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Team Stack · Season 10 · Round 12

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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The Lieutenant wins at The Ironing Board

The Lieutenant took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2.508 — 21 +20 0 1.3
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.058 +2.55 22 +20 4 5.0
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.275 +2.77 23 +20 5 5.0
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.49 24 +20 5 5.0
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.425 — 25 +20 0 1.7
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.433 +2.93 26 +20 5 5.0
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.450 +2.94 27 +20 5 5.1
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.49 28 +20 6 5.0
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.600 — 20 +11 1 2.8
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3.825 +1.32 19 +9 1 2.9
11 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.258 — 17 +6 1 2.5
12 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.950 — 18 +6 3 2.6
13 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.525 — 4 -9 2 3.7
14 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.667 — 2 -12 2 3.3
15 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 0.917 — 3 -12 4 3.3
16 Long John NOO The Noodles 0.975 — 1 -15 2 2.2
17 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.025 — 16 -1 1 3.2
18 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.158 — 15 -3 2 2.8
19 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.933 — 14 -5 2 2.8
20 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.417 — 13 -7 0 2.2
21 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.150 — 12 -9 2 2.7
22 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.058 — 10 -12 1 2.8
23 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 0.692 — 9 -14 2 2.7
24 The Kidney BEA The Beans 5.700 +3.19 11 -13 5 4.0
25 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.533 — 8 -17 2 3.0
26 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.500 — 5 -21 1 2.2
27 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.550 — 6 -21 5 6.2
28 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 6.575 +4.07 7 -21 4 3.3
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.158 — 31 +2 2 3.1
30 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.725 — 30 0 3 3.0
31 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -2 2 2.8
32 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.233 — 32 0 2 2.9
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 6-6-7-7-12.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-11-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-11-2.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-11-2.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-11-2.
22.200
Next one goes up.
22.700
The Kidney is off.
23.900
Released.
26.000
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Lieutenant wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 42 4/4 6
4 NOO The Noodles 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 BEA The Beans 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
439 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 21-29-18-22-30.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
434 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 24-31-20-24-31.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
435 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 22-30-19-23-29.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
437 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 23-32-17-21-32.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
435 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 25-26-27-32-17.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
436 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 27-28-25-30-20.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
437 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 28-25-26-31-19.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
437 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.3. Last five: 26-27-28-29-18.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
437 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 10-6-12-17-28.
87.28
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
436 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 11-5-11-20-26.
95.98
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
438 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 12-7-9-18-25.
93.31
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
434 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 9-8-10-19-27.
88.84
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
436 starts, 13 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 13-20-31-15-1.
171.61
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
436 starts, 18 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 14-19-29-13-2.
153.93
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
437 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 15-17-32-14-3.
172.41
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
436 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 16-18-30-16-4.
178.05
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
439 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 20-3-24-10-5.
66.43
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
435 starts, 29 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 18-1-21-9-6.
58.12
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
436 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 17-4-23-12-7.
64.80
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
435 starts, 42 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 19-2-22-11-8.
63.64
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
438 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-14-5-4-9.
5.34
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
434 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-15-7-3-10.
5.28
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
435 starts, 36 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-13-6-1-11.
5.16
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
438 starts, 30 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-16-8-2-12.
5.31
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
435 starts, 27 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 3-10-13-7-13.
18.48
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
436 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 4-9-16-5-14.
18.90
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
435 starts, 27 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 1-12-15-6-15.
17.96
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
439 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 2-11-14-8-16.
18.92
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
435 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 32-23-3-27-22.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
436 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 30-22-1-28-21.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
435 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 31-24-2-26-23.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
439 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 29-21-4-25-24.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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