· Season 13 · Round 7
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 20 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:27.250 | — | 3 | +2 | 37 | 15.6 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:27.250 | — | 3 | +2 | 37 | 15.6 |
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:27.250 | — | 3 | +2 | 37 | 15.6 |
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:27.250 | — | 3 | +2 | 37 | 15.6 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:41.339 | +14.09 | 4 | +2 | 34 | 16.8 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:41.339 | +14.09 | 4 | +2 | 34 | 16.8 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:41.339 | +14.09 | 4 | +2 | 34 | 16.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:41.339 | +14.09 | 4 | +2 | 34 | 16.8 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:29.438 | +62.19 | 1 | -2 | 35 | 14.9 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:29.438 | +62.19 | 1 | -2 | 35 | 14.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:29.438 | +62.19 | 1 | -2 | 35 | 14.9 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:29.438 | +62.19 | 1 | -2 | 35 | 14.9 |
| 4 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:52.034 | +84.78 | 7 | +3 | 37 | 12.8 |
| 4 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:52.034 | +84.78 | 7 | +3 | 37 | 12.8 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:52.034 | +84.78 | 7 | +3 | 37 | 12.8 |
| 4 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:52.034 | +84.78 | 7 | +3 | 37 | 12.8 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:09.916 | +102.67 | 8 | +3 | 47 | 12.4 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 9:09.916 | +102.67 | 8 | +3 | 47 | 12.4 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:09.916 | +102.67 | 8 | +3 | 47 | 12.4 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:09.916 | +102.67 | 8 | +3 | 47 | 12.4 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:20.299 | +113.05 | 5 | -1 | 39 | 12.1 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:20.299 | +113.05 | 5 | -1 | 39 | 12.1 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:20.299 | +113.05 | 5 | -1 | 39 | 12.1 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:20.299 | +113.05 | 5 | -1 | 39 | 12.1 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:23.444 | +116.19 | 6 | -1 | 35 | 12.8 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:23.444 | +116.19 | 6 | -1 | 35 | 12.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:23.444 | +116.19 | 6 | -1 | 35 | 12.8 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:23.444 | +116.19 | 6 | -1 | 35 | 12.8 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:22.406 | +175.16 | 2 | -6 | 12 | 21.9 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:22.406 | +175.16 | 2 | -6 | 12 | 21.9 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:22.406 | +175.16 | 2 | -6 | 12 | 21.9 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:22.406 | +175.16 | 2 | -6 | 12 | 21.9 |
0.017
Radiator finds trouble.
6.700
Chunk hits the front.
11.372
Chunk is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-6-14-1-2.
14.839
That is the sport, right there.
18.283
Chunk gets air. Recent finishes: 2-6-14-1-2.
21.706
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-13-5-8-16.
26.839
Extraordinary scenes.
30.833
Tender Greg is out of the race entirely. Recent finishes: 4-9-4-13-3.
41.689
Honey Mustard finds trouble. Averaging 19.5 contacts an event coming in.
46.911
That is not going to help.
53.439
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
59.717
Big air for Refried Ron.
1:04.161
Up goes Floppy Joe.
1:09.789
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
1:13.589
Up goes Honey Mustard.
1:17.033
You do not see that every day.
1:20.939
And Slapper takes flight.
1:24.728
Chunk gets air.
1:28.239
Chunk is completely off the deck.
1:36.317
And Refried Ron takes flight.
1:40.128
Right into it goes Slapper.
1:43.683
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:47.039
Chunk is going to win this.
1:47.233
And it's Chunk in front now.
1:50.633
Chunk wins it.
1:56.128
And Radiator takes flight.
2:01.839
And Radiator takes flight.
2:08.383
Heavy contact for Radiator.
2:16.244
You do not see that every day.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Refried Ron | 1.944 | Refried Ron 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 5.061 | Chunk 2.800 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Chunk | 7.711 | Slapper 2.494 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 10.617 | Chunk 2.906 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 13.439 | Floppy Joe 2.350 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 16.078 | Chunk 2.639 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Chunk | 17.406 | Chunk 1.328 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 18.600 | Chunk 1.194 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Chunk | 19.694 | Honey Mustard 1.055 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 21.122 | Honey Mustard 1.417 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Chunk | 22.483 | Chunk 1.361 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Chunk | 24.011 | Chunk 1.528 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 29.239 | Honey Mustard 3.306 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 33.528 | Second Sock 2.733 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 36.194 | Slapper 2.423 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 38.928 | Chunk 1.972 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 41.050 | Chunk 2.005 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 45.006 | Chunk 3.573 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 46.694 | Chunk 1.577 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Honey Mustard | 49.083 | Slapper 2.016 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 1:03.078 | Slapper 13.156 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:05.150 | Floppy Joe 1.511 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:08.922 | Second Sock 1.911 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:10.694 | Second Sock 1.611 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:12.450 | Honey Mustard 1.756 |
| The Gap | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:14.511 | Honey Mustard 2.061 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:16.100 | Chunk 1.472 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:18.483 | Chunk 1.994 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:21.261 | Slapper 2.067 |
| Big Air | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:25.978 | Slapper 2.717 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:28.456 | Chunk 1.788 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:31.156 | Slapper 2.250 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:33.667 | Slapper 2.133 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Honey Mustard | 1:36.017 | Slapper 1.978 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:38.772 | Slapper 1.672 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:41.428 | Slapper 2.028 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:42.533 | Chunk 0.894 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:45.567 | Chunk 1.995 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Chunk | 1:48.144 | Chunk 2.416 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Chunk | 1:49.144 | Chunk 1.000 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Chunk | 1:50.039 | Chunk 0.895 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1
312 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-8-7-11-6.
155.15
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2
338 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-7-6-6-4.
100.63
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
348 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-6-6-12-7.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
342 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-6-7-7-6.
120.18
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
336 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-5-10-4.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
336 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-4-7-12-7.
105.45
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
334 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-4-16-7.
101.31
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
334 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-4-7-6.
68.31
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-7-15-5-8.
162.72
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
329 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-5-5-13-8.
128.27
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 11-7-5-15-8.
182.81
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
335 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-7-5-8.
103.36
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
328 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-11-6-10-5.
132.01
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-8-6-5-5.
102.96
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
335 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-7-8-6-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
338 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-9-6-8-5.
195.42
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
331 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 6-3-8-3-6.
22.58
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
338 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-8-2-2-4.
14.00
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
344 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-4-3-3-8.
22.19
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
344 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-2-2-1.
9.76
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
339 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-2-3-1-3.
7.19
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
342 starts, 173 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-5-4.
9.39
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
340 starts, 184 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-4-1-2.
8.12
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
321 starts, 152 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 16-1-1-1-2.
22.80
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
337 starts, 170 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-14-1-1.
18.03
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
323 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 9-4-13-3-3.
89.25
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
341 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-3-3-7-7.
35.69
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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