· Season 13 · Round 9
Nan's Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:35.217 | — | 2 | +1 | 36 | 11.5 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:35.217 | — | 2 | +1 | 36 | 11.5 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:35.217 | — | 2 | +1 | 36 | 11.5 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:35.217 | — | 2 | +1 | 36 | 11.5 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:45.300 | +10.08 | 5 | +3 | 42 | 11.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:45.300 | +10.08 | 5 | +3 | 42 | 11.2 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:45.300 | +10.08 | 5 | +3 | 42 | 11.2 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:45.300 | +10.08 | 5 | +3 | 42 | 11.2 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:55.278 | +20.06 | 6 | +3 | 38 | 14.1 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:55.278 | +20.06 | 6 | +3 | 38 | 14.1 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:55.278 | +20.06 | 6 | +3 | 38 | 14.1 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:55.278 | +20.06 | 6 | +3 | 38 | 14.1 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:41.456 | +66.24 | 8 | +4 | 38 | 11.2 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:41.456 | +66.24 | 8 | +4 | 38 | 11.2 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:41.456 | +66.24 | 8 | +4 | 38 | 11.2 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:41.456 | +66.24 | 8 | +4 | 38 | 11.2 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:45.105 | +69.89 | 1 | -4 | 26 | 11.4 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:45.105 | +69.89 | 1 | -4 | 26 | 11.4 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:45.105 | +69.89 | 1 | -4 | 26 | 11.4 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:45.105 | +69.89 | 1 | -4 | 26 | 11.4 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:57.789 | +82.57 | 3 | -3 | 23 | 11.2 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:57.789 | +82.57 | 3 | -3 | 23 | 11.2 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:57.789 | +82.57 | 3 | -3 | 23 | 11.2 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:57.789 | +82.57 | 3 | -3 | 23 | 11.2 |
| 7 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 9:11.394 | +96.18 | 4 | -3 | 41 | 11.0 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:11.394 | +96.18 | 4 | -3 | 41 | 11.0 |
| 7 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 9:11.394 | +96.18 | 4 | -3 | 41 | 11.0 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:11.394 | +96.18 | 4 | -3 | 41 | 11.0 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:19.178 | +103.96 | 7 | -1 | 44 | 11.0 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:19.178 | +103.96 | 7 | -1 | 44 | 11.0 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 9:19.178 | +103.96 | 7 | -1 | 44 | 11.0 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:19.178 | +103.96 | 7 | -1 | 44 | 11.0 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.567
Wide Load hits the front.
8.033
Look at that. Recent finishes: 2-3-6-3-8.
12.133
Look at that.
16.961
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 6-8-7-8-4.
22.700
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
26.467
Radiator is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 13-4-6-8-11.
30.339
Long John gets air.
38.267
You do not see that every day.
42.083
Big air for Honey Mustard.
46.039
That is going to sting in the morning.
49.839
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-3-11-2-7.
53.400
Honey Mustard goes to the front.
57.044
No idea what happened there.
1:01.244
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
1:06.094
Up goes Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 2-3-6-3-8.
1:09.783
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:13.189
Absolute carnage.
1:16.794
Up goes The Lieutenant.
1:20.194
The Kidney is airborne.
1:23.894
Look at that.
1:27.789
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:32.356
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:40.050
Right into it goes Wide Load.
1:46.589
Right into it goes Custard.
1:49.028
Honey Mustard is going to win this.
1:52.028
Wide Load wins it.
2:01.567
The Kidney finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Custard | 1.989 | Custard 1.989 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Wide Load | 5.139 | Wide Load 2.878 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 7.928 | Honey Mustard 2.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 11.422 | The Lieutenant 3.000 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Wide Load | 13.011 | Wide Load 1.622 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 15.122 | The Lieutenant 2.061 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 16.544 | The Lieutenant 1.322 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 18.922 | Honey Mustard 2.111 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 20.250 | Wide Load 1.328 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 22.294 | Wide Load 2.044 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 24.172 | Wide Load 1.878 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 25.878 | Wide Load 1.706 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 29.806 | Honey Mustard 2.595 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 36.122 | Wide Load 5.983 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 39.267 | Honey Mustard 3.145 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 41.144 | Honey Mustard 1.877 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 43.117 | The Lieutenant 1.372 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Lieutenant | 50.961 | Radiator 0.589 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 54.683 | Honey Mustard 2.700 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Honey Mustard | 55.994 | Honey Mustard 1.311 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:00.394 | The Heel 1.734 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:02.133 | The Heel 1.555 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:04.589 | The Lieutenant 1.589 |
| The Gap | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:07.067 | The Lieutenant 1.767 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:08.806 | The Lieutenant 1.300 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:11.339 | The Lieutenant 1.967 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:14.461 | Wide Load 2.094 |
| Big Air | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:17.944 | The Lieutenant 2.945 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:20.128 | The Lieutenant 1.950 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:23.444 | Honey Mustard 3.316 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:28.217 | Radiator 4.467 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:30.522 | Wide Load 2.245 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:32.606 | Honey Mustard 2.084 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:34.622 | Honey Mustard 2.016 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:38.622 | Wide Load 3.606 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:41.822 | Wide Load 2.411 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 1:46.544 | Custard 4.005 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 1:49.550 | Wide Load 2.772 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 1:50.839 | Honey Mustard 1.289 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 1:52.028 | Honey Mustard 1.189 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
339 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-6-7-6-6.
193.15
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
348 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-6-6-12-7.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
342 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-6-7-7-6.
161.06
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
312 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-8-7-11-6.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
335 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-5-4-7.
170.31
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
336 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-5-10-4.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
334 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-4-16-7.
154.34
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
336 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-4-7-12-7.
145.58
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 11-7-5-15-8.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
340 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-5-7-15-5.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
329 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-5-5-13-8.
178.03
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
335 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-7-5-8.
160.68
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
328 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-11-6-10-5.
186.47
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
338 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-9-6-8-5.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
340 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-10-8-6-5.
160.62
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
335 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-7-8-6-14.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
331 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 6-3-8-3-6.
20.76
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
344 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-4-3-3-8.
22.71
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
339 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-3-8-2-2.
17.69
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
339 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-2-3-1-3.
6.87
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
346 starts, 90 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 14-1-2-16-2.
19.55
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
312 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-2-1-1.
7.68
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
344 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-2-2-1.
9.15
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 1
321 starts, 152 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 16-1-1-1-2.
20.01
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3
337 starts, 170 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-14-1-1.
15.91
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
342 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-4-3-3-7.
49.29
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
334 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 12-3-4-5-3.
75.72
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
342 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-3-4-7-3.
42.34
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
323 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 9-4-13-3-3.
89.47
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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