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Team Stack · Season 1 · Round 32

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Coaster wins at The Lectern

The Coaster took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.742 — 28 +27 2 2.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.608 — 25 +23 0 1.8
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2.050 +0.31 26 +23 2 2.9
4 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.583 +3.84 27 +23 5 5.3
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.125 — 12 +7 1 2.9
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.475 — 11 +5 2 2.8
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.625 — 9 +2 1 2.1
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.133 — 10 +2 2 2.9
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3.808 +2.07 21 +12 0 1.4
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.058 +3.32 22 +12 5 5.3
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.375 +3.63 23 +12 4 5.3
12 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.26 24 +12 5 5.2
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.283 +0.54 16 +3 2 2.9
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.083 +0.34 15 +1 1 2.9
15 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.092 +0.35 13 -2 1 2.4
16 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.725 — 14 -2 3 2.8
17 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 0 2 2.6
18 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.983 — 19 +1 1 3.1
19 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.933 — 18 -1 1 3.4
20 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.633 — 20 0 2 2.8
21 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.167 +0.43 4 -17 2 3.2
22 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.100 +0.36 3 -19 2 3.3
23 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 0.967 — 1 -22 2 2.4
24 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.567 — 2 -22 3 3.1
25 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.375 +0.63 29 +4 2 2.8
26 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.325 — 31 +5 2 2.9
27 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.625 — 32 +5 1 3.0
28 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.242 — 30 +2 3 2.8
29 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.550 — 5 -24 1 2.3
30 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.517 — 6 -24 2 3.1
31 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.767 +0.03 7 -24 3 3.2
32 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 5.000 +3.26 8 -24 5 6.6
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-2-1.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-2-1.
23.400
Released. Recent finishes: 7-1-1-1-2.
26.000
Slapper leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 12-8-3-5-1.
28.400
The Coaster wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Wide Load 26.000 Wide Load 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 BEA The Beans 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 19-22-15-32-21.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 18-24-14-30-24.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 20-23-16-31-23.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 17-21-13-29-22.
214.74
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 30-30-30-28-27.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 29-29-31-27-26.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 32-31-32-26-25.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 31-32-29-25-28.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
25 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 11-13-19-18-2.
77.88
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.0. Last five: 12-16-17-17-1.
83.17
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 10-15-20-20-4.
86.88
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 9-14-18-19-3.
79.96
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.3. Last five: 14-19-23-13-16.
121.98
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
25 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 15-17-22-16-15.
126.13
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.8. Last five: 13-18-24-15-13.
117.75
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.4. Last five: 16-20-21-14-14.
128.00
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
25 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 24-3-11-3-18.
48.43
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 21-2-12-4-19.
50.58
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
25 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 22-1-10-1-20.
44.31
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 11.0. Last five: 23-4-9-2-17.
48.17
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-7-3-7-7.
8.43
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-5-4-5-8.
7.62
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-8-2-8-6.
9.05
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.1. Last five: 5-6-1-6-5.
8.18
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-12-7-9-10.
9.52
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
25 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 3-11-8-11-12.
11.10
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-10-6-12-9.
9.60
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
25 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-9-5-10-11.
6.37
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.9. Last five: 27-25-26-22-32.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 28-28-25-24-30.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 25-26-28-23-29.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 26-27-27-21-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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