The Wet Socks
· Noodle · #11
Tube Sock
“Calibration”
Uniform in every dimension. Officials measure it when they want to check the measuring.
Hing of the Kill
Starts
127
Wins
22
Podiums
65
Average finish
3.80
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 127 | 22 | 65 | 3.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Individual descents | 127 | 22 | 65 | 3.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 5 | 1 | 3 | 3.4 | 1 | 0 |
| Away from home | 127 | 22 | 65 | 3.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 10 | 2 | 3 | 6.1 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 117 | 20 | 62 | 3.6 | 1 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 2 | 2 | 5.4 | 1 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 72 | 43.699 | 12.078 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 40 | 45.951 | 27.733 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 22 | 26.842 | 12.606 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 7 | 1:16.960 | 20.600 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Big Wok | The Big Wok | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 11.644 | 1h ago |
| The Sink (Qualifier) | The Sink | Knockout | 16 | 12 | 1.133 | 2h ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 13.377 | 4h ago |
| The Dog Bowl (Qualifier) | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 16 | 5 | 12.389 | 7h ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 7 | 1.606 | 9h ago |
| The Ashtray — Individual Descent | The Ashtray | Knockout | 8 | 7 | 0.733 | 15h ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 0.644 | 16h ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 1.000 | 18h ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 20.923 | 23h ago |
| The Sink — Individual Descent | The Sink | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 1.589 | 1d ago |
| The Wok (Qualifier) | The Wok | Knockout | 16 | 5 | 6.228 | 1d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 8.733 | 2d ago |
| The Ashtray — Individual Descent | The Ashtray | Knockout | 8 | 2 | 35.128 | 2d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 4 | 2.161 | 2d ago |
| The Wok — Individual Descent | The Wok | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 2.605 | 2d ago |
| The Sink — Individual Descent | The Sink | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 1.594 | 2d ago |
| The Ashtray — Individual Descent | The Ashtray | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 12.256 | 2d ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 11.706 | 2d ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 0.689 | 3d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 1.044 | 3d ago |