Paper Mogul Sports
Team Stack · Season 1 · Round 34

The Stool — Relay

The Stool · The Stool · 44 m · 32 competitors Pinch points
FULL TIME Fairness
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Stool

Sweaty Gerald took The Stool — Relay for the The Beans. Butter Bean finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.100 12 +11 2 2.8
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.133 9 +7 1 2.0
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 4.667 +2.57 10 +7 5 5.8
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 4.292 +2.19 11 +7 4 5.3
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 0.517 21 +16 0 1.6
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.217 +3.12 22 +16 5 5.4
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.292 +3.19 23 +16 4 5.5
8 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 0.633 24 +16 6 5.5
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.258 20 +11 1 2.8
10 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.233 17 +7 0 2.1
11 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 4.650 +2.55 18 +7 5 5.4
12 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 4.958 +2.86 19 +7 5 5.5
13 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.392 +0.29 32 +19 2 2.8
14 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2.117 +0.02 31 +17 1 3.0
15 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.558 29 +14 1 2.2
16 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.133 30 +14 3 2.9
17 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.200 25 +8 0 1.6
18 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.017 +2.92 26 +8 5 5.4
19 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.342 +3.24 27 +8 5 5.4
20 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.90 28 +8 5 5.5
21 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.183 4 -17 1 3.2
22 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.542 1 -21 1 2.3
23 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4.875 +2.78 2 -21 5 6.4
24 Long John NOO The Noodles 5.783 +3.68 3 -21 4 3.7
25 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.983 14 -11 1 2.9
26 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.050 13 -13 1 2.0
27 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 5.450 +3.35 15 -12 5 4.7
28 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 4.633 +2.53 16 -12 5 4.2
29 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.667 8 -21 2 3.7
30 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.983 5 -25 2 2.5
31 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.858 6 -25 5 6.3
32 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.250 +0.15 7 -25 4 3.6
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-5-1.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 1-13-1-2-1.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-5-1.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-1-7-1-1.
19.600
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-5-1.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
22.783
Long John is off.
23.983
Released.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
Sweaty Gerald takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Timber The Lieutenant 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Timber Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Timber Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 42 4/4 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 58 4/4 5
5 PCK The Pucks 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 32-29-20-23-16.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 29-32-18-24-14.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 31-31-17-21-13.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 30-30-19-22-15.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 26-22-30-30-30.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 25-21-29-29-31.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 28-24-31-32-29.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 27-23-32-31-32.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 17-15-9-14-18.
89.19
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 19-14-10-15-20.
96.65
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
27 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 20-13-11-13-19.
92.51
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.2. Last five: 18-16-12-16-17.
95.14
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
27 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 21-17-15-17-22.
136.39
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.9. Last five: 24-20-16-20-21.
156.98
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.2. Last five: 22-19-13-18-24.
143.57
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.7. Last five: 23-18-14-19-23.
145.82
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
27 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.6. Last five: 12-1-22-1-10.
24.43
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.7. Last five: 11-4-23-4-9.
26.61
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 10-2-21-2-12.
24.59
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
27 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 9-3-24-3-11.
23.63
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-6-6-5-4.
6.33
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-8-8-8-2.
6.18
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-7-5-6-1.
6.66
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-5-7-7-3.
6.04
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
27 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 13-9-3-11-8.
19.39
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-11-2-12-7.
18.70
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
27 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-12-1-9-5.
16.27
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-10-4-10-6.
19.01
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 3-25-25-26-28.
147.41
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 4-27-28-28-25.
163.01
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.8. Last five: 2-28-26-27-27.
143.31
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
27 starts, 2 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 1-26-27-25-26.
132.43

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The narrowest plinths anywhere. Nothing fits beside anything, so everything goes on top — and most of it does not stay there.

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