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· Season 4 · Round 13

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:39.234 — 5 +4 11 8.7
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:39.234 — 5 +4 11 8.7
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:39.234 — 5 +4 11 8.7
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:39.234 — 5 +4 11 8.7
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:46.461 +7.23 2 0 13 9.7
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:46.461 +7.23 2 0 13 9.7
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:46.461 +7.23 2 0 13 9.7
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:46.461 +7.23 2 0 13 9.7
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:57.305 +18.07 3 0 15 8.4
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:57.305 +18.07 3 0 15 8.4
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:57.305 +18.07 3 0 15 8.4
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:57.305 +18.07 3 0 15 8.4
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:01.461 +22.23 8 +4 13 8.9
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:01.461 +22.23 8 +4 13 8.9
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:01.461 +22.23 8 +4 13 8.9
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:01.461 +22.23 8 +4 13 8.9
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:02.957 +23.72 7 +2 13 9.9
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:02.957 +23.72 7 +2 13 9.9
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:02.957 +23.72 7 +2 13 9.9
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:02.957 +23.72 7 +2 13 9.9
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:06.077 +26.84 4 -2 12 8.1
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:06.077 +26.84 4 -2 12 8.1
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:06.077 +26.84 4 -2 12 8.1
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:06.077 +26.84 4 -2 12 8.1
— Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:12.385 +33.15 6 -1 12 8.6
— Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:12.385 +33.15 6 -1 12 8.6
— Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:12.385 +33.15 6 -1 12 8.6
— The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:12.385 +33.15 6 -1 12 8.6
— Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:16.945 +37.71 1 -7 11 8.2
— Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:16.945 +37.71 1 -7 11 8.2
— Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:16.945 +37.71 1 -7 11 8.2
— Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:16.945 +37.71 1 -7 11 8.2
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.333
Stubbs goes to the front. Career record: 7 wins from 86, average finish 4.7.
9.017
Stubbs is completely off the deck.
12.667
Long John is completely off the deck.
16.967
That is not going to help.
25.156
The Coaster finds trouble. Averaging 8.6 contacts an event coming in.
29.806
Well, that was always going to happen.
35.628
That is a big one for Stubbs.
38.556
Butter Bean has it.
40.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
43.433
The Coaster takes it. Career record: 36 wins from 83, average finish 3.2.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Butter Bean 1.950 Butter Bean 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 4.611 Old Gristle 2.378
Sweeping Curve Smooth Stubbs 7.039 Stubbs 2.428
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 10.372 Stubbs 3.333
The Drops Carpet Stubbs 12.833 Old Gristle 2.239
Smooth Descent Smooth Stubbs 15.839 Old Gristle 2.733
Sweeping Curve Hard Stubbs 19.794 Old Gristle 2.550
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 21.517 Old Gristle 2.395
The Plunge Smooth Butter Bean 26.256 Butter Bean 1.773
Smooth Descent Smooth Butter Bean 30.017 Second Sock 3.616
The Kicker Smooth Butter Bean 33.783 Butter Bean 3.766
Stairwell Metal Butter Bean 37.789 Stubbs 3.339
Carpet Flat Smooth Butter Bean 40.539 The Coaster 2.366
Tight Curve Smooth Butter Bean 41.556 The Coaster 0.839
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 0/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-15-7-6-8.
177.39
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
80 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-7-7-8-6.
121.27
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
87 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-6-5-7-5.
133.14
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
78 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 16-6-3-10-6.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
83 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-8-8-6-3.
114.57
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
83 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-4-12-6-3.
103.00
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 4-6-3-6-10.
93.53
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
87 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-4-5-5-9.
122.14
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-10-4-5-12.
143.22
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
83 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-4-4-5-4.
71.88
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
84 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-7-14-11-7.
199.57
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
86 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-7-11-7-4.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
80 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-5-2-7-6.
74.29
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
84 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 14-5-6-5-7.
165.95
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
84 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 15-5-6-9-8.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
86 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-13-5-1-7.
99.51
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
81 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 12-3-4-3-2.
26.54
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
83 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-8-3-3-3.
22.99
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
88 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-2-5-3.
11.77
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
82 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 11-3-16-14-3.
64.00
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
84 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-7-2-1.
11.82
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
76 starts, 20 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-16-1-1-2.
11.75
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
84 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-5-1-13-1.
10.35
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
90 starts, 28 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-2-15-2.
10.23
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
81 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-4-2-8-11.
9.45
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
88 starts, 45 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-2-4-1-2.
6.84
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
85 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 4-2-1-1-2.
11.74
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
80 starts, 30 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-1-2-2-16.
12.09
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
84 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-8-7-3-5.
70.56
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
79 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 13-8-8-4-14.
148.79
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
86 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 8-2-13-8-4.
58.46
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 8-6-8-10-4.
87.69

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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