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· Season 3 · Round 13

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:36.611 — 7 +6 13 10.1
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:36.611 — 7 +6 13 10.1
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:36.611 — 7 +6 13 10.1
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:36.611 — 7 +6 13 10.1
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.316 +2.71 2 0 20 8.5
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.316 +2.71 2 0 20 8.5
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.316 +2.71 2 0 20 8.5
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.316 +2.71 2 0 20 8.5
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:54.418 +17.81 1 -2 16 9.0
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:54.418 +17.81 1 -2 16 9.0
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:54.418 +17.81 1 -2 16 9.0
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:54.418 +17.81 1 -2 16 9.0
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:57.394 +20.78 6 +2 17 8.4
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:57.394 +20.78 6 +2 17 8.4
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:57.394 +20.78 6 +2 17 8.4
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:57.394 +20.78 6 +2 17 8.4
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:07.117 +30.51 8 +3 18 7.6
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:07.117 +30.51 8 +3 18 7.6
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:07.117 +30.51 8 +3 18 7.6
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:07.117 +30.51 8 +3 18 7.6
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:09.489 +32.88 4 -2 8 8.6
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:09.489 +32.88 4 -2 8 8.6
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:09.489 +32.88 4 -2 8 8.6
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:09.489 +32.88 4 -2 8 8.6
— Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:11.995 +35.38 5 -2 7 7.6
— Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:11.995 +35.38 5 -2 7 7.6
— Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:11.995 +35.38 5 -2 7 7.6
— Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:11.995 +35.38 5 -2 7 7.6
— Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:18.178 +41.57 3 -5 12 7.3
— Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:18.178 +41.57 3 -5 12 7.3
— The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:18.178 +41.57 3 -5 12 7.3
— Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:18.178 +41.57 3 -5 12 7.3
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
3.467
The lead changes hands. Slapper.
7.744
That is not going to help. Averaging 9.4 contacts an event coming in.
11.356
That is not going to help.
15.994
Slapper is completely off the deck.
20.189
Slapper gets hit hard. Averaging 8.8 contacts an event coming in.
24.033
The Unit is making ground. Recent finishes: 8-1-5-3-7.
27.983
Heavy contact for Long John.
31.544
Nothing doing for Long John. That is 15 non-finishes in 70 career starts.
37.128
Slapper has it. Recent finishes: 1-6-2-11-1.
40.128
It is Slapper!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth The Unit 1.944 Slapper 1.939
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 4.450 Gravy 2.355
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 7.033 Lil Nugget 2.211
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.594 Lil Nugget 3.061
The Drops Carpet Slapper 12.956 Lil Nugget 2.250
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 15.517 Slapper 2.561
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 17.833 Slapper 2.316
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 19.817 Slapper 1.984
The Plunge Smooth Slapper 24.961 Lil Nugget 1.856
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 29.300 Lil Nugget 3.444
The Kicker Smooth Lil Nugget 34.194 The Heel 4.178
Stairwell Metal Slapper 36.972 Gravy 3.372
Carpet Flat Smooth Slapper 39.311 Slapper 2.339
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 40.128 Slapper 0.817
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-4-14-8-8.
155.62
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
59 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-4-11-7-8.
110.02
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
51 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-7-3-8.
98.37
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
54 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 4-1-7-7-8.
83.69
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
60 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-8-15-3-5.
120.19
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-8-4-6-5.
100.35
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
55 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-5-6-8.
102.91
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
57 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-3-8-5-7.
94.32
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
56 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-5-9-7-6.
179.29
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
55 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-5-13-6-11.
163.33
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
59 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-10-6-7-5.
124.69
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-7-9-6-6.
136.76
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
56 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-7-5-11-8.
145.41
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
58 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-16-12-8.
206.37
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
55 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-8-1-7.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
57 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-12-6-8-7.
196.03
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
63 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 16-3-7-4-2.
33.54
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
52 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 14-3-2-2-2.
27.25
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
55 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-4-2-12-2.
15.83
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
56 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-13-3-2-2.
16.57
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
52 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 10-2-10-3-16.
23.24
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
60 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-5-2-3-13.
10.78
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
59 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-4-5-2-1.
9.07
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
55 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-2-3-1-14.
11.83
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
56 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-3-1-15.
8.72
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
54 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 1-14-1-1-10.
15.19
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
57 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-6-1-1.
10.15
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
59 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-1-3-9-1.
5.94
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 6-8-6-3-2.
78.97
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
58 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 6-16-4-5-14.
93.38
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 12-6-5-4-11.
92.98
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
58 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 15-6-4-5-4.
72.47

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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