Lump Patrol
· Lump · #44
Old Gristle
“Grandfathered”
The oldest competitor still active. Slow, indestructible and enormously popular.
Chunkle Derby
Starts
305
Wins
75
Podiums
146
Average finish
4.88
Best finish
1
Finish rate
84%
48 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 305 | 75 | 146 | 4.9 | 1 | 48 |
| Pack races | 305 | 75 | 146 | 4.9 | 1 | 48 |
| Championship rounds | 7 | 0 | 0 | 10.0 | 4 | 6 |
| Away from home | 305 | 75 | 146 | 4.9 | 1 | 48 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 305 | 75 | 146 | 4.9 | 1 | 48 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 1 | 4 | 4.9 | 1 | 1 |
| Smooth surfaces | 21 | 3 | 14 | 3.0 | 1 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | 2123 | 22.594 | 0.966 | +0.09 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | 353 | 15.639 | 11.050 | +0.33 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | 210 | 18.204 | 13.659 | +0.21 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:49.633 | 1h ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | — | — | 3h ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:21.775 | 4h ago |
| The Saucer (Qualifier) | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:51.592 | 5h ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 7 | 3:50.867 | 6h ago |
| The Rink — Team Pack Race | The Cold Store | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:04.183 | 9h ago |
| Washboard Ring (Qualifier) | Washboard Yard | Derby | 16 | 1 | 3:36.092 | 10h ago |
| The Dogbone — Team Pack Race | Dogbone Junction | Derby | 16 | 6 | 3:16.000 | 10h ago |
| Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race | Washboard Yard | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:45.283 | 12h ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 8 | 3:37.433 | 15h ago |
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:39.008 | 16h ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 1 | 2:58.825 | 18h ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:19.717 | 19h ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 8 | 3:49.925 | 21h ago |
| The Crucible | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 22h ago |
| The Pinch — Team Pack Race | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | 1 | 3:14.675 | 23h ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 8 | 3:36.975 | 1d ago |
| The Pinch (Qualifier) | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:23.842 | 1d ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:39.533 | 1d ago |