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Team Stack · Season 1 · Round 36

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Honey Mustard wins at The Ironing Board

Honey Mustard took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Nuggets. Lil Nugget finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.608 — 20 +19 1 2.8
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2.108 +0.50 19 +17 3 2.9
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +14 2 2.6
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.667 +0.06 18 +14 3 2.6
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2.767 +1.16 28 +23 2 2.5
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.442 — 25 +19 1 1.8
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.292 +3.68 26 +19 5 5.0
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.775 +4.17 27 +19 5 5.0
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.550 — 16 +7 2 2.8
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.275 — 13 +3 0 2.1
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.433 — 14 +3 3 2.8
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3.083 +1.48 15 +3 2 2.8
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.492 — 12 -1 2 2.9
14 The Kidney BEA The Beans 0.692 — 9 -5 2 2.7
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.900 +0.29 10 -5 3 2.8
16 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3.350 +1.74 11 -5 2 2.9
17 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2.317 +0.71 21 +4 0 1.6
18 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 4.950 +3.34 22 +4 5 5.1
19 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.233 +3.63 23 +4 4 5.1
20 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.39 24 +4 6 5.1
21 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.083 — 8 -13 2 3.3
22 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.725 +0.12 7 -15 2 3.2
23 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.467 +0.86 5 -18 1 2.2
24 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.400 — 6 -18 4 6.3
25 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2.167 +0.56 4 -21 3 3.4
26 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.417 — 1 -25 2 2.1
27 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.350 — 2 -25 4 6.3
28 Long John NOO The Noodles 3.583 +1.98 3 -25 4 3.5
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.517 — 31 +1 1 3.1
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.125 +0.52 30 -1 3 2.9
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2.158 +0.55 32 0 1 2.9
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go. Recent finishes: 7-7-8-6-5.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-1-7.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-1-7.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 16-1-1-2-2.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-1-7.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
22.775
Straight off goes The Coaster.
23.975
Away it goes.
26.000
That is the tallest so far.
28.400
It is Honey Mustard!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Lil Nugget 26.000 Lil Nugget 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 28-25-32-29-20.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 26-27-30-30-19.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 25-26-31-31-17.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 27-28-29-32-18.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 19-16-26-22-30.
219.28
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 18-13-27-23-32.
214.12
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 17-15-25-21-29.
193.94
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 20-14-28-24-31.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 22-20-19-14-10.
130.54
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 23-17-17-15-9.
118.41
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.6. Last five: 24-19-18-16-12.
134.12
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
29 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 21-18-20-13-11.
118.51
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.8. Last five: 7-22-24-20-16.
76.63
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.6. Last five: 8-21-23-18-14.
82.78
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.1. Last five: 5-24-22-19-13.
69.69
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
29 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 6-23-21-17-15.
69.81
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 2-9-10-2-21.
21.76
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.5. Last five: 3-10-11-4-23.
24.35
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
29 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 4-11-12-1-22.
23.40
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
29 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 1-12-9-3-24.
21.99
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.1. Last five: 12-6-7-7-5.
7.94
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-5-6-5-7.
6.40
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 10-8-8-6-6.
6.71
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 11-7-5-8-8.
7.39
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-3-15-10-4.
15.73
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
29 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-2-13-9-3.
14.47
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
29 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 14-4-16-12-1.
14.12
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 16-1-14-11-2.
16.28
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 29-32-3-25-25.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
29 starts, 2 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 31-31-1-26-27.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 32-30-2-28-26.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 30-29-4-27-28.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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