· Season 3 · Round 31
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:40.133 | — | 8 | +7 | 11 | 9.1 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:40.133 | — | 8 | +7 | 11 | 9.1 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:40.133 | — | 8 | +7 | 11 | 9.1 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:40.133 | — | 8 | +7 | 11 | 9.1 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:44.343 | +4.21 | 4 | +2 | 8 | 18.5 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:44.343 | +4.21 | 4 | +2 | 8 | 18.5 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:44.343 | +4.21 | 4 | +2 | 8 | 18.5 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:44.343 | +4.21 | 4 | +2 | 8 | 18.5 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:53.666 | +13.53 | 6 | +3 | 14 | 8.3 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:53.666 | +13.53 | 6 | +3 | 14 | 8.3 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:53.666 | +13.53 | 6 | +3 | 14 | 8.3 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:53.666 | +13.53 | 6 | +3 | 14 | 8.3 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:03.311 | +23.18 | 2 | -2 | 15 | 7.9 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 3:03.311 | +23.18 | 2 | -2 | 15 | 7.9 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:03.311 | +23.18 | 2 | -2 | 15 | 7.9 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 3:03.311 | +23.18 | 2 | -2 | 15 | 7.9 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:04.510 | +24.38 | 7 | +2 | 11 | 9.4 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:04.510 | +24.38 | 7 | +2 | 11 | 9.4 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:04.510 | +24.38 | 7 | +2 | 11 | 9.4 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:04.510 | +24.38 | 7 | +2 | 11 | 9.4 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:09.938 | +29.81 | 5 | -1 | 12 | 8.0 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:09.938 | +29.81 | 5 | -1 | 12 | 8.0 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:09.938 | +29.81 | 5 | -1 | 12 | 8.0 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:09.938 | +29.81 | 5 | -1 | 12 | 8.0 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:14.939 | +34.81 | 3 | -4 | 13 | 8.2 |
| 7 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:14.939 | +34.81 | 3 | -4 | 13 | 8.2 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:14.939 | +34.81 | 3 | -4 | 13 | 8.2 |
| 7 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:14.939 | +34.81 | 3 | -4 | 13 | 8.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:24.189 | +44.06 | 1 | -7 | 10 | 8.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:24.189 | +44.06 | 1 | -7 | 10 | 8.5 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:24.189 | +44.06 | 1 | -7 | 10 | 8.5 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:24.189 | +44.06 | 1 | -7 | 10 | 8.5 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 8-8-2-4-6.
11.567
That is going to sting in the morning.
16.033
Absolute carnage.
19.467
Thick Rick has the lead.
24.033
Sweaty Gerald is coming through.
30.250
Long John finds trouble.
37.811
Sweaty Gerald has it.
40.811
Puck Yeah takes it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 1.956 | Sweaty Gerald 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 4.561 | Crawlspace 2.511 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 7.744 | Crawlspace 2.761 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Crawlspace | 11.589 | Puck Yeah 3.783 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Crawlspace | 14.500 | Gravy 2.466 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Crawlspace | 17.756 | Gravy 2.728 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 20.811 | Gravy 2.506 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Sweaty Gerald | 24.139 | Sweaty Gerald 2.200 |
| The Plunge | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 26.028 | Puck Yeah 1.844 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 29.533 | Sweaty Gerald 3.505 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 33.022 | Sweaty Gerald 3.489 |
| Stairwell | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 37.033 | Puck Yeah 3.461 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 39.778 | Puck Yeah 2.400 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 40.811 | Puck Yeah 0.839 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
71 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-6-13-8-4.
133.06
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
65 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-5-5-6-14.
77.48
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
67 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-8-1-11-5.
167.96
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
66 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-8-5-4-5.
87.59
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
65 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-7-12-7-2.
75.99
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
71 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-3-8-7-9.
137.75
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
67 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-7-3-16.
152.37
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
65 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-7-7-3-8.
81.62
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
67 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-6-4-5.
93.15
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
65 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 4-6-3-4-9.
67.60
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-6-3-6-4.
89.77
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
66 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 15-4-6-15-6.
219.30
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
65 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-1-14-2-2.
18.39
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
66 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-7-1-13-2.
22.39
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
72 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 7-3-4-1-2.
11.73
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
65 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 11-3-8-1-1.
23.65
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
68 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-7-2-1.
11.31
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
70 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 12-2-14-2-15.
26.53
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 5-3-7-4-15.
70.05
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 16-5-3-7-4.
70.31
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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