Lump Patrol
· Lump · #44
Old Gristle
“Grandfathered”
The oldest competitor still active. Slow, indestructible and enormously popular.
Hing of the Kill
Starts
100
Wins
9
Podiums
35
Average finish
4.80
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 100 | 9 | 35 | 4.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Individual descents | 100 | 9 | 35 | 4.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5.5 | 4 | 0 |
| Away from home | 100 | 9 | 35 | 4.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 10 | 0 | 1 | 8.3 | 3 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 90 | 9 | 34 | 4.4 | 1 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 1 | 1 | 5.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 50 | 39.778 | 12.006 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 27 | 44.728 | 24.144 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 9 | 20.078 | 12.106 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 7 | 1:24.786 | 42.783 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Sink (Qualifier) | The Sink | Knockout | 16 | 7 | 2.250 | 2h ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 11.650 | 3h ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 4 | 0.850 | 6h ago |
| The Dog Bowl (Qualifier) | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 16 | 7 | 1.061 | 7h ago |
| The Wok — Individual Descent | The Wok | Knockout | 8 | 4 | 1.239 | 12h ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 12.933 | 19h ago |
| The Wok (Qualifier) | The Wok | Knockout | 16 | 15 | 0.489 | 1d ago |
| The Big Wok | The Big Wok | Knockout | 8 | 4 | 2.561 | 3d ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 11.650 | 3d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 4 | 2.144 | 3d ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 12.961 | 5d ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 7 | 0.683 | 5d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 3.012 | 5d ago |
| The Wok — Individual Descent | The Wok | Knockout | 8 | 7 | 0.283 | 5d ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 7 | 0.450 | 5d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 4.750 | 6d ago |
| The Sink — Individual Descent | The Sink | Knockout | 8 | 7 | 1.083 | 7d ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 2 | 1.423 | 7d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 4 | 1.717 | 7d ago |
| The Sink — Individual Descent | The Sink | Knockout | 8 | 8 | 1.089 | 7d ago |