The Wet Socks
· Noodle · #11
Tube Sock
“Calibration”
Uniform in every dimension. Officials measure it when they want to check the measuring.
Gravity Boys
Starts
362
Wins
1
Podiums
21
Average finish
6.88
Best finish
1
Finish rate
75%
91 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 362 | 1 | 21 | 6.9 | 1 | 91 |
| Individual descents | 50 | 0 | 4 | 5.7 | 2 | 11 |
| Pack races | 118 | 1 | 4 | 8.9 | 1 | 45 |
| Relays | 194 | 0 | 13 | 6.0 | 2 | 35 |
| Championship rounds | 5 | 0 | 0 | 9.8 | 5 | 3 |
| At home venue | 125 | 1 | 20 | 6.3 | 1 | 48 |
| Away from home | 237 | 0 | 1 | 7.2 | 3 | 43 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 314 | 1 | 17 | 7.1 | 1 | 79 |
| Fields under 12 | 48 | 0 | 4 | 5.5 | 2 | 12 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 1 | 7.4 | 3 | 2 |
| Smooth surfaces | 203 | 1 | 13 | 7.6 | 1 | 63 |
| Carpet and fabric | 210 | 1 | 13 | 7.5 | 1 | 61 |
| Hard and rough | 204 | 1 | 11 | 7.6 | 1 | 63 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Hard | 300 | 3.173 | 1.833 | -0.17 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | 257 | 2.709 | 1.339 | -0.11 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | 254 | 2.776 | 1.328 | +0.06 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | 225 | 2.952 | 1.861 | -0.06 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | 216 | 2.779 | 1.633 | -0.02 |
| The Drops | Hard | 201 | 2.011 | 1.455 | +0.04 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | 195 | 4.897 | 1.778 | +0.10 |
| The Drops | Metal | 174 | 1.850 | 1.289 | +0.02 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | 164 | 1.739 | 1.139 | -0.08 |
| Stairwell | Hard | 164 | 3.391 | 1.578 | -0.05 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | 152 | 2.292 | 1.784 | -0.09 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | 151 | 2.247 | 1.372 | -0.05 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | 145 | 3.046 | 2.172 | -0.14 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | 143 | 4.100 | 1.911 | +0.27 |
| Peg Field | Hard | 138 | 2.047 | 1.267 | +0.09 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | 137 | 2.260 | 1.450 | +0.37 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | 136 | 5.692 | 4.655 | -0.14 |
| The Spiral | Metal | 132 | 8.999 | 0.622 | -0.14 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | 127 | 2.614 | 1.216 | -0.02 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | 125 | 3.665 | 2.472 | +0.06 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | 115 | 3.760 | 2.539 | +0.10 |
| The Gap | Hard | 107 | 2.902 | 1.805 | -0.05 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | 106 | 3.062 | 2.134 | +0.12 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | 105 | 2.630 | 2.400 | 0.00 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | 105 | 4.663 | 2.839 | -0.11 |
| Split Route | Smooth | 101 | 2.981 | 1.922 | +0.06 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | 92 | 3.217 | 2.417 | -0.12 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | 83 | 2.628 | 2.245 | +0.10 |
| Starting Ramp | Metal | 75 | 2.377 | 1.589 | 0.00 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | 73 | 3.032 | 2.306 | +0.11 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | 69 | 1.859 | 1.262 | -0.06 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | 68 | 2.187 | 0.944 | -0.24 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | 68 | 3.092 | 2.628 | +0.04 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | 63 | 3.865 | 2.666 | -0.25 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | 62 | 3.795 | 2.606 | +0.16 |
| Big Air | Metal | 60 | 4.711 | 4.455 | -0.03 |
| The Washboard | Hard | 60 | 5.141 | 3.811 | +0.03 |
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | 58 | 2.311 | 1.594 | 0.00 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | 57 | 3.353 | 2.327 | -0.28 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | 56 | 2.954 | 2.650 | -0.11 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | 55 | 3.123 | 2.328 | -0.02 |
| The Plunge | Metal | 50 | 2.786 | 2.183 | +0.04 |
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | 45 | 2.161 | 1.589 | 0.00 |
| The Washboard | Metal | 40 | 2.391 | 1.672 | +0.45 |
| Starting Ramp | Hard | 34 | 2.292 | 1.594 | 0.00 |
| The Kicker | Hard | 34 | 1.282 | 1.139 | 0.00 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | 26 | 2.098 | 1.267 | +0.19 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | 26 | 2.071 | 1.733 | -0.19 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | 24 | 3.221 | 3.078 | 0.00 |
| The Drops | Carpet | 23 | 2.017 | 1.811 | -0.04 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | 23 | 2.161 | 1.394 | +0.04 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | 21 | 2.062 | 1.395 | -0.05 |
| S-Bend | Carpet | 17 | 3.671 | 2.539 | +0.29 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | 12 | 2.378 | 2.305 | 0.00 |
| The Funnel | Metal | 12 | 2.041 | 1.906 | -0.17 |
| Peg Field | Metal | 12 | 2.036 | 1.506 | +2.33 |
| The Kicker | Metal | 12 | 1.261 | 1.166 | 0.00 |
| Tight Curve | Metal | 9 | 3.909 | 2.939 | +0.33 |
| The Kicker | Carpet | 9 | 1.509 | 1.423 | -0.11 |
| S-Bend | Metal | 8 | 4.131 | 3.839 | -0.63 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | 4 | 8:33.772 | 45m ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:11.934 | 2h ago |
| The Tower Relay (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Relay | 16 | 7 | 8:50.028 | 3h ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 8 | 8:20.527 | 3h ago |
| The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | 9 | 9:45.000 | 6h ago |
| The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent | The Basement | Individual Descent | 8 | 4 | 8:08.072 | 8h ago |
| The Basement Relay (Qualifier) | The Basement | Relay | 16 | 6 | 8:07.455 | 8h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 6 | 8:55.244 | 9h ago |
| The Service Core — Team Pack Race | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:23.734 | 11h ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | 3 | 8:29.749 | 12h ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:31.995 | 15h ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 5 | 8:16.278 | 17h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 6 | 8:58.350 | 22h ago |
| The Service Core — Team Pack Race | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 9:57.849 | 1d ago |
| The Concrete Mile | The Basement | Individual Descent | 8 | 6 | 8:06.234 | 1d ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 8:47.227 | 1d ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | 7 | 10:05.990 | 1d ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | — | 8:14.461 | 1d ago |
| The Service Core (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | 9 | 9:52.934 | 1d ago |
| The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | 10 | 9:55.411 | 1d ago |