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Team Stack · Season 1 · Round 24

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Coaster wins at The Lectern

The Coaster took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.517 — 28 +27 2 2.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.650 +0.13 25 +23 0 1.7
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.683 +0.17 26 +23 2 2.9
4 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.675 +4.16 27 +23 6 5.3
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1.375 — 21 +16 0 1.5
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.267 +3.75 22 +16 5 5.2
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.042 +3.53 23 +16 4 5.3
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.48 24 +16 5 5.2
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.750 +0.23 12 +3 2 2.8
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.467 — 9 -1 0 2.1
11 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.283 — 10 -1 1 2.8
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.300 — 11 -1 1 2.9
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3.067 +1.55 16 +3 2 2.8
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.375 — 13 -1 1 2.3
15 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.300 — 14 -1 1 2.9
16 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.558 +0.04 15 -1 2 2.8
17 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.608 +1.09 3 -14 1 3.1
18 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.425 — 4 -14 4 2.6
19 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 0.942 — 1 -18 3 2.4
20 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.542 +0.03 2 -18 1 3.1
21 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -4 2 2.6
22 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.300 — 19 -3 1 3.1
23 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.217 — 18 -5 1 3.3
24 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.150 — 20 -4 2 3.1
25 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 — 29 +4 2 2.8
26 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.217 — 31 +5 2 3.2
27 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.000 — 30 +3 2 2.9
28 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2.042 +0.53 32 +4 3 2.9
29 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.908 — 5 -24 2 2.4
30 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.967 +0.45 8 -22 2 3.1
31 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.242 +0.73 7 -24 2 3.2
32 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.917 +0.40 6 -26 2 3.1
3.000
Here comes another. Recent finishes: 6-5-4-8-8.
4.200
Released.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-10-2-2-1.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-10-2-2-1.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 1-16-2-2-3.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-10-2-2-1.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
Let go.
18.200
All of it, on the floor.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
22.675
Straight off goes Puck Yeah.
23.875
Away it goes.
26.000
Slapper leads the meeting.
28.400
The Coaster wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Wide Load 26.000 Wide Load 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NOO The Noodles 74 4/4 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 21-21-26-32-21.
197.46
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 22-24-28-30-24.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 23-23-25-31-22.
212.38
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 24-22-27-29-23.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.5. Last five: 31-28-29-14-26.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.9. Last five: 30-26-32-13-27.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 29-27-31-16-28.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.3. Last five: 32-25-30-15-25.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 10-2-13-19-18.
52.10
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
17 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 9-1-16-20-17.
51.77
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 16.2. Last five: 11-4-15-18-19.
58.66
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 15.8. Last five: 12-3-14-17-20.
58.78
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.0. Last five: 14-18-17-22-4.
68.27
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
17 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 13-19-18-21-1.
63.89
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.0. Last five: 16-20-20-24-2.
77.53
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 15-17-19-23-3.
68.18
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 19-6-12-3-14.
37.93
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 11.3. Last five: 17-7-11-2-15.
37.12
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 18-5-9-4-16.
37.18
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
17 starts, 2 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 20-8-10-1-13.
33.91
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-10-7-8-12.
12.09
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-12-6-5-9.
7.92
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 5-9-5-6-11.
8.39
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-11-8-7-10.
9.95
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 4-14-4-11-8.
11.07
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
17 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-16-1-12-7.
10.57
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-15-2-9-5.
9.51
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
17 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-13-3-10-6.
7.68
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 28-31-24-27-31.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.7. Last five: 26-29-22-28-29.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 25-32-21-25-30.
214.54
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 27-30-23-26-32.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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