· Season 13 · Round 25
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:34.328 | — | 1 | 0 | 36 | 14.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:34.328 | — | 1 | 0 | 36 | 14.5 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:34.328 | — | 1 | 0 | 36 | 14.5 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:34.328 | — | 1 | 0 | 36 | 14.5 |
| 2 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:22.679 | +48.35 | 8 | +6 | 36 | 14.1 |
| 2 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:22.679 | +48.35 | 8 | +6 | 36 | 14.1 |
| 2 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:22.679 | +48.35 | 8 | +6 | 36 | 14.1 |
| 2 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:22.679 | +48.35 | 8 | +6 | 36 | 14.1 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:29.749 | +55.42 | 3 | 0 | 37 | 14.3 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:29.749 | +55.42 | 3 | 0 | 37 | 14.3 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:29.749 | +55.42 | 3 | 0 | 37 | 14.3 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:29.749 | +55.42 | 3 | 0 | 37 | 14.3 |
| 4 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:39.178 | +64.85 | 4 | 0 | 45 | 12.7 |
| 4 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:39.178 | +64.85 | 4 | 0 | 45 | 12.7 |
| 4 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:39.178 | +64.85 | 4 | 0 | 45 | 12.7 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:39.178 | +64.85 | 4 | 0 | 45 | 12.7 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:40.167 | +65.84 | 5 | 0 | 8 | 22.0 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:40.167 | +65.84 | 5 | 0 | 8 | 22.0 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:40.167 | +65.84 | 5 | 0 | 8 | 22.0 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:40.167 | +65.84 | 5 | 0 | 8 | 22.0 |
| 6 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:46.167 | +71.84 | 2 | -4 | 47 | 14.8 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:46.167 | +71.84 | 2 | -4 | 47 | 14.8 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:46.167 | +71.84 | 2 | -4 | 47 | 14.8 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:46.167 | +71.84 | 2 | -4 | 47 | 14.8 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:50.800 | +76.47 | 7 | 0 | 44 | 14.0 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:50.800 | +76.47 | 7 | 0 | 44 | 14.0 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:50.800 | +76.47 | 7 | 0 | 44 | 14.0 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:50.800 | +76.47 | 7 | 0 | 44 | 14.0 |
| — | Thick Rick DNF | The Nuggets | 10:57.894 | +203.57 | 6 | -2 | 6 | 24.6 |
| — | Stubbs DNF | The Nuggets | 10:57.894 | +203.57 | 6 | -2 | 6 | 24.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard DNF | The Nuggets | 10:57.894 | +203.57 | 6 | -2 | 6 | 24.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget DNF | The Nuggets | 10:57.894 | +203.57 | 6 | -2 | 6 | 24.6 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 25.3 contacts an event coming in.
5.000
Chunk goes to the front.
10.233
And Chunk takes flight. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-1-2.
13.633
Squish takes a knock. Averaging 20.0 contacts an event coming in.
17.472
Long John gets air. Recent finishes: 11-6-5-8-5.
21.106
And Pilot Light takes flight. Recent finishes: 15-8-4-12-7.
24.889
Extraordinary scenes.
28.361
Oh dear.
33.433
The Heel hits the front.
37.050
Right into it goes The Heel.
48.867
That is a big one for Pilot Light.
55.006
And Pilot Light takes flight.
1:04.033
Refried Ron is making ground.
1:12.033
Refried Ron cannot hold position.
1:15.994
That is a big one for Squish.
1:19.489
Up goes Pilot Light.
1:22.894
Absolute carnage.
1:26.344
And Squish takes flight.
1:29.772
Up goes Long John.
1:37.739
That is a big one for Squish.
1:42.494
Extraordinary scenes.
1:47.300
That is not going to help.
1:53.900
And Long John takes flight.
1:54.650
The Coaster has it.
1:57.650
The Coaster takes it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Squish | 1.989 | Squish 1.989 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 5.061 | Chunk 2.805 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Chunk | 7.311 | Chunk 2.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 9.572 | Chunk 2.261 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 11.039 | Chunk 1.467 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 12.589 | Chunk 1.550 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Chunk | 13.778 | Chunk 1.189 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 14.872 | Chunk 1.094 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Chunk | 16.700 | The Coaster 1.067 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 19.994 | The Coaster 1.550 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Chunk | 21.922 | The Coaster 1.828 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 28.433 | The Coaster 2.005 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Heel | 34.206 | The Heel 3.756 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Heel | 36.489 | The Heel 2.283 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Heel | 39.589 | The Coaster 2.461 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Heel | 42.300 | The Coaster 2.467 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 44.567 | The Coaster 2.056 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Heel | 48.817 | The Heel 4.211 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Heel | 50.733 | The Coaster 1.806 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Heel | 53.094 | The Heel 2.361 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Heel | 1:08.294 | The Coaster 14.606 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Heel | 1:09.728 | The Heel 1.434 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Heel | 1:11.367 | The Heel 1.639 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Heel | 1:12.844 | The Heel 1.477 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Heel | 1:15.083 | Refried Ron 1.800 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Heel | 1:18.689 | The Coaster 2.272 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Heel | 1:20.811 | The Coaster 1.523 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Heel | 1:23.767 | The Coaster 1.922 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Heel | 1:27.583 | The Coaster 2.600 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Heel | 1:32.056 | The Coaster 3.328 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Heel | 1:34.717 | The Coaster 2.044 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Heel | 1:37.672 | The Coaster 2.383 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:39.961 | The Coaster 2.067 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 1:42.228 | The Coaster 2.267 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 1:44.089 | The Coaster 1.861 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:46.261 | The Coaster 2.172 |
| The Kicker | Metal | The Coaster | 1:47.183 | The Coaster 0.922 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:49.333 | The Coaster 2.150 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | The Coaster | 1:51.789 | The Coaster 2.456 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:55.361 | The Heel 1.655 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | The Coaster | 1:57.650 | The Heel 1.511 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
354 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-6-7-12-9.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2
351 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-10-8-11.
165.59
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3
321 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 10-6-8-8-15.
212.79
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
361 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-6-10-8-7.
203.93
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
348 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-13-10-6-14.
134.44
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
344 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-5-6-7-7.
78.49
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
349 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-6-5-7-6.
163.20
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
346 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-5-9-6-5.
117.33
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
352 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-7-16-12-8.
193.56
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
340 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-7-12-7-11.
165.15
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3
344 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-14-11-7-16.
159.69
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
351 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-8-7-8-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1
346 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-11-13-5-12.
142.59
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2
342 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 13-8-6-15-16.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
348 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-4-8-5-14.
170.86
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
351 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-5-8-13-7.
112.79
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
340 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 15-2-3-6-3.
29.84
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
357 starts, 27 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-3-13-2-15.
30.37
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
353 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 14-3-2-3-3.
25.01
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
353 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-4-2-3.
7.40
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
351 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 4-1-3-2-5.
8.49
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
344 starts, 174 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 3-1-4-1-1.
8.91
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
334 starts, 159 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-3-2-1-1.
9.98
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
357 starts, 189 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 16-3-5-1-5.
26.05
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
352 starts, 179 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-3-2-1-1.
8.73
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
330 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-7-4-4-4.
39.81
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
354 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-5-4-4-6.
44.18
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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