Lump Patrol
· Lump · #44
Old Gristle
“Grandfathered”
The oldest competitor still active. Slow, indestructible and enormously popular.
Yeet Trials
Starts
136
Wins
64
Podiums
114
Average finish
2.20
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 136 | 64 | 114 | 2.2 | 1 | 0 |
| Individual descents | 136 | 64 | 114 | 2.2 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 3 | 1 | 2 | 3.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Away from home | 136 | 64 | 114 | 2.2 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 10 | 3 | 5 | 3.2 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 126 | 61 | 109 | 2.1 | 1 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 3 | 8 | 2.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Steel | 136 | 0.281 | 0.233 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 36 | 2.307 | 1.092 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 35 | 1.257 | 0.708 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 29 | 3.977 | 1.408 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 28 | 4.025 | 1.300 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Board | 22 | 3.885 | 1.375 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Glass | 22 | 3.196 | 1.166 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 21 | 2.210 | 1.100 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 20 | 2.121 | 1.175 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 19 | 0.873 | 0.716 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 18 | 2.087 | 1.125 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 17 | 4.188 | 1.683 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Glass | 16 | 0.917 | 0.742 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Steel | 15 | 1.092 | 0.900 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Board | 15 | 0.883 | 0.725 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Steel | 14 | 0.831 | 0.708 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Gravel | 14 | 2.348 | 1.508 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 13 | 2.115 | 1.117 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 13 | 4.809 | 1.200 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Board | 11 | 3.620 | 2.016 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Sand | 9 | 3.852 | 1.075 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 9 | 4.597 | 1.917 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Board | 8 | 9.887 | 5.067 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Glass | 7 | 4.598 | 2.609 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Goo | 7 | 0.842 | 0.775 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Goo | 6 | 2.221 | 1.358 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Sand | 5 | 2.913 | 1.691 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Sand | 3 | 2.964 | 2.217 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Steel | 2 | 6.767 | 6.100 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Sticky Zone — Individual Descent | The Sticky Zone | Trial | 8 | 2 | 10.717 | 1h ago |
| The Sand Pit — Individual Descent | The Sand Pit | Trial | 8 | 4 | 17.233 | 3h ago |
| Ramp Canyon — Individual Descent | Ramp Canyon | Trial | 8 | 1 | 18.000 | 5h ago |
| The Glass Arena (Qualifier) | The Glasshouse | Trial | 16 | 5 | 18.000 | 5h ago |
| The Pinball Field — Individual Descent | The Pinball Field | Trial | 8 | 2 | 18.000 | 6h ago |
| The Ice Track — Individual Descent | The Ice Track | Trial | 8 | 2 | 18.000 | 8h ago |
| The Glass Arena — Individual Descent | The Glasshouse | Trial | 8 | 2 | 15.542 | 9h ago |
| Ramp Canyon (Qualifier) | Ramp Canyon | Trial | 16 | 1 | 18.000 | 10h ago |
| The Rubber Bounce Park — Individual Descent | The Bounce Park | Trial | 8 | 3 | 18.000 | 12h ago |
| The Mixed Terrain Arena — Individual Descent | The Mixed Terrain Arena | Trial | 8 | 1 | 18.000 | 14h ago |
| The Pinball Field — Individual Descent | The Pinball Field | Trial | 8 | 1 | 18.000 | 21h ago |
| The Ice Track — Individual Descent | The Ice Track | Trial | 8 | 1 | 18.000 | 22h ago |
| The Industrial Yard — Individual Descent | The Industrial Yard | Trial | 8 | 2 | 18.000 | 1d ago |
| The Pinball Field (Qualifier) | The Pinball Field | Trial | 16 | 2 | 18.000 | 1d ago |
| The Rubber Bounce Park — Individual Descent | The Bounce Park | Trial | 8 | 1 | 17.383 | 1d ago |
| The Rubber Bounce Park (Qualifier) | The Bounce Park | Trial | 16 | 1 | 18.000 | 1d ago |
| The Cardboard City — Individual Descent | The Cardboard City | Trial | 8 | 2 | 16.808 | 2d ago |
| The Sand Pit — Individual Descent | The Sand Pit | Trial | 8 | 8 | 5.667 | 3d ago |
| The Industrial Yard — Individual Descent | The Industrial Yard | Trial | 8 | 3 | 18.000 | 3d ago |
| The Rubber Bounce Park — Individual Descent | The Bounce Park | Trial | 8 | 2 | 18.000 | 3d ago |