· Season 3 · Round 22
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:40.812 | — | 7 | +6 | 12 | 10.5 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:40.812 | — | 7 | +6 | 12 | 10.5 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:40.812 | — | 7 | +6 | 12 | 10.5 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:40.812 | — | 7 | +6 | 12 | 10.5 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:47.017 | +6.21 | 5 | +3 | 10 | 9.1 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:47.017 | +6.21 | 5 | +3 | 10 | 9.1 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:47.017 | +6.21 | 5 | +3 | 10 | 9.1 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:47.017 | +6.21 | 5 | +3 | 10 | 9.1 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:59.067 | +18.26 | 8 | +5 | 13 | 8.6 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:59.067 | +18.26 | 8 | +5 | 13 | 8.6 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:59.067 | +18.26 | 8 | +5 | 13 | 8.6 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:59.067 | +18.26 | 8 | +5 | 13 | 8.6 |
| 4 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:03.423 | +22.61 | 6 | +2 | 15 | 9.0 |
| 4 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:03.423 | +22.61 | 6 | +2 | 15 | 9.0 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:03.423 | +22.61 | 6 | +2 | 15 | 9.0 |
| 4 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:03.423 | +22.61 | 6 | +2 | 15 | 9.0 |
| 5 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:04.062 | +23.25 | 2 | -3 | 11 | 8.8 |
| 5 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 3:04.062 | +23.25 | 2 | -3 | 11 | 8.8 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:04.062 | +23.25 | 2 | -3 | 11 | 8.8 |
| 5 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 3:04.062 | +23.25 | 2 | -3 | 11 | 8.8 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:06.683 | +25.87 | 4 | -2 | 14 | 8.4 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:06.683 | +25.87 | 4 | -2 | 14 | 8.4 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:06.683 | +25.87 | 4 | -2 | 14 | 8.4 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:06.683 | +25.87 | 4 | -2 | 14 | 8.4 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:12.794 | +31.98 | 3 | -4 | 12 | 8.0 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:12.794 | +31.98 | 3 | -4 | 12 | 8.0 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:12.794 | +31.98 | 3 | -4 | 12 | 8.0 |
| 7 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:12.794 | +31.98 | 3 | -4 | 12 | 8.0 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:23.678 | +42.87 | 1 | -7 | 11 | 8.5 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:23.678 | +42.87 | 1 | -7 | 11 | 8.5 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:23.678 | +42.87 | 1 | -7 | 11 | 8.5 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:23.678 | +42.87 | 1 | -7 | 11 | 8.5 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
3.767
And it's Wide Load in front now.
8.033
Wide Load is coming through. Recent finishes: 3-4-12-6-1.
12.517
It is chaos out there.
16.033
Absolute carnage.
22.950
You do not see that every day.
27.578
And it all goes wrong.
31.261
Lil Nugget finds trouble. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
32.989
Wide Load is going to win this.
35.989
It is Wide Load! Career record: 23 wins from 61, average finish 4.2.
39.728
Crooked Pete takes a knock. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
48.033
Crooked Pete is going backwards.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Crawlspace | 1.950 | Wide Load 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 4.461 | Wide Load 2.517 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 7.056 | Chunk 2.344 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 10.706 | Wide Load 3.650 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Wide Load | 13.139 | Wide Load 2.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 15.800 | Wide Load 2.661 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 18.372 | Wide Load 2.572 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 20.450 | Wide Load 2.078 |
| The Plunge | Smooth | Wide Load | 21.978 | Wide Load 1.528 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 24.989 | Wide Load 3.011 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 29.306 | Lil Nugget 3.650 |
| Stairwell | Metal | Wide Load | 32.761 | Chunk 3.150 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Wide Load | 35.133 | Chunk 2.311 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 35.989 | Chunk 0.800 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
65 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-12-7-4.
100.05
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
59 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-6-8-8.
76.41
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
62 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-14-4-6-8.
110.63
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
60 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-3-11-6-8.
92.67
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-8-13-5-6.
187.43
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 16-8-4-8-6.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-5-5-6-6.
105.77
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
59 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-6-13-5.
106.09
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
63 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-7-8-9-5.
140.49
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
61 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-5-8-1-5.
104.53
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-5-16-5-8.
204.50
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
59 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-5-8-5-7.
137.71
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
67 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-5-3-2-16.
15.51
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
59 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-1-3-2-3.
11.10
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
61 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 8-3-3-7-2.
19.13
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
60 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-3-7-3-3.
21.35
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
63 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-1-3-2-5.
8.41
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
62 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 10-2-15-2-1.
21.44
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
65 starts, 29 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 11-1-2-1-2.
12.14
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 15-4-6-10-8.
176.55
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-4-3-4-6.
44.39
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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