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Team Stack · Season 1 · Round 40

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Gravy wins at The Lectern

Gravy took The Lectern — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1.608 — 24 +23 3 2.8
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.933 +0.33 21 +19 0 1.4
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.317 +3.71 22 +19 5 5.2
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.008 +3.40 23 +19 5 5.3
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.892 +0.28 28 +23 1 2.6
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.567 — 25 +19 1 1.9
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2.050 +0.44 26 +19 1 3.0
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6.067 +4.46 27 +19 5 5.2
9 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.433 — 12 +3 1 2.9
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 0.692 — 9 -1 2 2.7
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.867 +0.26 11 0 1 2.9
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.258 — 10 -2 2 2.9
13 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.783 +0.18 4 -9 2 3.3
14 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.375 — 2 -12 1 3.4
15 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.333 — 3 -12 3 3.3
16 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.808 +1.20 1 -15 2 2.2
17 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3.292 +1.68 16 -1 2 2.9
18 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 0.875 — 15 -3 2 2.8
19 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.325 — 13 -6 0 2.3
20 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.233 — 14 -6 2 2.9
21 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -4 2 2.6
22 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.083 — 19 -3 1 3.2
23 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.033 — 18 -5 2 2.9
24 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.075 — 20 -4 1 2.8
25 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.992 — 30 +5 2 3.0
26 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2.967 +1.36 32 +6 2 2.9
27 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.758 — 29 +2 2 2.8
28 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.492 — 31 +3 3 2.9
29 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.950 — 5 -24 2 2.2
30 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.275 +0.67 8 -22 2 3.1
31 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.792 +0.18 6 -25 3 3.1
32 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 6.242 +4.63 7 -25 4 3.3
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 6-15-7-6-8.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 3-1-5-1-13.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 3-1-5-1-13.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 3-1-5-1-13.
22.200
Next one goes up. Recent finishes: 3-1-5-1-13.
23.067
And it all goes wrong.
24.267
Released.
26.000
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Gravy takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 19.600 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice The Lieutenant 26.000 The Lieutenant 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 NOO The Noodles 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 21-22-21-25-25.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 24-21-24-26-27.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 23-23-22-28-26.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 22-24-23-27-28.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.8. Last five: 30-10-12-29-17.
193.78
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 32-9-9-32-20.
213.95
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 31-11-10-30-18.
204.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 29-12-11-31-19.
208.25
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 6-27-13-19-22.
118.31
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.9. Last five: 8-28-16-20-24.
145.15
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 5-25-14-17-23.
104.75
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
33 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 7-26-15-18-21.
115.82
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.7. Last five: 15-13-26-13-8.
125.56
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.5. Last five: 14-14-27-16-5.
131.08
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
33 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 16-15-28-14-6.
136.49
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.9. Last five: 13-16-25-15-7.
130.58
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
33 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 18-3-19-4-4.
35.28
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
33 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 17-2-20-2-1.
30.03
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.5. Last five: 20-4-17-3-3.
36.94
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
33 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 19-1-18-1-2.
29.78
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 11-5-3-5-11.
7.99
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-6-4-6-12.
9.54
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-7-2-7-10.
7.67
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 9-8-1-8-9.
6.72
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
33 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-17-8-11-14.
8.19
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
33 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 3-20-6-12-13.
10.97
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 2-19-7-10-16.
10.62
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 4-18-5-9-15.
10.57
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
33 starts, 2 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 25-30-31-21-31.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 26-32-29-22-29.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 28-31-30-24-30.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 27-29-32-23-32.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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