· Season 3 · Round 4
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:34.727 | — | 7 | +6 | 8 | 9.8 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:34.727 | — | 7 | +6 | 8 | 9.8 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:34.727 | — | 7 | +6 | 8 | 9.8 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:34.727 | — | 7 | +6 | 8 | 9.8 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:38.118 | +3.39 | 3 | +1 | 10 | 9.7 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:38.118 | +3.39 | 3 | +1 | 10 | 9.7 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:38.118 | +3.39 | 3 | +1 | 10 | 9.7 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:38.118 | +3.39 | 3 | +1 | 10 | 9.7 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:52.350 | +17.62 | 4 | +1 | 14 | 8.5 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:52.350 | +17.62 | 4 | +1 | 14 | 8.5 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:52.350 | +17.62 | 4 | +1 | 14 | 8.5 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:52.350 | +17.62 | 4 | +1 | 14 | 8.5 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:02.801 | +28.07 | 1 | -3 | 11 | 8.8 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:02.801 | +28.07 | 1 | -3 | 11 | 8.8 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:02.801 | +28.07 | 1 | -3 | 11 | 8.8 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:02.801 | +28.07 | 1 | -3 | 11 | 8.8 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:03.583 | +28.86 | 2 | -3 | 14 | 7.5 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:03.583 | +28.86 | 2 | -3 | 14 | 7.5 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:03.583 | +28.86 | 2 | -3 | 14 | 7.5 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:03.583 | +28.86 | 2 | -3 | 14 | 7.5 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:05.083 | +30.36 | 6 | 0 | 16 | 9.0 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:05.083 | +30.36 | 6 | 0 | 16 | 9.0 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:05.083 | +30.36 | 6 | 0 | 16 | 9.0 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:05.083 | +30.36 | 6 | 0 | 16 | 9.0 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:05.906 | +31.18 | 8 | +1 | 11 | 8.1 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:05.906 | +31.18 | 8 | +1 | 11 | 8.1 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:05.906 | +31.18 | 8 | +1 | 11 | 8.1 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:05.906 | +31.18 | 8 | +1 | 11 | 8.1 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:14.049 | +39.32 | 5 | -3 | 12 | 8.5 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:14.049 | +39.32 | 5 | -3 | 12 | 8.5 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:14.049 | +39.32 | 5 | -3 | 12 | 8.5 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:14.049 | +39.32 | 5 | -3 | 12 | 8.5 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
3.467
The lead changes hands. Slapper.
8.033
And it all goes wrong.
15.439
And Slapper takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-1-15-1-3.
21.439
That is a big one for The Kidney. Averaging 10.4 contacts an event coming in.
24.856
Oh dear.
29.022
Squish gets hit hard.
32.333
Slapper is going to win this. Recent finishes: 3-1-15-1-3.
35.333
Slapper wins it.
40.033
Honey Mustard cannot hold position.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | The Unit | 1.944 | Slapper 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 4.450 | Gravy 2.350 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 6.933 | Slapper 2.483 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 10.422 | Slapper 3.489 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Slapper | 12.567 | Slapper 2.145 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 15.050 | Slapper 2.483 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 17.483 | Slapper 2.433 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 20.083 | Gravy 2.466 |
| The Plunge | Smooth | Slapper | 21.783 | Slapper 1.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 24.661 | Slapper 2.878 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 28.750 | Second Sock 3.517 |
| Stairwell | Metal | Slapper | 32.183 | Slapper 3.433 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Slapper | 34.517 | Slapper 2.334 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 35.333 | Slapper 0.816 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
50 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-3-8-8.
136.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-8-7-6.
107.54
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-5-6-8-7.
101.71
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-4-6-3-8.
82.25
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-5-6-8.
93.24
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-6-7-5-13.
155.32
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-6-6-5-3.
130.08
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-11-5-4-3.
130.98
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
52 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-5-6-3-4.
75.99
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-8-7-7-7.
171.48
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-12-7-4.
132.47
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
54 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-1-7-15.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
55 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-8-4-7-7.
139.47
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
54 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-12-2-2.
17.52
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
55 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 13-3-2-2-2.
20.30
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
59 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-2-16-2-8.
19.63
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
48 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-6-2-2-4.
13.09
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
59 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 5-2-3-13-1.
12.24
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
53 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-1-14-4-2.
12.32
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
53 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-15-3-3-1.
10.55
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
57 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 16-4-5-14-4.
136.10
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
50 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 2-5-9-4-10.
45.84
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-11-5-6.
62.31
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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