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Team Stack · Season 1 · Round 20

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Ironing Board

Sweaty Gerald took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. Refried Ron finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.408 — 12 +11 2 2.7
2 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.767 +0.36 10 +8 1 3.3
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.792 +0.38 9 +6 2 2.1
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3.325 +1.92 11 +7 2 2.8
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2.467 +1.06 21 +16 0 1.4
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.275 +3.87 22 +16 5 5.0
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.175 +3.77 23 +16 5 5.1
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.59 24 +16 5 5.0
9 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.325 — 25 +16 0 1.7
10 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.183 +3.78 26 +16 5 5.0
11 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.350 +3.94 27 +16 6 5.0
12 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.59 28 +16 5 5.0
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.542 +0.13 15 +2 2 2.9
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.367 +0.96 16 +2 1 2.6
15 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.875 +0.47 14 -1 1 2.9
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.075 +0.67 13 -3 2 2.1
17 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2.550 +1.14 19 +2 2 2.7
18 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.625 +0.22 17 -1 0 2.3
19 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.325 — 18 -1 3 2.6
20 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.775 +0.37 20 0 3 2.7
21 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.300 — 3 -18 2 3.6
22 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.433 +0.03 4 -18 2 2.6
23 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.775 +0.37 1 -22 1 2.2
24 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.558 +0.15 2 -22 4 6.2
25 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.517 +0.11 6 -19 2 3.7
26 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.358 — 8 -18 2 3.3
27 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.617 +0.21 7 -20 2 3.4
28 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 0.958 — 5 -23 3 2.3
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.025 — 31 +1 2 3.0
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.075 — 30 -1 1 3.0
32 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.983 +1.58 32 0 1 2.9
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-2-16-1-11.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-16.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 3-2-7-4-1.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-16.
28.400
Sweaty Gerald takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 26.000 Chunk 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 24-27-19-31-32.
210.20
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 23-25-20-32-31.
195.53
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 21-28-17-29-30.
182.02
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 22-26-18-30-29.
182.85
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.5. Last five: 28-22-32-28-11.
166.71
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.5. Last five: 27-23-31-25-10.
163.27
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 22.6. Last five: 25-21-29-27-9.
137.82
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 22.9. Last five: 26-24-30-26-12.
157.96
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 17.1. Last five: 20-20-27-3-18.
89.02
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 16.5. Last five: 17-18-26-1-17.
78.08
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 16.8. Last five: 18-19-25-2-19.
79.11
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 17.5. Last five: 19-17-28-4-20.
87.01
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.2. Last five: 4-4-14-20-22.
42.89
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
13 starts, 2 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 1-1-15-19-23.
37.65
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 3-3-13-17-21.
39.02
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 13.5. Last five: 2-2-16-18-24.
40.13
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 11.4. Last five: 13-5-21-10-14.
35.00
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.6. Last five: 14-8-22-9-13.
40.74
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 11.9. Last five: 15-6-24-11-15.
49.81
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 16-7-23-12-16.
50.89
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-15-7-6-7.
10.80
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 10-16-5-8-6.
8.08
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-13-6-7-5.
10.03
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-14-8-5-8.
7.19
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-12-11-13-3.
11.86
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 8-9-10-14-4.
11.29
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
13 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-11-9-15-1.
9.17
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
13 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-10-12-16-2.
10.65
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 31-29-4-24-28.
193.51
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 30-30-3-21-27.
181.75
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 32-31-2-22-26.
197.09
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 29-32-1-23-25.
185.27

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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