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Team Stack · Season 10 · Round 32

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Crawlspace wins at The Lectern

Crawlspace took The Lectern — Relay for the Basement Heat. Radiator finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.467 — 16 +15 2 2.9
2 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.383 — 13 +11 1 2.0
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.033 — 14 +11 1 3.2
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.725 +0.26 15 +11 1 2.9
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.575 +0.11 28 +23 2 2.7
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.575 +0.11 25 +19 0 1.7
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2.167 +0.70 26 +19 3 2.9
8 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.442 +3.98 27 +19 5 5.2
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.833 +0.37 21 +12 0 1.4
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.117 +3.65 22 +12 5 5.2
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 6.275 +4.81 23 +12 5 5.2
12 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.53 24 +12 6 5.1
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.967 +0.50 12 -1 2 2.9
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.108 +0.64 9 -5 0 2.2
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.242 — 11 -4 1 2.9
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.350 — 10 -6 1 3.0
17 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 0 2 2.6
18 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.158 — 19 +1 2 3.5
19 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.817 — 18 -1 3 3.7
20 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3.233 +1.77 20 0 1 2.9
21 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.350 +0.88 4 -17 2 3.1
22 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 0.933 — 1 -21 2 2.2
23 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.208 — 2 -21 3 3.1
24 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 6.967 +5.50 3 -21 4 3.1
25 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.733 +0.27 32 +7 2 3.0
26 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.758 — 29 +3 2 2.8
27 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.283 — 30 +3 2 3.1
28 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2.392 +0.93 31 +3 2 2.9
29 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.933 — 5 -24 2 2.2
30 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.825 +1.36 8 -22 3 3.2
31 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.333 — 6 -25 2 3.1
32 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.583 +0.12 7 -25 3 3.3
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-2-2.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 3-3-2-12-2.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-2-2.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-2-2.
22.200
Next one goes up.
23.275
Old Gristle is off.
24.475
Released.
25.675
All of it, on the floor.
26.875
Wide Load goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Crawlspace wins the Games. Recent finishes: 9-8-6-2-12.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Puck Yeah 26.000 Puck Yeah 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
457 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 20-26-29-28-26.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
459 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 18-27-32-26-27.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
455 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 17-25-31-27-28.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
461 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 19-28-30-25-25.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
459 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 26-23-14-31-22.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
457 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 25-21-13-29-23.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
457 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 28-24-16-32-21.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
459 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.3. Last five: 27-22-15-30-24.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
457 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 21-6-19-12-4.
161.75
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
460 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 24-5-18-10-3.
165.31
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
458 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 22-8-20-11-2.
178.33
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
457 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 23-7-17-9-1.
159.12
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
459 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 11-17-23-13-18.
179.58
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
458 starts, 13 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 9-20-22-16-20.
184.26
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
458 starts, 9 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 10-19-24-14-17.
184.24
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
457 starts, 18 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 12-18-21-15-19.
183.86
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
456 starts, 47 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 14-3-9-20-16.
62.00
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
458 starts, 31 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 13-2-10-19-13.
60.03
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
460 starts, 25 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 15-1-11-17-14.
61.32
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
458 starts, 28 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 16-4-12-18-15.
70.86
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
460 starts, 29 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-12-7-3-12.
6.80
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
459 starts, 30 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-11-6-4-11.
6.53
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
455 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-9-5-2-10.
6.36
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
458 starts, 39 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-10-8-1-9.
6.63
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
461 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 6-13-2-7-5.
9.50
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
457 starts, 29 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 5-14-3-6-7.
9.49
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
456 starts, 27 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 7-16-4-8-6.
10.91
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
458 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 8-15-1-5-8.
10.05
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
457 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 31-30-27-24-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
457 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 29-31-26-21-32.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
461 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 30-32-28-23-31.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
457 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.7. Last five: 32-29-25-22-30.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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