Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 13 · Round 32

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Puck Yeah finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 8:21.978 10 +9 41 12.7
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:29.766 +7.79 11 +9 4 22.5
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:43.000 +21.02 7 +4 48 12.5
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:30.461 +68.48 12 +8 45 12.9
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 9:31.739 +69.76 3 -2 34 12.9
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:46.700 +84.72 4 -2 1 20.1
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:53.216 +91.24 14 +7 5 16.3
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 10:01.105 +99.13 5 -3 52 12.1
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:01.351 +99.37 6 -3 50 13.1
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:03.294 +101.32 8 -2 38 13.1
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 10:03.567 +101.59 1 -10 42 14.1
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:11.934 +109.96 9 -3 38 12.2
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:14.066 +112.09 16 +3 50 11.6
14 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 10:17.632 +115.65 13 -1 43 12.6
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:27.078 +125.10 15 0 59 12.1
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:41.793 +139.82 2 -14 37 13.7
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.867
Puck Yeah takes the lead. Career record: 197 wins from 368, average finish 3.0.
10.944
And Chunk takes flight.
14.433
Gravy gets air.
17.883
Gravy is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-12-2-1-5.
24.033
Gravy is coming through.
28.272
That is going to sting in the morning. Averaging 20.1 contacts an event coming in.
32.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
40.033
The Coaster is coming through.
44.394
That is a big one for The Coaster.
48.878
Tube Sock finds trouble. Averaging 21.4 contacts an event coming in.
54.389
Big air for Squish.
58.711
Oh dear.
1:04.033
Lil Nugget is making ground.
1:08.511
The Coaster gets hit hard.
1:12.133
Chunk gets air.
1:16.933
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 6-7-7-16-8.
1:20.428
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
1:23.917
Gravy gets air.
1:27.628
Lil Nugget finds trouble.
1:31.261
No idea what happened there.
1:35.100
Chunk takes a knock.
1:38.867
And Chunk takes flight.
1:42.728
Up goes Chunk.
1:46.211
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:50.128
Squish is airborne.
1:53.800
Up goes Refried Ron.
1:57.506
Big Randy takes a knock.
1:58.244
Chunk has it.
2:01.217
The Unit gets air.
2:04.617
Chunk takes it.
2:08.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
2:14.283
That is the sport, right there.
2:19.028
That is the sport, right there.
2:25.356
They will not want to see that again.
2:28.850
That is a big one for Crawlspace.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Refried Ron 1.567 Refried Ron 1.567
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 5.000 Puck Yeah 3.050
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 7.733 Gravy 2.450
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 10.539 Yolk 2.800
The Drops Hard Chunk 12.217 The Unit 1.650
Peg Field Hard Chunk 13.678 Puck Yeah 1.272
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 15.706 Puck Yeah 1.673
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 16.633 Puck Yeah 0.927
Smooth Descent Hard Squish 19.678 Squish 1.539
Barrier Run Smooth Squish 20.961 Squish 1.283
Sweeping Curve Smooth Squish 23.217 The Heel 2.055
Bounce Pads Smooth Squish 24.983 Squish 1.766
S-Bend Smooth Squish 28.239 Squish 3.256
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 33.806 Chunk 3.039
The Funnel Smooth Chunk 35.972 The Coaster 2.045
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 38.517 Lil Nugget 2.094
The Gauntlet Smooth Chunk 41.583 Lil Nugget 2.072
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 45.622 Gravy 4.000
Split Route Smooth Chunk 48.994 Crawlspace 3.266
Stairwell Hard Chunk 52.578 Chunk 3.584
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 55.022 Gravy 2.372
Tight Curve Carpet Chunk 57.650 Chunk 2.628
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 1:03.178 The Unit 3.844
Stairwell Hard Chunk 1:06.500 Gravy 3.222
Fabric Run Soft fabric Chunk 1:08.272 Chunk 1.772
The Drops Hard Chunk 1:09.933 Gravy 1.644
Peg Field Hard Chunk 1:11.272 Chunk 1.339
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 1:13.128 Chunk 1.856
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 1:14.533 The Coaster 1.145
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:16.733 The Coaster 1.811
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 1:18.294 The Coaster 1.472
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:20.489 Gravy 1.934
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:22.139 Chunk 1.650
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:24.444 Chunk 2.305
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 1:26.861 Chunk 2.417
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 1:29.161 Chunk 2.300
The Plunge Metal Chunk 1:31.417 Chunk 2.256
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:33.533 Chunk 2.116
The Kicker Hard Chunk 1:34.433 Chunk 0.900
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:36.294 The Coaster 1.794
The Gap Hard Chunk 1:38.522 The Unit 2.078
The Drops Hard Chunk 1:40.122 The Coaster 1.561
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:42.378 Squish 2.017
The Washboard Hard Chunk 1:44.733 Chunk 2.355
Big Air Metal Chunk 1:47.344 Chunk 2.611
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 1:49.233 Chunk 1.889
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 1:51.567 Chunk 2.334
Final Sprint Hard Chunk 1:53.967 Chunk 2.400
Target Zone Carpet Chunk 1:58.933 Lil Nugget 1.273
Exit Gate Hard Chunk 2:01.244 Lil Nugget 1.155
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 4 1/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 6 0/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 11 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 0/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 20 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 28 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
325 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 10-6-10-5-10.
136.62
1
Big Randy The Noodles
353 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-5-6-8-10.
70.32
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
350 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-5-13-10.
69.60
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
352 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-5-6-8-6.
87.26
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
355 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-7-8-7-7.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
343 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-7-8-9-7.
111.38
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
354 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 16-8-4-8-5.
105.51
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
350 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-4-12-4-8.
88.93
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
357 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 4-3-5-7-14.
11.20
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
359 starts, 27 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 3-7-2-3-13.
17.86
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
359 starts, 94 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-1-1-2.
4.05
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
330 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-3-2-1.
5.81
3
The Coaster The Pucks
348 starts, 178 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-1-3.
3.61
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
362 starts, 193 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 6-1-1-1-1.
6.53
2
Squish The Soft Boys
349 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-3-4-8-6.
28.37
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
360 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-4-6-3-7.
34.91

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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