Paper Mogul Sports
Team Stack · Season 1 · Round 7

The Bollard — Relay

The Bollard · The Bollard · 44 m · 32 competitors
FULL TIME Fairness
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Wide Load wins at The Bollard

Wide Load took The Bollard — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.742 26 +25 2 3.0
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.350 25 +23 0 1.7
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.592 +3.85 27 +24 5 5.2
4 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.26 28 +24 5 5.3
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2.392 +0.65 20 +15 1 2.9
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 17 +11 2 2.6
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.983 18 +11 2 3.4
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.817 19 +11 3 3.7
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2.100 +0.36 21 +12 0 1.4
10 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.342 +3.60 22 +12 5 5.2
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.067 +3.33 23 +12 4 5.2
12 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.26 24 +12 5 5.1
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.842 +0.10 12 -1 1 2.4
14 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.150 11 -3 1 3.3
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.017 +0.28 9 -6 2 2.2
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.300 10 -6 2 3.0
17 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.150 +0.41 16 -1 1 2.9
18 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.267 15 -3 1 2.9
19 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.075 13 -6 2 2.8
20 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.325 14 -6 6 5.6
21 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.883 +0.14 8 -13 2 2.8
22 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.667 7 -15 2 3.8
23 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.500 5 -18 2 2.2
24 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 4.642 +2.90 6 -18 5 6.6
25 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.883 +0.14 4 -21 2 3.2
26 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.483 2 -24 4 3.1
27 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.375 3 -24 2 3.4
28 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.000 1 -27 2 2.2
29 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2.333 +0.59 29 0 2 2.8
30 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.900 30 0 2 3.7
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.442 31 0 2 2.9
32 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.775 +0.03 32 0 1 3.1
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 3-7-7-7-4.
4.200
Let go. Recent finishes: 3-7-7-7-4.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-2-5.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 1-1-6-2-11.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-14.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Slapper leads the meeting.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.400
Let go.
26.000
Slapper leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Wide Load!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Concrete The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Concrete Slapper 13.200 Slapper 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Wide Load 19.600 Wide Load 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Puck Yeah 26.000 Slapper 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Square plinths rather than round ones, which sounds like nothing and is the difference between a pile that leans and a pile that goes.

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