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· Season 3 · Round 36

Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.411 — 2 +1 13 10.1
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.411 — 2 +1 13 10.1
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.411 — 2 +1 13 10.1
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.411 — 2 +1 13 10.1
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:16.805 +4.39 5 +3 9 10.6
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:16.805 +4.39 5 +3 9 10.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:16.805 +4.39 5 +3 9 10.6
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:16.805 +4.39 5 +3 9 10.6
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:26.738 +14.33 6 +3 7 11.2
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:26.738 +14.33 6 +3 7 11.2
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:26.738 +14.33 6 +3 7 11.2
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:26.738 +14.33 6 +3 7 11.2
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:34.960 +22.55 4 0 10 10.0
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:34.960 +22.55 4 0 10 10.0
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:34.960 +22.55 4 0 10 10.0
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:34.960 +22.55 4 0 10 10.0
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:40.145 +27.73 7 +2 10 8.8
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:40.145 +27.73 7 +2 10 8.8
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:40.145 +27.73 7 +2 10 8.8
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:40.145 +27.73 7 +2 10 8.8
— Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:42.429 +30.02 3 -3 11 9.3
— Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:42.429 +30.02 3 -3 11 9.3
— Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:42.429 +30.02 3 -3 11 9.3
— Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:42.429 +30.02 3 -3 11 9.3
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:44.834 +32.42 8 +1 8 9.3
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:44.834 +32.42 8 +1 8 9.3
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:44.834 +32.42 8 +1 8 9.3
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:44.834 +32.42 8 +1 8 9.3
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:46.534 +34.12 1 -7 10 10.0
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:46.534 +34.12 1 -7 10 10.0
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:46.534 +34.12 1 -7 10 10.0
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:46.534 +34.12 1 -7 10 10.0
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.533
The lead changes hands. Chunk. Career record: 22 wins from 76, average finish 3.8.
10.506
Up goes Thick Rick.
15.239
Right into it goes Chunk. Averaging 10.1 contacts an event coming in.
22.856
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 10-2-2-1-1.
26.672
And Thick Rick takes flight. Recent finishes: 7-5-6-3-3.
30.333
Thick Rick has it.
30.567
Thick Rick takes the lead.
33.967
Chunk wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Refried Ron 1.944 Slapper 1.933
Smooth Descent Carpet Chunk 4.500 Chunk 2.244
Sweeping Curve Carpet Chunk 7.461 Chunk 2.961
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 11.056 Yolk 3.405
The Drops Soft fabric Chunk 13.061 Slapper 1.789
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 14.533 Slapper 1.394
Fabric Run Metal Chunk 22.489 Slapper 7.772
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 24.322 Slapper 1.800
The Kicker Slick Chunk 26.211 Slapper 1.745
Carpet Flat Smooth Chunk 29.722 Thick Rick 1.428
Stairwell Carpet Thick Rick 31.600 Thick Rick 1.578
Carpet Flat Carpet Thick Rick 33.333 Thick Rick 1.733
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 0/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-6-5-9.
166.17
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
62 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-6-6-6.
141.12
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-6-8-6.
111.59
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
66 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-6-10-6-7.
128.56
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
72 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-8-5-7.
87.69
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
69 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-6-5-7-8.
142.56
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
71 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-3-7-7-14.
161.41
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-7-5-8-5.
82.21
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-7-4-5-8.
167.99
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
67 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-5-4-7-12.
91.27
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
73 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-7-3-8.
112.82
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-10-5-7-6.
147.86
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
68 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-4-15-4-6.
207.83
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
71 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-8-2-4-6.
145.78
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-12-4-6-4.
163.62
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
67 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-4-4-6-3.
70.44
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
67 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-1-14.
13.50
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
68 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-3-7-1.
17.05
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
76 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 4-3-14-3-7.
20.74
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
69 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-16-3-2-11.
26.19
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
73 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-2-16-2.
11.27
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
72 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-1-1-1-1.
10.52
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
62 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-15-1-2-2.
11.71
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
73 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-11-1-12-2.
23.79
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
72 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-1-2-13-1.
9.90
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
73 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-2-8-2-2.
9.01
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
70 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-2-1-4-6.
8.22
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
65 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-4-1-3.
14.16
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
76 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 2-4-13-8-3.
54.35
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
70 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-9-8-5-10.
70.14
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-8-5-3-7.
49.24
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-8-16-5-3.
47.10

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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