come off.
1:58.342
Custard is losing bits.
2:08.450
That was always going to happen.
2:15.950
Chunk takes the lead.
2:23.500
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
2:32.683
Floppy Joe is airborne!
2:35.208
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:44.158
Oh, that is a big one.
2:48.558
Chunk will not be back.
2:55.150
The Coaster goes to the front.
3:00.817
That is a long way off the ground.
3:05.717
Butter Bean has stalled.
3:11.900
That has come off.
3:21.392
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:22.892
One to go.
3:28.250
The Coaster takes the lead.
3:34.192
The Coaster is coming to the flag.
3:37.133
Gravy is airborne!
3:38.633
The Coaster takes it!
3:45.000
Butter Bean has stalled.
4:13.233
Butter Bean has stalled.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 15.692 Gravy 15.692
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 34.642 Chunk 17.884
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 53.042 Chunk 16.050
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 1:12.483 The Heel 18.500
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:32.317 Gravy 16.859
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:50.867 The Coaster 17.975
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:05.700 Gravy 14.833
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:23.475 Chunk 13.958
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:39.767 The Coaster 15.800
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:02.792 The Coaster 16.359
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:21.925 Gravy 16.900
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:37.192 The Coaster 15.267
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 1/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 12 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
243 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 6-4-15-5-5.
24.51
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
246 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-7-5-9-13.
196.44
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
229 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-6-8-2-8.
4.85
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
252 starts, 46 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-3-5-3.
1.42
5
Refried Ron The Beans
246 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-16-11-14-16.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
262 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-14-13-6-1.
96.89
4
Radiator Basement Heat
268 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 12-9-15-8-15.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
228 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-9-16-14-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
246 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-11-10-12-11.
125.27
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
252 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 6-10-10-4-14.
86.91
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
262 starts, 35 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-6-12-1-1.
11.80
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
210 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 7-16-9-13-14.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
236 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-12-12-10-8.
68.12
3
The Coaster The Pucks
250 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 12-13-6-12-14.
56.79
21
Custard The Soft Boys
253 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-11-14-9-4.
34.41
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
247 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-16-10-14-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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