· Season 13 · Round 18
Nan's Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:27.867 | — | 2 | +1 | 36 | 13.3 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:27.867 | — | 2 | +1 | 36 | 13.3 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:27.867 | — | 2 | +1 | 36 | 13.3 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:27.867 | — | 2 | +1 | 36 | 13.3 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:57.439 | +29.57 | 3 | +1 | 38 | 11.3 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:57.439 | +29.57 | 3 | +1 | 38 | 11.3 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:57.439 | +29.57 | 3 | +1 | 38 | 11.3 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:57.439 | +29.57 | 3 | +1 | 38 | 11.3 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:21.050 | +53.18 | 4 | +1 | 44 | 11.1 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:21.050 | +53.18 | 4 | +1 | 44 | 11.1 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:21.050 | +53.18 | 4 | +1 | 44 | 11.1 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:21.050 | +53.18 | 4 | +1 | 44 | 11.1 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:31.718 | +63.85 | 5 | +1 | 40 | 11.7 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:31.718 | +63.85 | 5 | +1 | 40 | 11.7 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:31.718 | +63.85 | 5 | +1 | 40 | 11.7 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:31.718 | +63.85 | 5 | +1 | 40 | 11.7 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:55.766 | +87.90 | 6 | +1 | 36 | 12.7 |
| 5 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:55.766 | +87.90 | 6 | +1 | 36 | 12.7 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:55.766 | +87.90 | 6 | +1 | 36 | 12.7 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:55.766 | +87.90 | 6 | +1 | 36 | 12.7 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:58.350 | +90.48 | 8 | +2 | 39 | 14.1 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:58.350 | +90.48 | 8 | +2 | 39 | 14.1 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:58.350 | +90.48 | 8 | +2 | 39 | 14.1 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:58.350 | +90.48 | 8 | +2 | 39 | 14.1 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:04.557 | +96.69 | 1 | -6 | 37 | 11.5 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:04.557 | +96.69 | 1 | -6 | 37 | 11.5 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:04.557 | +96.69 | 1 | -6 | 37 | 11.5 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:04.557 | +96.69 | 1 | -6 | 37 | 11.5 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 9:14.628 | +106.76 | 7 | -1 | 43 | 12.3 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:14.628 | +106.76 | 7 | -1 | 43 | 12.3 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:14.628 | +106.76 | 7 | -1 | 43 | 12.3 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:14.628 | +106.76 | 7 | -1 | 43 | 12.3 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.933
The lead changes hands. Old Gristle.
12.311
Up goes Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-2-3.
16.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
20.706
Big air for Old Gristle.
24.450
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-2-3.
28.200
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
31.900
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
36.989
Oh dear.
40.617
Big air for Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-2-3.
44.550
Tender Greg is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-7-4-4-4.
48.994
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight. Recent finishes: 7-14-11-7-16.
52.783
Oh dear.
1:00.189
Old Gristle gets air.
1:04.033
Tender Greg is making ground.
1:07.906
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:11.611
Extraordinary scenes.
1:16.000
Oh dear.
1:20.222
The Heel finds trouble.
1:24.039
The Heel is airborne.
1:27.533
Puck Yeah gets air.
1:41.856
Oh dear.
1:45.528
Puck Yeah has it.
1:48.528
It is Puck Yeah!
1:57.872
Sweaty Gerald takes a knock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Heel | 1.983 | The Heel 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 5.161 | Old Gristle 2.883 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 8.111 | Honey Mustard 2.411 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 11.489 | Puck Yeah 3.161 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Old Gristle | 13.356 | Honey Mustard 1.745 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 15.389 | Old Gristle 2.033 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 16.744 | Old Gristle 1.355 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 19.328 | Honey Mustard 2.573 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Old Gristle | 20.639 | Old Gristle 1.311 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 22.783 | Old Gristle 2.144 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 24.633 | Old Gristle 1.850 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 26.233 | Old Gristle 1.600 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 28.717 | Old Gristle 2.484 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 34.694 | Old Gristle 5.977 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 37.928 | Honey Mustard 3.111 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 39.817 | Honey Mustard 1.789 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 41.550 | Big Randy 1.522 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Old Gristle | 49.806 | The Heel 0.856 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 52.672 | Puck Yeah 2.750 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 55.594 | Crawlspace 1.383 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 59.406 | Sweaty Gerald 1.489 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:01.111 | Puck Yeah 1.355 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:03.167 | Puck Yeah 1.523 |
| The Gap | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:04.922 | Puck Yeah 1.755 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:06.261 | Puck Yeah 1.339 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:08.006 | Puck Yeah 1.745 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:10.728 | Puck Yeah 2.722 |
| Big Air | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:13.928 | Honey Mustard 3.094 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:15.939 | Puck Yeah 2.011 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:17.761 | Puck Yeah 1.822 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:21.378 | Puck Yeah 3.617 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:23.578 | Puck Yeah 2.200 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:26.061 | The Heel 2.477 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:28.494 | Crawlspace 2.156 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:32.522 | Puck Yeah 4.028 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:35.239 | Crawlspace 2.711 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:39.444 | Old Gristle 4.106 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:42.256 | Puck Yeah 2.812 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:46.139 | Crawlspace 1.366 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:48.528 | Crawlspace 1.295 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
348 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-11-6-7-10.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
346 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-6-7-7-12.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
316 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 14-6-7-7-6.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
354 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-9-7-7-3.
214.56
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
342 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-8-7-8.
180.60
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
340 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-6-8-8.
170.63
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
342 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 16-5-16-6-8.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
340 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-5-5-6-8.
112.48
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
339 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-5-13-5.
138.87
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
349 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-8-11-5-6.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
333 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-8-5-5-7.
154.55
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
343 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-8-14-5-14.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1
348 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-7-7-4-15.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
341 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-4-6-8-9.
147.48
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3
333 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-7-13-4-6.
192.41
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
342 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-4-5-16.
214.71
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
334 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-2-3-6-3.
14.90
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
346 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-2-3-2-3.
14.03
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
354 starts, 27 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-15-2-8-2.
35.36
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
348 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-3-1-2-3.
7.99
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
346 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 3-1-3-11-2.
12.09
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
352 starts, 91 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 9-3-12-1-2.
19.36
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
318 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 7-3-15-1-2.
19.32
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
341 starts, 173 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-3-1-2.
9.40
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
326 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-8-4-9-4.
46.45
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
348 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-4-10-8-4.
61.36
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
349 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-4-4-8-9.
40.38
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
341 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-8-4-4.
62.16
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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