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Team Stack · Season 10 · Round 15

The Bollard — Relay

The Bollard · The Bollard · 44 m · 32 competitors
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Thick Rick wins at The Bollard

Thick Rick took The Bollard — Relay for the The Nuggets. Honey Mustard finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2.408 — 20 +19 1 2.8
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +15 2 2.6
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.900 — 18 +15 1 3.1
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.817 — 19 +15 3 3.7
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1.292 — 21 +16 0 1.5
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.092 +2.68 22 +16 4 5.2
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.100 +2.69 23 +16 5 5.2
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.59 24 +16 5 5.2
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.642 — 25 +16 0 1.6
10 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.517 +3.11 26 +16 4 5.2
11 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.117 +2.71 27 +16 5 5.1
12 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.59 28 +16 6 5.2
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.200 — 15 +2 3 2.9
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.275 — 13 -1 0 2.4
15 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.125 — 14 -1 3 2.8
16 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 5.000 +2.59 16 0 3 4.0
17 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.333 — 11 -6 3 2.8
18 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.158 — 9 -9 0 2.4
19 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.433 — 10 -9 2 2.9
20 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 5.000 +2.59 12 -8 4 4.8
21 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.342 — 4 -17 2 3.2
22 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2.133 — 2 -20 2 3.1
23 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.450 — 1 -22 3 2.2
24 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.025 — 3 -21 3 3.7
25 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.800 — 29 +4 2 2.8
26 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.542 — 30 +4 2 2.9
27 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.775 — 31 +4 2 3.7
28 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.408 — 32 +4 2 3.6
29 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.383 — 6 -23 2 3.1
30 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.442 — 5 -25 3 2.2
31 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.583 — 8 -23 2 3.2
32 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.617 +0.21 7 -25 3 3.3
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-9-3.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-5-3-1-3.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-9-3.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-2-4-8-7.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-9-3.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Thick Rick!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Concrete Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Concrete Chunk 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Chunk 26.000 Chunk 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 BEA The Beans 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
438 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 29-19-29-22-30.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
440 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 30-17-31-23-32.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
442 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 31-20-32-21-29.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
437 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 32-18-30-24-31.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
440 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 24-23-27-28-25.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
438 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 22-24-26-25-26.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
439 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 23-22-25-27-28.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
440 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.3. Last five: 21-21-28-26-27.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
441 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 19-11-16-12-7.
105.28
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
440 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 18-10-15-10-6.
99.54
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
439 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 20-12-13-11-5.
106.18
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
437 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 17-9-14-9-8.
93.43
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
440 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 6-27-17-15-17.
122.94
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
439 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 5-25-18-16-18.
120.39
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
439 starts, 13 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 8-28-20-13-20.
137.50
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
439 starts, 18 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 7-26-19-14-19.
123.20
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
439 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 3-14-3-17-4.
13.27
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
438 starts, 29 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 2-13-4-18-1.
11.95
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
442 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 4-16-2-20-3.
14.31
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
438 starts, 44 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 1-15-1-19-2.
11.26
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
438 starts, 36 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-6-8-7-13.
7.24
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
441 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-8-6-8-14.
7.93
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
441 starts, 30 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 9-5-5-5-16.
6.61
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
437 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-7-7-6-15.
7.97
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
439 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 15-4-10-4-9.
23.74
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
438 starts, 28 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 16-1-9-3-10.
22.71
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
438 starts, 27 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 13-2-11-1-12.
21.43
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
442 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 14-3-12-2-11.
24.20
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
442 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 27-32-23-29-21.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
438 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 28-31-24-31-24.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
439 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 25-29-22-30-22.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
438 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 26-30-21-32-23.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Square plinths rather than round ones, which sounds like nothing and is the difference between a pile that leans and a pile that goes.

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