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Team Stack · Season 1 · Round 16

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Coaster wins at The Lectern

The Coaster took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.683 — 28 +27 3 2.6
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.550 — 25 +23 0 1.7
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2.058 +0.38 26 +23 3 2.9
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 0.658 — 27 +23 6 5.3
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1.850 +0.17 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.042 +3.36 22 +16 4 5.3
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.258 +3.58 23 +16 4 5.3
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.32 24 +16 5 5.2
9 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.142 — 12 +3 2 2.8
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.342 — 9 -1 0 2.3
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.683 — 11 0 1 2.9
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.483 — 10 -2 1 3.2
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.525 — 16 +3 2 2.8
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 0.858 — 15 +1 1 3.4
15 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 -2 2 2.7
16 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.142 — 14 -2 1 3.2
17 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 0 2 2.6
18 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.850 — 19 +1 2 3.7
19 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.200 — 18 -1 1 3.3
20 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.008 — 20 0 2 2.9
21 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.675 — 4 -17 2 3.1
22 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.117 +0.43 3 -19 2 3.2
23 Long John NOO The Noodles 0.983 — 1 -22 2 2.4
24 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.167 — 2 -22 2 2.9
25 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 — 29 +4 2 2.8
26 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.200 +0.52 32 +6 3 3.0
27 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.042 — 30 +3 2 2.9
28 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.667 — 31 +3 2 3.6
29 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 0.975 — 5 -24 2 2.4
30 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.492 +0.81 8 -22 2 3.1
31 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.150 — 6 -25 2 3.1
32 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 6.350 +4.67 7 -25 3 3.3
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 5-6-6-8-6.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 1-15-1-2-2.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 1-11-1-12-2.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-15-1-2-2.
22.200
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 1-15-1-2-2.
23.350
Damp Kevin is off.
24.550
Released.
26.000
Puck Yeah goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Coaster wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice The Lieutenant 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Slapper 26.000 Slapper 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 29-26-32-22-30.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 31-25-29-24-31.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 32-28-31-21-29.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 30-27-30-23-32.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 21.7. Last five: 11-22-10-30-19.
147.03
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 21.2. Last five: 12-21-11-31-17.
145.16
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 21.3. Last five: 9-23-9-29-20.
141.53
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 22.2. Last five: 10-24-12-32-18.
156.51
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 17.1. Last five: 19-14-17-18-14.
97.92
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 16.9. Last five: 18-15-18-17-15.
96.78
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 17.8. Last five: 20-13-19-20-16.
105.72
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 16.9. Last five: 17-16-20-19-13.
98.34
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 21-20-23-2-2.
83.06
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.2. Last five: 24-19-21-3-1.
87.01
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.8. Last five: 22-18-24-1-4.
87.32
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 23-17-22-4-3.
87.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 11.0. Last five: 15-8-15-8-23.
43.76
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 13-7-14-6-21.
38.69
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 16-6-13-5-24.
40.95
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 11.0. Last five: 14-5-16-7-22.
42.38
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 5-12-8-12-12.
12.92
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-11-5-9-10.
8.09
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-9-6-11-9.
7.77
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 7-10-7-10-11.
11.47
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-4-4-15-7.
10.52
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
9 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 2-1-1-14-5.
6.78
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-2-2-16-6.
9.65
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
9 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 1-3-3-13-8.
7.03
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 27-31-26-25-25.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 26-29-28-28-27.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.9. Last five: 28-30-25-26-26.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 25-32-27-27-28.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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