Lump Patrol
· Lump · #44
Old Gristle
“Grandfathered”
The oldest competitor still active. Slow, indestructible and enormously popular.
Wobbleton Games
Starts
465
Wins
26
Podiums
92
Average finish
7.12
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 465 | 26 | 92 | 7.1 | 1 | 0 |
| Relays | 465 | 26 | 92 | 7.1 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 9 | 1 | 1 | 9.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Away from home | 465 | 26 | 92 | 7.1 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 465 | 26 | 92 | 7.1 | 1 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 1 | 5 | 5.0 | 1 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Matting | 311 | 9.740 | 6.400 | -0.18 |
| Smooth Descent | Timber | 295 | 10.447 | 6.400 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Baize | 154 | 9.792 | 6.400 | -0.10 |
| Smooth Descent | Plate | 152 | 10.008 | 6.400 | -0.07 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 122 | 10.551 | 6.400 | -0.18 |
| Smooth Descent | Concrete | 118 | 10.908 | 6.400 | -0.18 |
| Smooth Descent | Laminate | 27 | 9.630 | 6.400 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 11 | 6.275 | 45m ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 1 | 1.850 | 2h ago |
| The Bollard (Qualifier) | The Bollard | Team Stack | 16 | 2 | 4.925 | 3h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 6 | 1.592 | 4h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 7 | 5.425 | 5h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 3 | 5.175 | 7h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 9 | 1.367 | 8h ago |
| The Trestle (Qualifier) | The Trestle | Team Stack | 16 | 2 | 5.000 | 8h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 2 | 5.333 | 10h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 7 | 4.617 | 11h ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 3 | 5.142 | 13h ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 9 | 1.333 | 14h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 5 | 1.600 | 16h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 2 | 5.250 | 17h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 10 | 4.975 | 19h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 12 | 5.000 | 20h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 6 | 5.133 | 22h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 12 | 5.000 | 1d ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 9 | 1.383 | 1d ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 8 | 5.000 | 1d ago |