The Wet Socks
· Noodle · #11
Tube Sock
“Calibration”
Uniform in every dimension. Officials measure it when they want to check the measuring.
Chunkle Derby
Starts
271
Wins
34
Podiums
132
Average finish
4.17
Best finish
1
Finish rate
93%
18 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 271 | 34 | 132 | 4.2 | 1 | 18 |
| Pack races | 271 | 34 | 132 | 4.2 | 1 | 18 |
| Championship rounds | 6 | 3 | 5 | 4.0 | 1 | 1 |
| Away from home | 271 | 34 | 132 | 4.2 | 1 | 18 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 270 | 33 | 131 | 4.2 | 1 | 18 |
| Fields under 12 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1.0 | 1 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 3 | 5.2 | 2 | 1 |
| Smooth surfaces | 23 | 0 | 0 | 7.7 | 5 | 5 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | 1913 | 22.998 | 17.308 | +0.54 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | 372 | 16.591 | 14.800 | +0.32 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | 225 | 20.973 | 18.484 | +0.31 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:19.758 | 3h ago |
| The Saucer (Qualifier) | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:44.958 | 5h ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:47.150 | 6h ago |
| The Long Mile — Team Pack Race | Long Mile Basin | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:47.033 | 7h ago |
| The Rink — Team Pack Race | The Cold Store | Derby | 16 | 7 | 3:25.950 | 9h ago |
| Washboard Ring (Qualifier) | Washboard Yard | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:42.408 | 10h ago |
| The Dogbone — Team Pack Race | Dogbone Junction | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:11.450 | 10h ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:13.758 | 19h ago |
| The Crucible | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 22h ago |
| The Pinch — Team Pack Race | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:24.808 | 23h ago |
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:44.242 | 1d ago |
| The Pinch (Qualifier) | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | 1 | 3:17.008 | 1d ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 6 | 3:20.042 | 1d ago |
| Crossbones (Qualifier) | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:15.333 | 1d ago |
| The Rink — Team Pack Race | The Cold Store | Derby | 16 | 7 | 3:33.233 | 1d ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:19.442 | 1d ago |
| The Long Mile — Team Pack Race | Long Mile Basin | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:42.892 | 2d ago |
| The Rink — Team Pack Race | The Cold Store | Derby | 16 | 7 | 3:32.350 | 2d ago |
| Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race | Washboard Yard | Derby | 16 | — | — | 2d ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:31.250 | 2d ago |