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Team Stack · Season 10 · Round 20

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Refried Ron wins at The Ironing Board

Refried Ron took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. Sweaty Gerald finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.858 — 12 +11 2 2.9
2 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.417 — 9 +7 2 2.7
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2.417 +0.56 10 +7 3 2.8
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.100 +0.24 11 +7 2 2.8
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2.625 +0.77 26 +21 2 2.6
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.575 — 25 +19 0 1.6
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.467 +3.61 27 +20 5 5.0
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.14 28 +20 5 5.0
9 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1.383 — 21 +12 0 1.3
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 4.975 +3.12 22 +12 5 5.1
11 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.142 +3.28 23 +12 5 5.0
12 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.14 24 +12 5 5.1
13 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.758 — 19 +6 1 2.9
14 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +3 2 2.6
15 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.225 — 20 +5 2 3.1
16 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 5.233 +3.38 18 +2 5 5.1
17 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.325 +0.47 15 -2 2 2.9
18 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.842 — 16 -2 2 2.9
19 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.983 +0.13 13 -6 2 2.7
20 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.167 +0.31 14 -6 1 2.9
21 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.025 +0.17 8 -13 2 3.2
22 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.975 — 5 -17 3 2.2
23 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 5.808 +3.95 6 -17 4 6.4
24 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 6.225 +4.37 7 -17 4 3.5
25 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.233 — 2 -23 1 3.3
26 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.533 — 4 -22 2 3.3
27 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 0.942 — 1 -26 3 2.3
28 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4.817 +2.96 3 -25 3 3.6
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.392 — 31 +2 1 3.2
30 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.758 — 30 0 3 2.9
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3.217 +1.36 32 +1 1 2.9
32 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -3 2 2.8
3.000
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 5-11-6-10-8.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 4-2-2-1-1.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position.
16.408
No luck for The Heel. Recent finishes: 6-5-13-10-6.
17.608
Let go.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.225
No luck for Damp Kevin. Recent finishes: 11-8-6-5-5.
24.425
Away it goes.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
Refried Ron takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
446 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 13-16-16-28-29.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
447 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 16-15-27-32-22.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
442 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 14-14-26-30-24.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
444 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 15-15-13-25-31.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
445 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 28-29-32-24-25.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
444 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 27-31-31-21-26.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
446 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.3. Last five: 25-11-32-30-22.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
444 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 26-12-30-29-23.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
445 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 23-22-3-18-10.
145.65
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
447 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 24-8-24-1-17.
159.88
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
444 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 22-21-4-20-11.
160.65
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
443 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 21-7-23-2-19.
133.91
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
444 starts, 18 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 19-3-24-9-13.
134.26
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
445 starts, 13 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 20-9-2-21-12.
149.40
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
445 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 18-1-22-10-16.
125.39
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
445 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 17-10-4-23-11.
141.83
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
447 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 11-19-9-2-19.
51.90
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
443 starts, 44 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 9-17-11-3-20.
46.19
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
444 starts, 30 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 12-5-18-10-1.
50.87
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
445 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 10-6-20-12-4.
55.23
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
444 starts, 36 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-3-12-7-14.
5.50
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
442 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-9-5-15-5.
5.03
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
446 starts, 30 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-11-8-16-6.
5.66
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
447 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-4-10-6-13.
5.02
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
443 starts, 27 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 7-6-19-6-3.
19.40
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
448 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 8-1-7-17-7.
16.79
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
444 starts, 28 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 5-2-5-20-5.
16.80
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
444 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 6-8-18-8-2.
20.59
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
444 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 30-27-15-26-32.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
443 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 31-25-14-28-31.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
444 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 29-13-28-16-25.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
448 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 32-14-26-13-27.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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