The Wet Socks
· Noodle · #11
Tube Sock
“Calibration”
Uniform in every dimension. Officials measure it when they want to check the measuring.
Yeet Trials
Starts
165
Wins
1
Podiums
27
Average finish
5.28
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 165 | 1 | 27 | 5.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Individual descents | 165 | 1 | 27 | 5.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4.0 | 4 | 0 |
| Away from home | 165 | 1 | 27 | 5.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 10 | 0 | 0 | 9.9 | 5 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 155 | 1 | 27 | 5.0 | 1 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 1 | 2 | 6.4 | 1 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Steel | 165 | 0.257 | 0.225 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 47 | 0.788 | 0.725 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 27 | 1.324 | 1.200 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 22 | 1.937 | 1.067 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 22 | 0.782 | 0.716 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 21 | 1.412 | 1.200 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Board | 19 | 0.839 | 0.742 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Steel | 17 | 0.877 | 0.742 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 17 | 2.047 | 1.358 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Board | 16 | 1.893 | 1.383 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Steel | 16 | 0.872 | 0.850 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 16 | 1.143 | 1.092 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Gravel | 16 | 1.968 | 1.642 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Glass | 15 | 1.263 | 1.175 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Glass | 15 | 0.760 | 0.742 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 12 | 1.512 | 1.133 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Goo | 11 | 0.752 | 0.733 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 8 | 2.109 | 1.525 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Sand | 8 | 1.401 | 1.100 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Goo | 8 | 1.280 | 1.158 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Cardboard City — Individual Descent | The Cardboard City | Trial | 8 | 4 | 5.142 | 2h ago |
| The Glass Arena (Qualifier) | The Glasshouse | Trial | 16 | 13 | 7.450 | 5h ago |
| The Ice Track — Individual Descent | The Ice Track | Trial | 8 | 7 | 11.417 | 8h ago |
| The Glass Arena — Individual Descent | The Glasshouse | Trial | 8 | 7 | 6.792 | 9h ago |
| Ramp Canyon (Qualifier) | Ramp Canyon | Trial | 16 | 8 | 7.592 | 10h ago |
| The Industrial Yard — Individual Descent | The Industrial Yard | Trial | 8 | 2 | 5.550 | 11h ago |
| The Rubber Bounce Park — Individual Descent | The Bounce Park | Trial | 8 | 1 | 7.175 | 12h ago |
| The Sticky Zone — Individual Descent | The Sticky Zone | Trial | 8 | 4 | 4.625 | 15h ago |
| The Sand Pit — Individual Descent | The Sand Pit | Trial | 8 | 5 | 4.358 | 18h ago |
| The Pinball Field (Qualifier) | The Pinball Field | Trial | 16 | 13 | 5.892 | 1d ago |
| The Rubber Bounce Park — Individual Descent | The Bounce Park | Trial | 8 | 4 | 5.383 | 1d ago |
| The Rubber Bounce Park (Qualifier) | The Bounce Park | Trial | 16 | 8 | 5.475 | 1d ago |
| The Mixed Terrain Arena — Individual Descent | The Mixed Terrain Arena | Trial | 8 | 3 | 7.142 | 2d ago |
| The Sticky Zone — Individual Descent | The Sticky Zone | Trial | 8 | 3 | 5.492 | 2d ago |
| The Sand Pit — Individual Descent | The Sand Pit | Trial | 8 | 6 | 4.158 | 2d ago |
| The Glass Arena — Individual Descent | The Glasshouse | Trial | 8 | 7 | 7.042 | 2d ago |
| The Mixed Terrain Arena — Individual Descent | The Mixed Terrain Arena | Trial | 8 | 5 | 5.758 | 2d ago |
| The Cardboard City — Individual Descent | The Cardboard City | Trial | 8 | 4 | 6.408 | 3d ago |
| The Glass Arena — Individual Descent | The Glasshouse | Trial | 8 | 6 | 7.617 | 3d ago |
| The Rubber Bounce Park — Individual Descent | The Bounce Park | Trial | 8 | 5 | 5.125 | 3d ago |