· Season 13 · Round 16
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 28 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:26.061 | — | 2 | +1 | 39 | 14.2 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:26.061 | — | 2 | +1 | 39 | 14.2 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:26.061 | — | 2 | +1 | 39 | 14.2 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:26.061 | — | 2 | +1 | 39 | 14.2 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:40.005 | +13.94 | 4 | +2 | 38 | 13.9 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:40.005 | +13.94 | 4 | +2 | 38 | 13.9 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:40.005 | +13.94 | 4 | +2 | 38 | 13.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:40.005 | +13.94 | 4 | +2 | 38 | 13.9 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:07.906 | +41.85 | 8 | +5 | 38 | 14.6 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:07.906 | +41.85 | 8 | +5 | 38 | 14.6 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:07.906 | +41.85 | 8 | +5 | 38 | 14.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:07.906 | +41.85 | 8 | +5 | 38 | 14.6 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:21.700 | +55.64 | 1 | -3 | 37 | 12.4 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:21.700 | +55.64 | 1 | -3 | 37 | 12.4 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:21.700 | +55.64 | 1 | -3 | 37 | 12.4 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:21.700 | +55.64 | 1 | -3 | 37 | 12.4 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:47.227 | +81.17 | 3 | -2 | 36 | 12.8 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:47.227 | +81.17 | 3 | -2 | 36 | 12.8 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:47.227 | +81.17 | 3 | -2 | 36 | 12.8 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:47.227 | +81.17 | 3 | -2 | 36 | 12.8 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:22.955 | +116.89 | 6 | 0 | 36 | 16.0 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:22.955 | +116.89 | 6 | 0 | 36 | 16.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:22.955 | +116.89 | 6 | 0 | 36 | 16.0 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:22.955 | +116.89 | 6 | 0 | 36 | 16.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:28.555 | +122.49 | 5 | -2 | 40 | 14.8 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:28.555 | +122.49 | 5 | -2 | 40 | 14.8 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:28.555 | +122.49 | 5 | -2 | 40 | 14.8 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:28.555 | +122.49 | 5 | -2 | 40 | 14.8 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:51.728 | +145.67 | 7 | -1 | 52 | 14.4 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:51.728 | +145.67 | 7 | -1 | 52 | 14.4 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:51.728 | +145.67 | 7 | -1 | 52 | 14.4 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:51.728 | +145.67 | 7 | -1 | 52 | 14.4 |
0.017
Radiator finds trouble. Averaging 24.0 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Look at that.
11.739
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
16.033
You do not see that every day.
19.506
Chunk is completely off the deck.
23.017
Up goes Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 7-16-12-8-11.
26.489
Up goes Honey Mustard.
30.739
Radiator gets air.
35.900
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
45.828
That is going to sting in the morning.
49.994
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
54.944
Refried Ron is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 7-16-12-8-11.
58.933
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:04.033
Big move from Second Sock. Recent finishes: 6-7-7-5-6.
1:11.833
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
1:15.589
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:19.300
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:23.206
And Refried Ron takes flight. Recent finishes: 7-16-12-8-11.
1:28.033
Squish is last now.
1:31.656
Squish is airborne.
1:35.689
And it all goes wrong.
1:40.250
No idea what happened there.
1:44.033
Crooked Pete is last now.
1:44.283
Honey Mustard has it.
1:47.433
Chunk wins it.
2:05.550
And Refried Ron takes flight.
2:09.139
Look at that.
2:18.650
Radiator gets hit hard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | The Coaster | 1.939 | The Coaster 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 4.939 | The Coaster 3.000 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 7.411 | The Coaster 2.472 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 10.189 | The Coaster 2.778 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 12.861 | Chunk 1.605 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 15.761 | Chunk 1.812 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 17.011 | The Coaster 1.250 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 18.139 | The Coaster 1.128 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 19.728 | Radiator 1.356 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 23.056 | Radiator 2.000 |
| The Washboard | Metal | The Coaster | 25.083 | The Coaster 2.027 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 27.189 | Honey Mustard 1.866 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 32.989 | Squish 3.661 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 37.867 | Chunk 2.755 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 40.239 | Chunk 2.333 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 42.811 | Honey Mustard 2.100 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 45.967 | Honey Mustard 2.084 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 49.911 | Honey Mustard 3.944 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 51.494 | The Coaster 1.517 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Honey Mustard | 54.500 | Radiator 2.216 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 1:08.306 | The Coaster 13.628 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:09.683 | Chunk 1.278 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:11.161 | Chunk 1.405 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:12.489 | Chunk 1.206 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:13.839 | Honey Mustard 1.350 |
| The Gap | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:15.539 | Honey Mustard 1.700 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:16.856 | Chunk 1.244 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:19.094 | Chunk 2.200 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:21.967 | Chunk 2.617 |
| Big Air | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:25.606 | Chunk 3.461 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:27.889 | Chunk 2.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:30.544 | Chunk 2.434 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:33.017 | The Coaster 2.067 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Honey Mustard | 1:35.411 | Chunk 2.161 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:37.367 | Honey Mustard 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:39.594 | The Coaster 2.162 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:40.572 | Chunk 0.922 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:42.606 | Chunk 1.939 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:45.172 | The Coaster 2.406 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 1:46.261 | The Coaster 1.000 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:47.283 | The Coaster 0.900 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
353 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-7-7-3-14.
177.70
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2
345 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-7-7-12-7.
185.45
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
345 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-10-7-4-6.
116.90
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
314 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-7-6-8-7.
129.18
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
338 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-8-8-8-5.
136.03
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
340 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 16-6-8-15-5.
173.21
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
341 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-7-8-4.
157.48
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
338 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-8-8-5.
87.97
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
347 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-5-6-13-5.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
338 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-5-13-5-7.
88.03
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
331 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-5-7-5-5.
85.76
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
341 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-5-14-5-11.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
331 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 13-4-6-8-11.
133.23
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
340 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-5-16-6-11.
177.16
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
346 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-4-15-6-6.
176.04
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
340 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-6-8-9-6.
96.92
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
333 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-6-3-8.
16.67
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
351 starts, 27 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 8-2-2-6-3.
25.08
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
344 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-2-3-3-4.
13.39
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
345 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-3-11-2-7.
13.50
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
346 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-3-2-2.
7.30
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
339 starts, 171 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 3-1-2-1-14.
11.87
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
326 starts, 155 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-3-1-1-1.
12.71
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
348 starts, 187 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-3-1-5-1.
9.56
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
344 starts, 174 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 3-1-1-1-1.
8.95
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
346 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 10-8-4-5-4.
56.72
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
325 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 8-4-9-4-13.
61.66
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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