Lump Patrol
· Lump · #44
Old Gristle
“Grandfathered”
The oldest competitor still active. Slow, indestructible and enormously popular.
Gravity Boys
Starts
368
Wins
77
Podiums
264
Average finish
3.69
Best finish
1
Finish rate
59%
151 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 368 | 77 | 264 | 3.7 | 1 | 151 |
| Individual descents | 56 | 5 | 42 | 3.1 | 1 | 28 |
| Pack races | 118 | 12 | 46 | 6.5 | 1 | 87 |
| Relays | 194 | 60 | 176 | 2.1 | 1 | 36 |
| Championship rounds | 6 | 1 | 3 | 4.5 | 1 | 6 |
| At home venue | 109 | 25 | 92 | 2.7 | 1 | 12 |
| Away from home | 259 | 52 | 172 | 4.1 | 1 | 139 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 315 | 72 | 224 | 3.8 | 1 | 124 |
| Fields under 12 | 53 | 5 | 40 | 3.0 | 1 | 27 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 1 | 7 | 3.1 | 1 | 5 |
| Smooth surfaces | 206 | 23 | 118 | 4.9 | 1 | 123 |
| Carpet and fabric | 204 | 25 | 125 | 4.5 | 1 | 111 |
| Hard and rough | 204 | 22 | 118 | 4.9 | 1 | 118 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Hard | 266 | 2.804 | 1.261 | +0.79 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | 254 | 2.211 | 1.311 | +0.09 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | 236 | 2.788 | 0.833 | +0.11 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | 206 | 2.442 | 1.578 | +0.12 |
| The Drops | Hard | 200 | 1.768 | 1.162 | +0.07 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | 199 | 2.432 | 1.272 | -0.06 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | 199 | 4.271 | 1.478 | +0.54 |
| Stairwell | Hard | 178 | 2.991 | 1.533 | +0.30 |
| The Drops | Metal | 176 | 1.779 | 1.011 | 0.00 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | 156 | 1.813 | 1.355 | +0.15 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | 150 | 1.515 | 0.789 | +0.01 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | 143 | 2.638 | 1.089 | -0.16 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | 133 | 4.972 | 3.661 | +0.14 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | 133 | 3.371 | 2.117 | +1.63 |
| Peg Field | Hard | 132 | 1.818 | 1.161 | +0.23 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | 127 | 3.976 | 1.772 | +0.39 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | 121 | 1.979 | 1.072 | +0.06 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | 121 | 2.970 | 2.033 | +0.02 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | 117 | 2.456 | 1.128 | +0.15 |
| The Spiral | Metal | 116 | 7.508 | 0.478 | +0.22 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | 115 | 3.057 | 0.839 | -0.13 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | 98 | 4.200 | 2.639 | 0.00 |
| The Gap | Hard | 96 | 2.354 | 1.383 | +0.24 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | 95 | 2.462 | 1.627 | +0.23 |
| Split Route | Smooth | 90 | 2.897 | 1.584 | -0.34 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | 89 | 2.371 | 1.884 | +0.02 |
| Starting Ramp | Metal | 81 | 2.817 | 1.578 | 0.00 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | 73 | 2.657 | 1.972 | +0.22 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | 73 | 3.355 | 2.384 | +2.15 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | 73 | 1.457 | 0.933 | +0.01 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | 72 | 2.627 | 2.039 | 0.00 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | 72 | 2.379 | 1.983 | +0.03 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | 71 | 2.828 | 1.873 | +0.18 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | 65 | 1.980 | 0.761 | -0.09 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | 65 | 2.717 | 1.911 | -0.06 |
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | 59 | 2.439 | 1.578 | 0.00 |
| Big Air | Metal | 57 | 3.681 | 2.544 | +0.07 |
| The Washboard | Hard | 57 | 3.214 | 1.894 | +0.19 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | 56 | 2.917 | 1.733 | +0.02 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | 55 | 2.574 | 1.933 | +0.05 |
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | 47 | 2.536 | 1.578 | 0.00 |
| The Washboard | Metal | 45 | 1.987 | 1.611 | +0.36 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | 42 | 2.695 | 1.878 | 0.00 |
| The Plunge | Metal | 38 | 2.691 | 1.805 | +0.05 |
| Starting Ramp | Hard | 32 | 2.898 | 1.578 | 0.00 |
| The Drops | Carpet | 28 | 1.837 | 1.567 | +0.11 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | 27 | 2.174 | 1.072 | 0.00 |
| The Kicker | Hard | 25 | 1.011 | 0.895 | +0.04 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | 21 | 2.134 | 0.995 | -0.05 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | 21 | 1.629 | 1.367 | +0.52 |
| S-Bend | Carpet | 17 | 3.789 | 1.861 | -0.76 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | 16 | 2.032 | 0.989 | -0.06 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | 16 | 2.755 | 2.300 | +0.06 |
| Peg Field | Metal | 14 | 1.782 | 1.284 | +0.71 |
| The Kicker | Carpet | 10 | 1.164 | 1.094 | 0.00 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | 9 | 2.099 | 1.917 | +0.11 |
| The Funnel | Metal | 9 | 1.570 | 1.261 | +0.11 |
| The Kicker | Metal | 9 | 0.970 | 0.922 | 0.00 |
| S-Bend | Metal | 7 | 3.239 | 2.922 | +0.43 |
| Tight Curve | Metal | 5 | 2.762 | 1.989 | +0.80 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | 1 | 7:36.422 | 45m ago |
| The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent | Nan's Landing | Individual Descent | 8 | 2 | 6:56.840 | 1h ago |
| The Tower Relay (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Relay | 16 | — | 8:44.195 | 3h ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 2 | 6:55.684 | 3h ago |
| The Vertical — Individual Descent | Chute Tower | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 8:15.356 | 5h ago |
| The Basement Relay (Qualifier) | The Basement | Relay | 16 | 3 | 7:14.438 | 8h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 2 | 7:45.405 | 9h ago |
| The Service Core — Team Pack Race | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 9:28.717 | 11h ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 8:40.167 | 12h ago |
| The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent | Nan's Landing | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 6:50.572 | 14h ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 2 | 6:58.035 | 17h ago |
| The Vertical — Individual Descent | Chute Tower | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 7:17.984 | 18h ago |
| The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 8:51.111 | 20h ago |
| The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent | The Basement | Individual Descent | 8 | 2 | 7:20.234 | 21h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 2 | 7:57.439 | 22h ago |
| The Service Core — Team Pack Race | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 8:57.500 | 1d ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 7:26.061 | 1d ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 9:35.050 | 1d ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 2 | 6:53.494 | 1d ago |
| The Service Core (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 8:49.005 | 1d ago |