Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 31

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:40.133 8 +7 11 9.1
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:40.133 8 +7 11 9.1
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:40.133 8 +7 11 9.1
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:40.133 8 +7 11 9.1
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:44.343 +4.21 4 +2 8 18.5
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:44.343 +4.21 4 +2 8 18.5
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:44.343 +4.21 4 +2 8 18.5
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:44.343 +4.21 4 +2 8 18.5
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:53.666 +13.53 6 +3 14 8.3
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:53.666 +13.53 6 +3 14 8.3
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:53.666 +13.53 6 +3 14 8.3
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:53.666 +13.53 6 +3 14 8.3
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:03.311 +23.18 2 -2 15 7.9
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:03.311 +23.18 2 -2 15 7.9
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:03.311 +23.18 2 -2 15 7.9
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:03.311 +23.18 2 -2 15 7.9
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:04.510 +24.38 7 +2 11 9.4
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:04.510 +24.38 7 +2 11 9.4
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:04.510 +24.38 7 +2 11 9.4
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:04.510 +24.38 7 +2 11 9.4
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:09.938 +29.81 5 -1 12 8.0
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:09.938 +29.81 5 -1 12 8.0
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:09.938 +29.81 5 -1 12 8.0
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:09.938 +29.81 5 -1 12 8.0
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:14.939 +34.81 3 -4 13 8.2
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:14.939 +34.81 3 -4 13 8.2
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:14.939 +34.81 3 -4 13 8.2
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:14.939 +34.81 3 -4 13 8.2
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:24.189 +44.06 1 -7 10 8.5
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:24.189 +44.06 1 -7 10 8.5
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:24.189 +44.06 1 -7 10 8.5
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:24.189 +44.06 1 -7 10 8.5
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 8-8-2-4-6.
11.567
That is going to sting in the morning.
16.033
Absolute carnage.
19.467
Thick Rick has the lead.
24.033
Sweaty Gerald is coming through.
30.250
Long John finds trouble.
37.811
Sweaty Gerald has it.
40.811
Puck Yeah takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Sweaty Gerald 1.956 Sweaty Gerald 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 4.561 Crawlspace 2.511
Sweeping Curve Smooth Sweaty Gerald 7.744 Crawlspace 2.761
Smooth Descent Hard Crawlspace 11.589 Puck Yeah 3.783
The Drops Carpet Crawlspace 14.500 Gravy 2.466
Smooth Descent Smooth Crawlspace 17.756 Gravy 2.728
Sweeping Curve Hard Thick Rick 20.811 Gravy 2.506
Slick Floor Slick Sweaty Gerald 24.139 Sweaty Gerald 2.200
The Plunge Smooth Sweaty Gerald 26.028 Puck Yeah 1.844
Smooth Descent Smooth Sweaty Gerald 29.533 Sweaty Gerald 3.505
The Kicker Smooth Sweaty Gerald 33.022 Sweaty Gerald 3.489
Stairwell Metal Sweaty Gerald 37.033 Puck Yeah 3.461
Carpet Flat Smooth Sweaty Gerald 39.778 Puck Yeah 2.400
Tight Curve Smooth Sweaty Gerald 40.811 Puck Yeah 0.839
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-8-6-8-5.
93.20
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
71 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-6-13-8-4.
133.06
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
58 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-2-8-8-7.
65.22
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
64 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-6-7-5-8.
126.37
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
65 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-5-5-6-14.
77.48
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
70 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-7-5-2.
67.02
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
67 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-8-1-11-5.
167.96
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
66 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-8-5-4-5.
87.59
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
65 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-7-12-7-2.
75.99
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
71 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-3-8-7-9.
137.75
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
67 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-7-3-16.
152.37
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
65 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-7-7-3-8.
81.62
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
67 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-6-4-5.
93.15
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
65 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 4-6-3-4-9.
67.60
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-6-3-6-4.
89.77
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
66 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 15-4-6-15-6.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
65 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-1-14-2-2.
18.39
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
66 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-7-1-13-2.
22.39
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
72 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 7-3-4-1-2.
11.73
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
65 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 11-3-8-1-1.
23.65
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
59 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-2-1-2-1.
9.35
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
68 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-7-2-1.
11.31
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
71 starts, 20 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-16-2-2-1.
16.00
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
70 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 12-2-14-2-15.
26.53
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
69 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-5-4-6.
9.16
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
62 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-3-4-12-6.
11.15
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
69 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 13-1-2-1-4.
15.37
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
68 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-4-6-11-1.
7.74
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
67 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-10-3-16-7.
58.33
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 5-3-7-4-15.
70.05
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 16-5-3-7-4.
70.31
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
71 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-5-4-9-8.
74.11

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

On the record

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Administrator Puck Yeah wins ✓ CORRECT
"He's gonna do it"
28d ago · locked