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Floor · Season 11 · Round 16

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Puck Yeah wins at The Patio

Puck Yeah took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Tender Greg finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1:08.208 — 13 +12 0 2.6
2 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1:08.208 — 15 +13 1 2.7
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 50.175 — 6 +3 1 11.8
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 49.292 — 12 +8 13 12.0
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 44.883 — 7 +2 0 14.3
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 43.908 — 2 -4 5 14.7
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 43.067 — 1 -6 15 15.0
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 37.233 — 3 -5 9 17.3
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 34.500 — 5 -4 11 17.5
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 32.842 — 11 +1 6 19.2
11 Slapper PCK The Pucks 29.392 — 14 +3 7 19.2
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 28.958 — 8 -4 5 17.8
13 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 28.158 — 10 -3 12 18.7
14 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 24.508 — 16 +2 9 18.7
15 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 20.642 — 4 -11 8 15.8
16 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 13.075 — 9 -7 4 19.5
0.000
And we are away. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-15.
5.175
Butter Bean is right on the edge.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
8.475
Butter Bean is in trouble here.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.075
Thick Rick is gone. Recent finishes: 3-5-3-16-8.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.167
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-12-7.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
20.642
That is Tube Sock finished.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
24.508
Yolk goes in. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-12-7.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.033
Pilot Light is in trouble here.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.433
In goes Stubbs. Recent finishes: 3-3-8-3-5.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.833
In goes Pilot Light.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
31.967
There goes another one.
32.233
In goes Slapper.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
33.633
Old Gristle goes in.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
35.033
In goes Butter Bean.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.233
The Heel goes in.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
40.408
Another panel gone.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.067
Floppy Joe is gone.
43.367
Less of it every time you look.
44.325
The floor is getting smaller.
44.467
Big Randy goes in.
45.275
Less of it every time you look.
45.867
Crawlspace is gone.
46.208
The floor is getting smaller.
47.142
The floor is getting smaller.
48.058
Another panel gone.
48.967
The floor is getting smaller.
49.292
Gravy is gone.
49.867
Less of it every time you look.
50.692
That is The Kidney finished.
50.750
Another panel gone.
51.625
Well, that was always going to happen.
52.092
Two left.
52.500
Another panel gone.
53.358
Oh dear.
54.208
Less of it every time you look.
1:08.208
It is Puck Yeah!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 12 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 12 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 16 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 17 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 23 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
277 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-4-13-14-14.
15.13
1
Big Randy The Noodles
245 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-14-12-4-15.
17.20
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
257 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 4-5-1-8-5.
10.38
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
247 starts, 20 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 14-1-4-14-12.
18.20
22
Butter Bean The Beans
256 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-15-7-15-4.
21.43
6
The Kidney The Beans
236 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-3-16-2-7.
9.15
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
277 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 5-16-13-11-8.
12.78
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
246 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 5-11-10-16-9.
16.76
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
261 starts, 20 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-11-9-13-8.
16.27
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
261 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-1-10-12-6.
17.32
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
268 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-2-6-7-4.
11.34
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
253 starts, 22 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-8-11-1-10.
13.56
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
239 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-14-9-1-11.
15.46
8
Slapper The Pucks
256 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-11-3-3-14.
10.26
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
257 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 10-6-11-16-13.
25.51
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
246 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-16-3-8-4.
11.36

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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